There was a thread about this a week or so ago maybe. I never got a chance to respond and I came across this on a site I visit frequently today and instead of writing something up I will just refer to this, it's a comic.
The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC
The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.
'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'