Not my own list, but definitely good for a few laughs… enjoy!
# Skis don’t get pregnant.
# You can ride your skis any time of the month.
# Skis don’t have parents.
# Skis don't care how many other skis you've ridden.
# Skis don’t care how many other skis you have.
# Skis don’t care if you look at other guitars.
# Skis don’t care if you buy ski magazines.
# You’ll never hear, “Surprise, you are going to proud father of a new pair of skis!” unless you go out to buy one yourself.
# Skis like getting waxed.
# Your skis won’t care if you leave up the toilet seat.
# You don’t have to be jealous of the guy who works on your skis.
# If you say bad things to your skis, you don't have to apologies to ride them again.
# You can ride your skis as long as you want and they won’t get sore.
# You can stop riding your skis whenever you want, and they won't get frustrated.
# Your parents won’t remain in touch with your old skis after you dump them.
# Skis don’t get headaches.
# Skis don’t insult you if you’re a bad rider.
# Your skis never wants a night out with the other skis.
# Skis don’t care if you’re late.
# You don’t have to take a shower before you ride your skis.
# You can ride your skis the first time you meet, without having to take them to dinner, see a movie, or meet their mother.
#You don't need protection to ride your skis, but a helmet IS recommended.
# When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great time you had the last time you rode your skis.
-Saving yours, Freezing mine.
-Being A midget while skiing is like always having a powder day.
You haven't been with many women if you think this. When you are a young guy and women and sex are all new to you it may be seem like it but in the end skis are way better. Sex gets old and women a pain, but skis always gives you that high.
ugh..... yea. im gonna say not.
first, im prolly older than you. second, i get plenty. third, skis are just skis. they are pretty much disposable to me. skiing waist deep fluff? yea, any day over puss, but actual skis? hell no.
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"After a thousand years of praying and fasting and endless incarnations, Buddha finally gets to be...a dildo." -Tanakaskier
o and afterwards, i put the condom in a harry potter book on the shelf. -freestyle_kyle