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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
today was my first day and before school i bonged 3 beers and i drank a lot of vodka in school. somehow (i dont remember how) i got caught. i got suspended from school and arrested. i got handcuffed and everything. i guess the sirens were on but i dont remember that. all i remember was trying to get my gum out of my pocket w/ handcuffs on. but i got to go to court and I CANT GO TO SWITZERLAND!!!!!!!!!!! this fucking sucks. apparently i got caught because i fell over in the bathroom.
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Aug 25 2003 11:44PM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
wow...you're really smart...grade fuckin a...but i dont think the pos would put sirens on for something of that nature...so i think your story is a little too cool for me.

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Aug 25 2003 11:47PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
man you're fucking stupid. glad you got busted.

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Aug 25 2003 11:49PM
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-madd_trixx-
Posts: 859 - Karma: 17
that sucks, but i must admit, it is pretty dumb to drink in school


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Aug 25 2003 11:53PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
yeah why would you do that, and then bring it to school?
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Aug 25 2003 11:53PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
dude, that fuckin sucks, all u were tryin to do was make school a little more interesting, fuckin school systems
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Aug 25 2003 11:55PM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
^you make it sound like he did the smart thing.
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Aug 25 2003 11:57PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
really, i needed it to wake me up. and yea, it was dumb. but it sucks. hopefully my parents will still loet me go to switzerlaqnd, but i doubt it.
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Aug 25 2003 11:58PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
well i had to balance out all the negative u know
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Aug 25 2003 11:59PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
wow youre a dumbass

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Aug 26 2003 12:00AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
well i read that again...and well, i have symp...wait...no...you're still fucking stupid.

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Aug 26 2003 12:02AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
great way to start out the year eh.




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Aug 26 2003 12:08AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Well, it's probably better than getting caught dealing and doing coke at school.




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Aug 26 2003 12:18AM
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CTripper
Posts: 6520 - Karma: 20
^haha share your story.
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Aug 26 2003 12:23AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
what kind of gun? FUCKIN A for givn'r befo school.

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Aug 26 2003 12:35AM
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Durhoward
Posts: 219 - Karma: 10
Derek all I can say is your a fucking dumbass. It was pretty funny to see you so drunk in school though.
Aug 26 2003 2:45AM
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FreeSkier8547
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
u r such a dumbass for that one and worst of all u cant go to switzerland with me and u are going to lose your lisions
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Aug 26 2003 2:49AM
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SkiHead
Posts: 154 - Karma: 11
hahahahaha silly stupid derk


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Aug 26 2003 2:51AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
way to give northeastern ohio a good name, fuckup.

nevermind, fuck northeastern ohio, sorry to hear that, Derek.


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Aug 26 2003 3:39AM
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SkiHead
Posts: 154 - Karma: 11
take meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


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Aug 26 2003 3:42AM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
dude you should have just goten trashed before school its a lot better that way

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Aug 26 2003 3:47AM
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Mad_Trix540
Posts: 790 - Karma: 10
i got drunk at school on the last day of school befoe summer. it was scary but fun, i didnt get as hammered as derek though.
Aug 26 2003 3:48AM
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666
Posts: 1078 - Karma: 10
i used to get stoned in school alot, at lunch i just went to the woods behind the school and smoked a blunt with some freinds. all my friends were fine with it, i was always paranoid thinking teachers were looking at me and shit. i stoped after some teacher came up to us in school and was like 'some1 smells like pot, u know if you smoke pot u should try to cover up the smell' but it was cool she didnt bust us, i dont know what she coulda done though.
Aug 26 2003 3:49AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yes i have to agree, you are an idiot, did you really expect to get away if you were that trashed?
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Aug 26 2003 3:50AM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21
shutup you pussy, drinking in school is pretty fun

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Aug 26 2003 3:56AM
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Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
/\/\ yeah i agree don't bag it till you tried it... but be carful or just wait till college where no one gives a fuck if your drink

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Aug 26 2003 4:00AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
yea, its not a big deal drinking in school. i did it all the time last year. i just got way too fucked up. they called the ambulance because they thought i had alcohol poisoning. i have no idea how i got caught.
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Aug 26 2003 4:51AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
you needed it to wake you up? wtf? i hope you really didnt NEED it...if so then you deserved to get busted...not smart at all.
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Aug 26 2003 4:59AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
i didnt NEED it, but it sure helped. i blew a .27 on the breathalizer.
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Aug 26 2003 5:05AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
damn...so no more school for awhile though, right?
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Aug 26 2003 5:10AM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
just 10 days
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Aug 26 2003 5:13AM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
yea im not going to be an ass and call you a dumbass but that is clrearly a bad idea. That is why being raged as fuck is better when at schol

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Aug 26 2003 6:15AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Tha'd be cool if were an alcoholic... oh wait, you are.
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Aug 26 2003 6:21AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
and your not?



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Aug 26 2003 6:25AM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
lol at least u miss 10 days of school

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Aug 26 2003 6:26AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Umm... ok, Jason, just cause you're a sloot faced goose doesn't mean you have to hate. And I don't drink often... goose.
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Aug 26 2003 6:26AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
20 bucks said this didnt happen.

Derek is a little poseur bitch who thinks hes an alcholic. If you cant handel your booze then you shouldnt drink.
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Aug 26 2003 6:27AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
tiffy....ur really gunna get it now...im not goin slow...its gunna thurst hard the first stoke



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Aug 26 2003 6:28AM
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Tiffy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
Yikes!! You couldn't get my pants off me not even if I were passed out.
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Aug 26 2003 6:33AM
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never_summer
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 10
who said anything about gettin your pants off? fuck...wheres your mind



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Aug 26 2003 6:34AM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
^ we all know where yours is
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Aug 26 2003 6:35AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I used to get high in the school bathroom at lunch time the academic quarters were off limits so we would just sneak in and pass the one hitter under from stall to stall. I remember this little indian girl was so drunk at school one day her two friends were dragging her down the hallway literally it was funny as hell.


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Aug 26 2003 6:46AM
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hucksterjibber15
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my friend got suspended fer doin and dealing coke and whipits and shit in school
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Aug 26 2003 6:56AM
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lagwagon
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USA laws seem fucked, if i did that, theyd probably give me a glass of water and tell me to sit down for a while.
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Aug 26 2003 7:06AM
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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
Uh..no, your sheep fucking laws are the ones that are shitty...by drinking and being a cock fuck in school you are not only wasting yourself, but you are ruining the educational experience for everyone else...if you are such a fucking badass JUST SKIP SCHOOL, you can probably have a lot more fun with your sheenenigans and not fuck over everyone else who is going to be buying fast food from you in a few years down the road

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Aug 26 2003 8:07AM
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PhaedeD
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drink and go to school dont get caught have fun but fuckin try and learn at some point jesus you fuckin morons but smokin chrons and going to school is good it helps me study :)











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Aug 26 2003 10:33AM
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just wait till college when they got on-campus bars and you get get shitfaced at lunch then go to an electrical lab.

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Aug 26 2003 3:08PM
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Airspeed-X
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Haha that sounds crazy.

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Aug 26 2003 3:17PM
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i blew a fuse on my power source once cuz i was cranked and didnt know what the hell i was doing. then i forgot to disconnect my source when i replaced the fuse and got big shock right from the source as soon as it connected. the stupid fuse didnt even blow to protect me!! my instructor was baffled.

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Aug 26 2003 3:28PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
What is the point of getting fucked at school? You are not going to learn anything and you certainly can't enjoi it! I agree, skip class and get fucked at home. At least that way you can walk around naked and smack your boner off the banister near the stairs where we always hang the towels, like running back and forth really quick like you're falling down a ladder with your dingdong out.

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Aug 26 2003 4:25PM
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rockymountainmilitia
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Lanemeyers your a fucked up kid. anywasy why are you ragging on him fordrinking at school for fucks sake. Its was the 1st day nothing ever gets taught or learned on the 1st day, its a perfect time to get drunk. Being drunk at school is like being drunk at a chaperoned party. Its fuckin hilarious. some of the younger teachers will just laugh and the older ones and most likely the principles will shit on you like what happened to derek. Anyways yeti your a faggot who has experienced nothing fun in his life. one because your a racer and two because your gay. ohhh wait racers are gay. my bad. Anyways there are certain days where drinking is manditory at school such as 1st day, haloween, last day before christmas break. last day before spring break, any rehersals or prep for grad. and lthe last day of school. thats a goood 8 days of gettin fucked at school not including the sheer excitment of school dances fucked on everything. anyways for all the youngsters, schoola nd drinking mix will, do it! you won't regret it. unless you get caught.
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