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The official rap battle against the person above you thread...
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that's a lame ass rap
are you spewin' crap
oh no, you're just jimmychung
and you're definetly not hung
atleast that's what ya girl told me
when we were fucking last night ya see?
now just walk along
maybe we'll get you a bigger dong
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comin' in this thread, makin' truce with another contender/
you can't "spit hot fire", so what the hell would you lend her?//
makin' friends in a rap battle, you's soundin' like a hoe/
between you and snobunny, i dunno who's wearin' the dildo//
you're just another bitch, you remind me of chris tucker/
in "Friday" get punked by niggas smaller than that D-Bo fucker//
if you're the Hitler of the hood, my mouth's a 7 millimeter gat,/
when the third reich fell my lyrics blew off your cap.//
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brace yoself sun, i'ma 'bout to ruin yo fun
i be pullin' out my glock, ya'll get ready to run
too bad fo' you, 'cuz i ain't really azian
and if you'd talk to my girl, she'd say my cock is amazin'
you can't TOUCH THIS SON! MUTHAFUCKA!
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Yo, it's ma time to come between
You fools be actin like ya 'bout to make some green
When you see me rollin' up on my dubs
You niggas be runnin' to the pubs
Cuz when I'm cruisin' in my caddy
All the ladies be actin' like I'm their daddy
When I pull up they all gather round
I show 'em my ice and what a real nigga's 'bout
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jimmy chung whydont you just lick a dick with you
tung
ill slay you 59-fidy slay your bitty and sucka titty
stragitht flossin in my lex down in the city
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calvin u like to rock a cock
no homo like tony romo
u straight willin like dudes pilin in the bono
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listen man, ya'lls are all the same
talkin' all the shit about yo' muthafuckin' game
well take a hint, here's a tip
best stay outta my way or i'ma sink yo ship
yo' dubs, caddy, a many a lady
none of that's yours, you nothin' but a shady
playa, actin' like a fool like yo' too cool fo' school
man you betta make yo' exit soon your lookin' like a tool
cuz i'm a real man, not braggin' 'bout my riches
not about my bling or a whole lot of bitches
cuz i make it from the heart, the pit of my soul
you's a fuckin' poser now go die in a hole
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i couldnt read half of that
i wanna kinda just wanna hit you with a bat
after that you can go back to first grade
and learn how to write
after lunch you can go take a nap on ur mat
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I have very excellent grammar.
I ought to hit you with a gosh darn hammer.
The only thing is, when I write like this,
it's not rap, it's poetry piss.
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I heard this lil bitch and his boyfriend can't afford lube so they use mayo
step back and lay low, don't make me go paypa dough (paper -money) on your ass for a easy K.O.
my punches are like a tropical storm while yours strike like a little fucking cap gun
I've been fucking your girl cuz she said all you can give her is a strap on
you wanted a mod to close the thread cuz you know we all think your punches are funny
I'm your worst nightmare bitch, this bully think's it's swirly time along with taking all of your lunch money
sorry I have a job, but you know all about them while working your local corner
people tell me that each night you hold up a sign saying "CHEAP BLOW JOBS UNDER A QUARTER"
have you learned anything??, I guess not cuz apparently your still dumb
fucking with me leaves you with a questin of which angle would I liked to be killed from,
don't worry I'll make sure you have a stone saying R.I.P (Rot In Pieces) jimmychung
your skillz are unstable, this is rap not wrestling, so theres no need for any wooden tables
I'll just strangled you to death with a fucking microphone cable
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This fool be thinkin' he's so fly
Well I'll tell you off an this is no lie
You think ya sweet with heart and soul
But ladies don't dig that they be likin my bank roll
I'mma bust a cap in this niggas head
All his homies, it's me they dread
Afta that i'm gonna pick up his hoes
Then get pizza at dominoes
We'll screw in ya crib, we'll screw in ya bed
I'll put in their pussy and then in their head
See, dem hoes like a real man, a rappa
This fool prolly not even black, he's a cracka!
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well pardon me, but aren't we all white?
fuck you man, this a fucking ski site!
you thinkin' you da sex with all yo bitches n shit
but what you don't know, is they don't like you a bit!
you flaunt all your riches 'n bitchs, shit makes me sick
but we all know yo' compensatin' for a tiny dick!
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Yes, I am of Caucasian descent as well.
But whatcha dont know bout the negro land
Is that hoes dig cash not a tender hand
That kinda thinkin makes me glad I'm white
Now get it straight i'm not gonna fight
Just playin the rappin game ya see
Now excuse me i gotta pee
If only I can lift this thing up
I might just have to do it in a cup
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They call me new money, they say that I have no class
I'm from the hood, I came up too fast
The hell if I care, I'm just came here to get my cash
Those mother fuckin bitches, you can kiss my ass
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rollin in the hood
you here bullets comin
oh shit, oh no
its Ddrem comin
got shit to say
its not to be heard
i show no mercy
make you bite the curb
id pass the mic to my homie
im talkin bout Lil_G
so we stop and remember
pour out our malt liquor 40's
fuckin wansta ass skiers
all wannabe-ers
spittin pussy ass rhymes
why you wastin my time
try to be friendly,
you can suck my dick
ill call you my dog
if you call me Vick
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yo nigga your rap shit is low class
i ride you all night long, bustin yo ass
you talk alot shit like bad mother fucker
i got news for you homie ur moms a good sucker
you prolly suck at skiing and ya'll fall alot
i could out do you while im high on pot
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way to go bitch, you made a faux pas
you ride that dude? man that's against the law
it's called sodomy, when you 'bust that guy's ass'
and while you're faggin' out, you're also comin' in last
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Yea we dogs back each other
when you look in the mirra does it hurt like a motha?
At least he's gettin ass, can't say the same about you
last time you got a piece was when ya wiped after a poo
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Yo bitchassphatz I don't think you realized
That when it comes to spittin I'm quite specialized
When I see another rapper with some potential
I turn up the rain from pitter-patter to torrential
So get up out my way or I'll touch you like michael
cuz I don't feel sorry about your menstrual cycle
Your dad told me he was sorry for your creating your life
But I would too if my sister was my wife
Man, I guess that mouth of your's ain't to precise
Cuz you failed to kill me and now you'll pay the price
so if you want to die keep spraying your lyrics around
I'll get out the lyrical sniper and empty a round
Right into your temple, the left or the right?
I guess it don't matter cuz I just finished this fight.
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whoa now son, did you hear what you said?
you'd like to bring another man to fuck in bed?
now i respect your preference, but i gotta say
when you're plugging your boyfriend's ass, you better stay away
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once again this little girl fucked up
here i am agian to tell dis nigga sup
he says that im last when ya'll know im first
cause when im in da house i make dem bitches burst
he talkes alot shit when hes prolly only 5'5
all of dis shit he keep on saying is nothin but lies
if he skis like he raps then ive got nothin to worry
cause his shit is weak just like McDonald's McFlurry
his rhymes are week and needs to be stopped
because i think that every one here knows something hasn't dropped
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If you're Hitler, consider me joeseph stalin
I heard history repeats itself
well then i guess you'll be fallin'- short
this is my retort
i'll be short
For someone who claims to be a dictator
9 posts says you're a lurker, a common spectator
i'll admit, your lyrics pack some heat
but they don't melt the cold war, if need be, i'll repeat
Hitler may have founded the arian nation
but his empires broke now, didn't consider the inflation
I'll stay solo for now, enjoy the competition
so try to take me down with your latest rendition
But I'll keep you in mind, keep you on the back burner
you can try to beat me down like Ike and Tina Turner
I considered your offer, but I just gotta say
I'd be selling myself short if I aimed for Jean Grae
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i'm actually 5 inches taller than ya think
which is about the length if your tiny little dink
you say you's first, but not so fast
cuz everyone knows "if you're not first, you're last"
ya'll's is tryin' to keep up with this messin'
but you's obviously not listenin' to what i'm professin'
you's protestin', i'm confessin' that you's got somethin' to prove
well hey guess what it's time to move
on to the next stage of this battle
man i'ma shake you like a baby with a rattle
n' just like dat, i touched a nerve
ya'll now come again because you sucka got served
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garbage, i finish youn when im not shit faced. gimmie 10 minutes.
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^^ not fair, not fair, 5 lines max....
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wait until im drunk tonight ill tear it up
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Aight, yo, who wanna fuck wit me
Im here, the one and only, Steezy
I make all other raps look so cheesy
not to mention, that rapping is so god damn easyyyy
So if you wanna get owned, and be that guy
see that little button, yeah thats Reply
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listen little bitch you dont know nothin
just ask ur momma and she'll tell u somthin
she tell you that my dicks bigger then five
cause when i fuck ur momma im in discize
you can can never serve cause i serve all dem fuckers
cause when u dine at my table bitch ill be servin u suckers
you could never touch a nerve cause dems rhymes is old
cause my heart made of steal and my balls solid gold
listen homie its game time and my words are sleek
i just served u sucker cause ur shit is weak
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learn how to spell you fucking prick
go back to school and suck your teacher's dick
and while your at it, go buy a stripper
its the only chick you get you fucking wigger
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shit if you think you've finished the fight, its your brain that your missin'/
i'm muhammad ali and you're an over confident sonny liston.//
ya undermind my skillz time and time again/
i feel like i'm rappin' against a broke ass eminem.//
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I understand how you compare with Ali
Both rhyme like you got parkinsons disease
Can't spit for shit now, and think your all that
If we're boxin now, I'd knock yo ass to the mat
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yeah, but what if you were boxin me?
you'd get knocked the fuck out, not even a probably
when i walk in the ring, theres a whole symphony,
because when i swing, i create an entire Epiphany.
The embarrassment on your face is hotter then hell,
it would only be seconds until they ring the bell
so hard they can break through the Berlin wall,
My face would be put up with the fames in the hall
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how come nobody raps back to me
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cuz ur gay.......go eat some hay
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Running down the court with the ball in my knees
I needa get dis basket so I can bring back ma G's
They minused my salary I gots no more doe
So gimme some paper or else I'll blow!
baaa booom cheaaa skeet briskkk freshhhhh
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well well well what have we got here?
an overconfident shit thinkin' he's somethin' rare
but ya'll too common, folks like you all around
better step back before i stomp you to the ground
now you obviously never finished elementary school
a child can spell 'disguise' now who's the fucking fool?
now get ready fo' yo' smiles to turn to frowns
cuz you look like a kid with muthafuckin' down's [syndrome]
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anyone can type their lyrics this shit aint that hard
next time NS radio's on someone step up an play a fuckin card
Step up to the plate an spit yo stuff
without your backspace key this shit gets rough
When you're playin it live it aint as easy as it sounds
lyrics on the tip of the tounge reminds me of your mom as she's makin her rounds
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alright Steezy Jibber here's a few lines of sympathy/
no one's spittin' at ya cuz your skill level's at infancy//
you's a lame cheezy nigga like that rapper lil' weezy/
take the fifteen minutes and research a dictionary.//
rappin' with you's like the Yankees vs. the A's/
I swept ya and that shit didn't even make the front page.//
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o shit look here litte jimmychung on da spot
he still thinks he's shit when he really knows dat hes not
his rap skills are nothin but week and shitty
and everybody in da club gives him pitty
he prolly gets no action ecept from the guys
thats all this nigga will ever get with his ugly "disguise"
the only thing he does besides suckin on dick
is trying to compare his rhymes to mine, which ya'll know are sick
just to let you all know about this guy he likes to fuck
so if newschoolers got any gays he'll enjoy a good suck
so i wonder if this bitch will ever shut up
cause when you rap with me i always tell this fucker whats up
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look at this n00b , callin ppl gay
but yet every1 knows hes only touched his sisters boob
your just another n00b
thinkin about how to get your posts up
this sites not for you, why not try playboy.com
atleast there you could try n get ur dick up
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clicking reply is a waste of my time
why go against someone who can't spit a rhyme
you're bitchin' and whining about no one showing you love
so i sought out your post, and skipped all the above
if you dont hit me back, you cant complain
I'm callin' you out steezy, put some fame to your name.
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listen here brotha, here's a challenge for yo'
pick another topic 'sides fucking and fellatio
you keep comparin' our rhymes, time after time
even though we all know this battle's already mine
now why don't you run away in your cute little skirt
before i rough you up so bad you be face down in the dirt
now i'ma rip off yo ears and shove 'em up your butt so fast
just so you can enjoy the sound of me kicking your ass
you're tryin' to step up to me, but i'ma step right back
in your direction so hard, you's gonna loose your track
and then be roamin' all around trying to find your place
only to beaten so bad, cuz you got an ugly face
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Yo I got this little bitch right here
Hes got nothin except an itch in his ear
He probably gets drunk off only a beer
and Last night he got fucked by a deer
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ha ha you thought you could get rid of me but u cant! im hear to stay
yeah im white but i never use that as an excuse
thats why im cleaning up your lyrics like a bottle of doushe
Stanky ass lyrics Stanky ass rhymes
i bust the shit out of all your rhymes
we gone party like it's 1999
i run the spot and i leave in the streets
you wanna battle me im in the 3-1-3.
You think it's funny i aint Vanilla ice
so when i grab the mic you betta think twice
cuz i'll diss so bad i'll end your life
better yet you see me you better commit suicide
cuz i'll make sure this is a verbal homicide
Whoever said you can rap Damn they lied
Cuz you can't fuck my raps they come to quick and to fast
This is Two Man race Sorry but you came in Last.
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running in a two man race,
they why the fuck didnt you place
too godamn cocky and fell on yo face
now your legacy dissapears without a trace
and at a five line max, gangsta you overstepped yo space
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What people are sporting
Will surely leave you sorting
Bad from worse, dead from hearse
Tits and gats are played just too old
Spitting anything on a mike just get sold
So I ask where's the heart, 'cause you know this isn't art
A true thinker for this cause I will always be
Through the crap I will part like the Red Sea
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i wanna slip it in you
give it to you,
in and out cause thats whats hot!
if i cant give you my juice,
ill give it to a moose,
then let me shave you
kinda pave you
nice and smooth
so that i can soothe
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