Last year I drew a cartoon on each page of my math book. I got a D in math but this really hot chick bought my book this year and said she really liked my cartoons and hung a bunch up in her locker. Which is cool.
'Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing'- Sir Thomas Beecham
'What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?' - Hobbes
'When you smoke herb it reveals you to yourself.'