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The Church of Pastafarianism & The Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Fintendo
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I am starting a cult for Pastafarians to gather and socialize about His Noodly Goodness and other things they feel are important. MSG me if you want invites, all are welcome.

For those of you who haven't heard of His Noodly Goodness please refer to this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster .

Oct 3 2007 5:31PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i've met one of you before
Oct 3 2007 5:33PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Haha, I love it. Excellent Russell's Teapot right there.
Oct 3 2007 5:36PM
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Fintendo
Posts: 846 - Karma: 15
And what did you think?
Oct 3 2007 8:35PM
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soulskier
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well, his mom was jewish and his dad was roman catholic, he didnt like either
Oct 3 2007 8:38PM
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Krush
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 12
join if you've been touched by His Noodly Appendage

(invite please!!!!)
Oct 3 2007 8:38PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
RAmen brother!


let Slandis in!
Oct 3 2007 8:44PM
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rudeboy_87
Posts: 434 - Karma: 10
lmao pastafarianism...
Oct 3 2007 8:46PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
OSU representin!
Oct 3 2007 8:49PM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
a new random bumping thread?

i could see this thread lasting 4 years
Oct 3 2007 8:50PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
This cult is surely blessed. Thank you for spreading the word of the FSM, may sauce be upon him... RAmen.
Oct 3 2007 9:01PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
RAmen!
Oct 3 2007 9:06PM
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Microcosm
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suree
Oct 3 2007 9:16PM
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Crackaghan
Posts: 583 - Karma: 11
I love his noodley appendages
Oct 3 2007 9:26PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
i would love to be enlightend please invite me
Oct 3 2007 9:29PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
haha fancy
Oct 3 2007 11:19PM
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ax_murderer
Posts: 3322 - Karma: 30
i read a article about this once in wired
Oct 3 2007 11:22PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
ughhh I don't find the flying spaghetti monster thing amusing at all. I'm not super religious but cmon atheists no need to be dicks.
Oct 3 2007 11:47PM
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Swan_Solo
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my world history teacher got pissed when we were on the site in class

lawl
Oct 3 2007 11:48PM
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[~_~]
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First of all, it is not just Atheists. Atheism is the refusal to believe that any divine power created everything. Pastafarianism is also a religion for the Agnostics; that is, those who believe the exact morals and teachings of organized religions are bogus, but do not simply deny the possibilty of a creator, a maker, a modeler.

Sure, the religion was created as mockery of organized religion. It weilds no less proof than Christianity, Judism, or any other popular faith. It is simply comparing Apples to Apples.

That being said, if you even KNEW the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, you would know that it CLEARLY states that you should not hate on one's own path of faith, regardless if he/she has been touched by his noodly appendages.

Pastafarianism is not a serious belief, but a reminder to be exellent to each other. It is a belief based on righteous virtue and tolerence.

RAmen.
Oct 4 2007 12:01AM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
RAmen!
invite plz
Oct 4 2007 12:03AM
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[~_~]
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I meant to say the specific details are bogus, not necessarily the impending moral of the faith.
Oct 4 2007 12:04AM
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Fintendo
Posts: 846 - Karma: 15
Well said, brother Slandis. We and His Noodly Goodness understand that there are other things easier to believe than an invisible flying spaghetti monster that created everything and everyone when he had drank too much.
Oct 4 2007 12:13AM
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beer.
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please, lets not beat around the bush. its mocking religion, saying its no less of a stretch to believe in a flying spaghetti monster than it is God. which is fucking retarded. Also agnostics are simply people that refuse to believe/deny in a higher power. they dont hate the teachings of religion, in fact most agnostics admire the values that many religions have. the flying spaghetti monster thing isnt really for agnostics, since they arent out to mock religion/faith.
Oct 4 2007 12:25AM
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Elijah.
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If I get an invite, I'll touch you with my noodly appendage.
But in all seriousness, please invite me, I actually am in love with this new religion.
Oct 4 2007 12:45AM
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Fintendo
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I don't think you understand the aim of Bobby Henderson. He was fed up when Intelligent Design (Creationism basically) was being taught over Evolution as a scientific reason for our way of being here. It's not a mockery of Religion, it's a satirical criticism of Religious groups who think that their beliefs should be applied at reinforced in all aspects of society.

Thanks for ruining a the thread dude.
Oct 4 2007 1:04AM
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J.D.
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He didn't ruin anything, he's just misinformed. He is a convert awaiting redemption! Do not preach to him, as this is clearly subject to the eight "I'd really rather you didn'ts". Merely allow the unbeliever to understand the warmth of His noodlyness, to become closer to Him.
Oct 4 2007 1:23AM
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mtbakerteacher
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Haha can I get a JEA! for good satire?

RAmen.
Oct 4 2007 1:25AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Why? What proof do you have that his Noodliness does not bestow his blessings upon us? Why should I believe anything contrary since there is no proof denying his noodly presence?
Oct 4 2007 1:32AM
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holyDINOSAURS
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it is? i dont think so.
Oct 4 2007 4:25AM
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artfullydodged
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hahha, invite

RAmen
Oct 4 2007 8:51AM
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robbie_vlad
Posts: 209 - Karma: 24
haha, wow.
Oct 4 2007 8:52AM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
youre welcome. the only people I have ever heard talk about this are asshole, smug intellectual kids, I am really surprised so many people on NS support this.

and for the record tons of things about christians and muslims piss me off. but I think its bullshit that you can say this stupidity is as plausible as faith in god. if the christian right really pisses you off that much, just think of all the shitty, crass, raunchy programs we have on national tv, which is proof that no one gives a shit what the christian right thinks.
Oct 4 2007 8:55AM
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kepler.
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hahah amazing i've never heard of this before. invite please!

now i guess south park didn't come up with the idea like i thought
Oct 4 2007 9:35AM
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mittfree
Posts: 329 - Karma: 15
I would like to be touched by his noodley appendage. Sexually if need be.
Oct 4 2007 6:22PM
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Swan_Solo
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invite plz
Oct 5 2007 10:46AM
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[~_~]
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Who said agnostics don't admire the teachings of organized religion? I, for one, value the righteous morals behind them. As it was stated above me, it mocks those who push mass belief onto people, not those who have chosen a path for themselves.


Everybody has their own belief and reason, and it is rad for those to find a path in life that satisfies  their curiosity and serves as a basis for their life decisions.


I just discovered Pastafarianism, and every one of its teachings and morals are exactly the same as the ones I have always believed in. Its not my religion, for I have no religion, but I support any set of values as unbiased and just as the Pastafarian "belief".

Oct 5 2007 10:41PM
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RudyGarmisch
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^Word to the sloth.
Oct 5 2007 10:55PM
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Fintendo
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Bud, I've been around. Around the eastern world and from a fully die hard catholic point of view I've gathered these ideas. From japan to turkey, they all exhibit the same things in monotheism. All it really is, is a mountain and we're all going to the same peak, and the only real mistake is staying a base camp and missing the view and lines down from the top. FSM is a way to include those who can't identify with many others because of their set group is so retarded cause they're forcing their fucking beliefs into civil laws upon 2000+year old text which were instated because they had to find a way to to survive 40 goddamn years in the Sinai desert.
Oct 6 2007 4:23AM
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