they just do that to get attention. they just put it on the menu, they don't even have what's necessary to make it or anything because they know no one in their right mind would buy it because you can get some kickass ben and jerry's for about 1/14000 of that price that's alot better.
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make any sense
"By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with."