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Easiest job ever.

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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
so today, i got one of the easiest jobs.
It's this thing called the haunted hayrides, that are held every year, and last about a month, im working there, $7.00 and hour, under the table, no taxes, and all i do is stand in the woods and yell and scream and make people scared as they go by on a wagon.
easiest job ever.
and it gives me about 20+ hours a week.
Sep 25 2007 10:30PM
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mike_e
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 3,066
theres some of those where i live and in the forest walk they just have a bunch of old shit and people in mask with chain saws and you basically get a seisure from all the strobe lights
Sep 26 2007 6:21PM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
what one is it? and wher in ec do you live?
Sep 26 2007 6:24PM
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davar6
Posts: 555 - Karma: 24
i worked on a tobacco farm over the summer. suked but the mexican guys were soooo cool
Sep 26 2007 6:43PM
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mike_e
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 3,066
maryland..i forget the name of the place
Sep 26 2007 7:35PM
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doublexl
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your not.
Sep 26 2007 7:37PM
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SWA666ER
Posts: 684 - Karma: 30
nope i have THE BEST job in the summer EVER. im a ranger at a golf course, so i just drive around the golf course in a golf cart and make sure ppl rnt abusing the course and moving it along, so easy and i get paid 10 and hour, no taxes
Sep 26 2007 7:39PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
did no one else comment on the greatness of this comment?
Sep 26 2007 7:40PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
ya I did this for volunteer for a week, it's so easy.. I don't actually get to scare eople thoug.. I had to like pul this rope that makes a giant spider thing shoot out of the trees. it's soo easy.
Sep 26 2007 9:50PM
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zackblain
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I get like 8$ an hour w/out taxes. To ride an atv around and shoot guns.
Sep 26 2007 10:03PM
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smuggsVT
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we have a few of those around here and a few years ago i went with my family and we were walking down the path to the next thing and some dumbass was hiding under the leaves in the trail(he did not work there) and he was popping out and scaring people so when he grabbed my leg i got scared and instinctivly stomped his face in. then i felt bad and gave him some money
Sep 26 2007 10:04PM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
aahaha, well i'll make sure not to do that
Sep 26 2007 10:07PM
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mistaskia
Posts: 1252 - Karma: 32
i would never be able to do that, i would just end up swearing at them like every other word.

I make 8$ an hr working on a golf course. basically i just sit in the pro shop and serve people food and take there money.
Sep 26 2007 10:09PM
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timmi
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i make 8 an hour sprayin shoes at a bowlin alley. mucho hot girls.
Sep 26 2007 10:18PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
lifeguarding is the easiest job ever until something happens.



Sep 26 2007 10:34PM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
did something happen to you?
Sep 26 2007 10:35PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
I second that
Sep 26 2007 10:36PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
no

knock on wood.

worst i had is a little girl slip and hit her head.  i took care of her, easy stuff. 

my brother on the other hand had to jump in and save two muslim girls cause the fucking idiots go swimming in their full body suit/dress thing, which weighed them down.
Sep 26 2007 10:51PM
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jaylib
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hahah fucking muslims
Sep 26 2007 10:52PM
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sHrEdAgE
Posts: 930 - Karma: 11
hahahhahahahahhahaha muslims
Sep 26 2007 11:15PM
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prosnurfer
Posts: 1842 - Karma: 83
fuckin bitch. ur the man
i jsut stood around at work today and did shit cuz i was bored and pilled out. im the man.
Sep 26 2007 11:50PM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
yah, easiest job ever? i write freelance for a soccer magazine and a ski site. the ski site pays like 50/article and the soccer mag pays 200/article. i can write them with like an hour of free time, email them in, then just sit around and watch checks appear in my mailbox...

id say that's pretty hard to beat without a college degree
Sep 27 2007 1:02AM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
oh yeah, and i agree with that too

ive had to save three different kids though, and they were all veeeeeery close calls, it was freaky as fuck

had to go lock up and get drunk after each one just to chill out a little, scared the crap out of me...
Sep 27 2007 1:04AM
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PeteyG
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wow luxcky guy
Sep 27 2007 1:13AM
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Sno.
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hahahahahahah
Sep 27 2007 1:23AM
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Nicholas.
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jaylib you should change your icon, mothaeast had it first.
Sep 27 2007 1:35AM
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zerospinskier
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You know, those places are the best places to murder someone. They can use a chainsaw or anything loud because it will blend in with the background, as well as the victims cries for help, or fear nad yelling if they get chased. Anyway, good luck on you nice job in the woods!
Sep 27 2007 3:03AM
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RudyGarmisch
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Man, nothing gets me hotter than a high school jock.
Sep 27 2007 3:41AM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
me and mothaeast already went over this, he had it first, i didn't know he had it till a few days ago, he's fine with me keeping it as long as everyone konws he had it first
Sep 27 2007 6:24AM
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BigZero
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 103
friend gets paid 16.25 an hour to get high, and watch satelite tv on a plasma screen 8 hours a day. They work at a bell phone retail store.
Sep 27 2007 6:46AM
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LC.
Posts: 5952 - Karma: 2,423
Me and 15 of my friends got paid $700 cash to sit in line outside a property office for two days and two nights holding places in line for some new apartments that were going on sale. We pretty much got paid to hang out, drink and smoke. We got Dominos delivered, the guy thought it was hilarious. And the cops came past at one point to ask what was going on and were totally cool with it.
Sep 27 2007 7:22AM
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jaylib
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like 700 each? or did you have to split it between all of you
Sep 27 2007 8:22AM
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Commonwealth
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but you are going to spend countless hours on the tracks, like you wont even be home pretty much
Sep 27 2007 9:07AM
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LC.
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Each. I got paid in 3 100 notes and a 50. Bear in mind I'm scottish and that's a 100 pound note ($200). I bought a Q of weed from my friend the next morning and paid him with one of those notes, he was stoked! Then we watched movies from 8am to 4pm and got royaly baked in celebration, good times.
Sep 27 2007 2:26PM
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Scratch*my*Back
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i work at a real estate brokerage and i am a fulltime career lady and u know what i do? sit on ns/msn/facebook/pacman/online games all day. i am not kidding. i might do a total of 1hr of work and i work 40 hours a week and i am salaried and get benefits. lol
Sep 27 2007 2:39PM
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clayborn
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haha taylor how'd you land that?
Sep 27 2007 3:42PM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
holy shit dude, thats so fucking awesome
Sep 27 2007 3:58PM
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East.
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Good job on posting 50 times in your thread. Way to get maximum post count!
Sep 27 2007 4:05PM
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Tucks
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 161
My job is easier 8.50 + tips for scooping ice cream
Sep 27 2007 4:07PM
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emopoppins
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thats not fair. fuck you.
Sep 27 2007 4:22PM
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LC.
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Plus free samples, eh? I worked the Pizza Hut in Whistler a few summers ago - first duty of my first day on the job was sampling every flavour. And whenever we made milkshakes we'd "accidentally" make way too much. Leftovers. Or sample panini that we'd eat 3/4 of. My buddy would call in fake orders too, then when they didn't get picked up it's staff pizza. Man, that was fun work.
Sep 27 2007 4:26PM
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jaylib
Posts: 4523 - Karma: 777
alright, stop calling people out dude
Sep 27 2007 4:40PM
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Sufferboy
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or i am the dogman there too lol, r u doin it again this year?
Sep 27 2007 4:42PM
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PacificRimJob
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Well I make 12 plus commission selling twintip skis, and/or repairing them.

Best job on earth, bitches.
Sep 27 2007 6:22PM
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Hannah.
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basically
Sep 27 2007 6:27PM
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PacificRimJob
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yeah.. I rule at life.
Sep 27 2007 6:29PM
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