well FUCK. my incredible streak of never getting caught jerking is over. I got back from a weekend of visiting my college (i took this semester off) and needed to release some juices after stupidly passing on some pussy. i thought my mom was asleep but then she knocked on my door. I had to say "one second" and thats all it took literally to cover up, but there has not been one time in my entire life when she has knocked and I have said anything other than "come in."
she knows. SHE KNOWS AHHHH!