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Unfair detentions?

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clayborn
Posts: 357 - Karma: 9
Ok today i got the stupidest detention in spanish. He always forgets to give people in the back sheets and i guess i didnt noticed yesterday. Well today i didn't have it and he was like wow detention! Do you guys evver suffer random punishments?
Oct 1 2007 3:09PM
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GatoGordo
Posts: 1496 - Karma: 10
its not like detentions matter for anything anyway. they dont get on your record, and i doubt you actually have to be somewhere.
Oct 1 2007 3:10PM
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gab_mori7
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 55
yeah like 2 guys fighting, 5 around just looking and everybody goes in detention
Oct 1 2007 3:35PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
haha...detention
Oct 1 2007 3:42PM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
in 9th grade i got a week of lunch detention and 2 days of internal suspension for having a seizure. it was fun..
Oct 1 2007 3:47PM
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clayborn
Posts: 357 - Karma: 9
haha well thats unlucky... but if you liked it.
Oct 1 2007 3:49PM
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mizzike
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 251
I got 5 hours for throwing a piece of paper in the trash during the exit exam. That sucked
Oct 1 2007 3:54PM
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StarFire14
Posts: 346 - Karma: 30
Last week my friend fit 36 grapes into his mouth during lunch and got a detention for "creating a scene"

He also got one last year for mooning a teacher on accident while in the act of trying to moon a friend.
Oct 1 2007 3:55PM
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beer.
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 44
I got 2 days in-school restriction for talking in english about how much I hated my spanish class on the ap spanish test. they give u a tape recorder to record your spanish responses and mine was something like "to pass the time, my friend and I mime creative ways of committing suicide. my personal favorite is the samurai commmitting seppuku." I went on in a very bitter monologue for the rest of the test.

it basically disrupted the entire test because people were laughing, i felt bad but I had asked the proctor of the test if I could say whatever I wanted prior to taking the test. he said "once the tape recorder is on, you can say whatever you want." but then he gave me in-school, kinda lame but whatever. in-school actually turned out to be way more fun than it usually is cause we had this crazy indian guy who didnt care if we talked.

I used to get into trouble all the time in high school. nothing serious, like no fights or anything. just making too many jokes and getting thrown out of class or getting detention. I miss that part of life, it disappears in college.
Oct 1 2007 4:00PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
my teachers make me go to "tutoring" for two hours if i do something bad. they get paid 27 dollars an hour for it so they love "tutoring"
Oct 1 2007 4:05PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
i once got put in the "in school suspension" room for like 2 hours because i was having too much fun.
Oct 1 2007 5:15PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
i got dentention for not cheering at a pep rally,and a ISS for beating up a football player when he started it.
Oct 1 2007 5:18PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
lets see...

so far i have gotten 2 days for not covering my spanish book, and 4 for using my cell phone and not giving it to the teacher (the funny thing is i wasn't actually using it) then 1 more for not making up 6 detentions in 8 days. fuck school.
Oct 1 2007 5:49PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
i got like 2 hrs ASD for leaving my pe class 5 minutes early
Oct 1 2007 5:58PM
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gab_mori7
Posts: 1099 - Karma: 55
got 2 saturday of detention for hitting a guy
and got 1 week of detention for putting 99:99 on empty microwaves in cafeteria
Oct 1 2007 6:03PM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
I got an afterschool detention in 7th grade for throwing a plastic binder at a kid and hitting him right next to his eye and cutting a little gash next to his eye. But I swear I was trying to hit another kid with it! The binder curved!!

So unfair.
Oct 1 2007 6:08PM
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SWA666ER
Posts: 684 - Karma: 30
once i got a detention for drawing, then my whole lunch table got a detention because we had like 20 kids at it watching one kid play pokemon
Oct 1 2007 6:12PM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
I got detention leaving class, i didnt feel like watching a movie on the canadian government. the reason it was an unfair detention was because i left when class was done, my teacher just wanted everyone to stay and watch the video, aparently i was the only one that actually did something instead of complain about how 'gay' it was for her to keep us after class.
Oct 1 2007 7:08PM
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HeathR
Posts: 4357 - Karma: 1,379
thats what i was thinking
Oct 1 2007 7:09PM
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.jon
Posts: 2121 - Karma: 345
my friend got three saturday schools (4 hours each) for riding the elevator with a person who was on crutches, and he was carrying her books and backpack for her
Oct 1 2007 7:25PM
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Rbamf
Posts: 792 - Karma: 15
One day you'll realize none of that shit matters; but, if it makes you feel any better, I had thursday school (3 hour detention) on the last day of my senior year.
Oct 1 2007 7:35PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88

cool story hansel.

Oct 1 2007 8:10PM
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thenakedcellist
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 218
Your fault you didn't pay attention and get the assignment.
Oct 1 2007 8:12PM
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currentwestman
Posts: 3292 - Karma: 330
thats something that would happen in my school, teachers are so gay
Oct 1 2007 8:31PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
i got two weeks of detention for doing a backflip off of the third story of the school into a pile of snow.
Oct 1 2007 8:38PM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
was there a huge crowd of people around you chanting?
Oct 1 2007 8:50PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
with topless cheerleaders
Oct 1 2007 8:52PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,030
got a 5 day out of school suspension for fighting a kid,and got a 7 day out of school suspension for getting drunk on a band trip. last week i got kicked out for 2.5 hours for flicking pennies at a kid across my biology class so i just walked to the bakery and chilled and ate donuts. it was gnar
Oct 1 2007 8:56PM
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cherry*pie
Posts: 166 - Karma: 10
one of my friends got one from throwing grass
Oct 1 2007 8:59PM
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davar6
Posts: 555 - Karma: 24
i pushed a kid into my pregnant math teacher but it was clearly the teachers fault for getting in the way
Oct 1 2007 9:21PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13046 - Karma: 18,293
A buddy got Saturday detention for hacking in the school's system

I got detention for not having a red pen

Another buddy got kicked out of class because he didnt do his homework...nobody else did it either

Oct 1 2007 9:28PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
mmmmmmm..... cold nipples
Oct 1 2007 9:32PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Oct 1 2007 9:44PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
last year i got a detention because we had a sub in geometry and in the beginning of the period i was hiding in the closet and i jumped out wen he called my name for attendance. and then i was singing in the middle of class.
Oct 1 2007 9:47PM
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oiECSoi
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 10
i got suspended for 3 days for getting caught by the cops with a 30 rack in the back of my truck at a football game. 3 days were sick i just watched the price is right and skated every day. haha. oh yeah my new assistant principle is a douche so i plan on killing him and his family and making it look like he did it Chris Benoit style. yeah
Oct 1 2007 9:51PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
yes. and titties where busting everywhere after I landed.
Oct 1 2007 10:50PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
you better have filmed that shit


from at LEAST three of four different angles
Oct 1 2007 10:53PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
detentions are gay, i go to a jesuit school, they call them JUG justice under god or some shit, biggest waste of time, this year we get them for not being in proper dress code, ive gotten so many for not having my shirt tucked in, but they are from teachers i have never seen before, so i dont go, best shit was this huge kid from africa, plays football getting a full ride to loyola maryland, but he walks around with a water bottle all day, this teacher asks him is he has a pass for the water bottle and he yells go fuck yourself....long story short he didnt get in any trouble because the dean is the football coach
Oct 1 2007 10:57PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
you do realise that you can get arrested just for joking about that shit on the internet? Gay, I know.
Oct 1 2007 10:59PM
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anna*
Posts: 1701 - Karma: 10
these are the reasons that i can remember.
the detention lists are put up at school every couple of weeks, with reasons, such as...

attempting to skip chapel.
skiping detentions.
rearranging folders on the s drive (submissions drive on the school network)
putting junior school members in rubbish bins
hiding under stage during assembly

there are others...but i cant remember them at the moment.
Oct 2 2007 2:20AM
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sk8almost13x
Posts: 498 - Karma: 10
yeah like 2 kids are talkin it bio, and the teacher gave like 10 of us detention he fliped what an asshole
Oct 2 2007 11:21AM
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Benhamine
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
i hope your joking?
Oct 2 2007 1:31PM
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jimmychung
Posts: 6857 - Karma: 25
elaborate?
they can't do that, that's like giving a detention for someone coughing.

anyway, i got a detention for spiking a volleyball into my pal's face freshman year in gym class.
Oct 2 2007 3:02PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144
yea this kid was pissing me off so I brought a knife to school, you know, just to scare him. And like during computer technology class I busted it out and was like fuck you, im gunna kill you, and shit. And my gay teacher gave me detention. Its like, I ddnt even stab him so why do I have detention?
Oct 2 2007 6:52PM
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Liam.Butler
Posts: 709 - Karma: 17
I got 5 lunch detentions for skipping a day? Some of the detentions you folks are getting is such bull shit.
Oct 2 2007 6:58PM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
well the story behind it is my very stong male friend put me in a headlock type hug and he flexed his arm muscle and that cut off the air supple to my brain.  the reason they gave us this "punishment" is because we were fooling around and doing things we werent supposed to be doing...it was really gay
Oct 2 2007 7:07PM
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nathanielstyza
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 38
i left french 30 seconds early to take a poop and i got a DT....for taking a fucking poop
Oct 2 2007 7:32PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
freaky ass icon
Oct 2 2007 7:33PM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
i was rolling pennies across the floor at the vice principal during an assembly in 8th grade

i hit him in the foot like 5 times, and i got quite a big lecture how i was disturbing people at an educational assembly or some shit...

haha and i got someone else detentione one time, at an assembly (in 8th grade again) we took the speakers for the microphone and put them under the bleachers, then they thought it was someone else and he got 2 hours of detention that day
Oct 2 2007 7:49PM
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nathanielstyza
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 38
in 8th grade i got two weeks of detentions cuz there were huge snow banks by the playground so i was doing mistys and backflips and shit. my principal told me the dt was for endangering my life
Oct 2 2007 8:32PM
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mizzike
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 251
Haha i had detention today for cutting
Oct 2 2007 8:44PM
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