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FREESKIER phenomenon

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Mike-O
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I've been sick for 4 days now,caught the flu,so I watched the ring today,a very very spooky movie. My dad came home and brought the mail at the same time. 'Mikko,there's a letter for you. From..Sweden..?' at this point I was pretty damn curious. I rushed down in my morning robe(not sure if it's morning robe..) and checked the letter,no ticking,so it couldn't be a bomb. I opened the letter.. OH MY GOD! the new freeskier magazine with sarah burke on the cover. But what troubles me,is where the fuck did it come from? I've never evev been to the freeskier website,so no chance that I accindentally ordered it,and my dad said no fucking way did he order it,and none of my relatives know that I ski. So,this is quite a dilemma,but you,from,Malmö,Sweden,whoever you are,thanks for sending me this. and I didn't get a phonecall taht I would die in 7 days,so we can scratch that one out..
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Sep 1 2003 3:56PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
Are you sure you aren't getting delusional from your drugs? That's super freaky and cool though!
Sep 1 2003 4:31PM
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ReggaeConcept1
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you're welcome

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Sep 1 2003 4:55PM
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Mike-O
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Haha yeah. first I thought it could be a consolation for my skiing trip that got fucked up when I broke my ankle,but I was it happened in Norway,not Sweden..
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Sep 1 2003 5:02PM
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4real
Posts: 949 - Karma: 14
if the person who sent it to him reads this send one to me!
'progression is everything' - jay levinthal
Sep 1 2003 5:29PM
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unnatural
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did you go to sms
Sep 1 2003 6:42PM
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Mike-O
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seeing that I live in Finland,nope,didn't go to sms.
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Sep 1 2003 6:54PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
sweet, free unexpected stuff is always cool




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Sep 1 2003 7:18PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
the same thing happened to me, except with a freeze beanie...no return address, nothing. it was weird.


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Sep 1 2003 7:51PM
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4real
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didu ever go to a movie tour like the warren miller cold fusion tour last year, cuz i got free shit from that
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Sep 1 2003 7:54PM
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Mike-O
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No movie tours in Finalnd,dude. Who is warren Miller?
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Sep 1 2003 7:54PM
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4real
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only the orginal ski movie maker, hes been filimg for over 50 yars now i think, he mainly just does big mountin, but he has a couple newschool segments
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Sep 1 2003 7:56PM
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Mike-O
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OK..I wish I'd got a freeze beanie too.
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Sep 1 2003 7:58PM
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Girays_Brother
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thats pretty cool man

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Sep 1 2003 8:13PM
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Mike-O
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Maybe some swedish girl saw me when I was in Sweden last summer,and is now stalking me,knows my address and keeps sending me shit. THERE BETTER BE A FREEZE IN MY MAILBOX TOMORROW!
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Sep 1 2003 8:56PM
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lanks
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mmmmm. swedish.


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Sep 1 2003 11:47PM
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IceKey
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
i got a freeskier in the mail the other day too, and no one in my family knows how i got it either. My guess was that freeze or someone dished out some names and freeskier tried to get some new customers
Sep 2 2003 12:03AM
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Phrosty
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i think if you voted for the nordica girl they sent everyone a copy.


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Sep 2 2003 1:34AM
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___ASP___
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same thing happened to me last year except they sent me 3 mags, all the freeskier with jon on the cover for no reason, i was really surprised and i know how u feel, its pretty sweet
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Sep 2 2003 1:41AM
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sxeskier
Posts: 350 - Karma: 10
your all wrong....didnt you know that freeskier has freeski elf's?? yes just like santa but better....they hide in your laundry and do d-spin 1080's and stuff....but mainly they send you free shit....but watch out they also bite ankles
Sep 2 2003 2:33AM
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jksl
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that so steezy man

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Sep 2 2003 2:34AM
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Mike-O
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I just woke up...and my ankles are sore..
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Sep 2 2003 9:47AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i got an issue of SKI once. It just kinda came. I think it was from warren miller.

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Sep 2 2003 12:37PM
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Mike-O
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Hot swedish girl stalking me beats your Warren Miller anyday. ;)
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Sep 2 2003 2:06PM
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quebecfreestyler
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i once had a condom sample y mail, i think it came from washington....hehehehe


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Sep 2 2003 3:37PM
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Matty.
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i got tide detergent sample in the mail one day, that was the best day of my life

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Poniverus
Sep 2 2003 4:13PM
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Mike-O
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what's tide detergent?
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Sep 2 2003 4:47PM
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switchskier88
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yeah for 2 years freeskier sent me three opies of each mag but billed me for 1, so i have like 4 extra kristi posters lying around
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Sep 2 2003 5:39PM
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4real
Posts: 949 - Karma: 14
once somone randomly sent me $1000
'progression is everything' - jay levinthal
Sep 2 2003 6:05PM
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4real
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actually no, no they didnt but i can dream
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Sep 2 2003 6:06PM
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rossignol_rider
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i went inot a local ski shop the other day, and hte guy working had just gotten home form tahoe, and needed someone toi ski with. i said i would, and we started talking, and he gave me 4 free issues of freeskier
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im off the steezy fo sheezy

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Sep 2 2003 10:58PM
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bigskia
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yeah i got an issue for free too
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Sep 3 2003 12:41AM
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Neffer
Posts: 806 - Karma: 38
does anybody still get magazines after they cancelled them, cuz i cancelled my freeskier subscription last year, but im still getting them this year, and i only paid for one year.
Sep 3 2003 1:36AM
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Vtsnowski
Posts: 3532 - Karma: 1,152
I'm geting skiing all the time and national geo i never got either of them they just keep coming to me




Ski Fast and Stay Away From the Trees
Sep 3 2003 1:48AM
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bigtreefallhard
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thats cool free stuff rocks
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Sep 3 2003 2:00AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
i have to say that they people who are in charge of the circulation for these magazines are complete retards. but oh well.



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Sep 3 2003 4:50AM
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SteveXs2
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Today I got the mail and there was this package held together with duct tape so i opened it and found a super steezy Poniverus touque. Thankyou Mr. Jeff Kiesel... and will of course.


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Sep 3 2003 6:47AM
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rodeo7
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im up for a kristi poster! Can i pay you for shipping?
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Sep 3 2003 7:21AM
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eastcoastskier
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yeah its wierd i got the mail today and there was a freeksier siting in the box and my subscription had run out a few months ago.but there is nuthing wronge with free stuff.
Sep 3 2003 7:28PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
im still waitin on my fuckin poniverus hat.. JEFF WHERE THE FUCK IS IT.


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Sep 4 2003 12:12AM
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What_A_Wookie
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for awhile id get 12 copies of Tv Guide a week...
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Sep 4 2003 12:34AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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today i got home from school and I went to get the mail and found White Fingertips. I was pleasantly surprised. 'My name is Bryan Gallant and I masturbate a lot'

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Sep 4 2003 1:05AM
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b-ladd
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i found freeskier in my mailbox. the dif is i ordered it. i wish i could get a free freeze issue.
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