today was my first day and before school i bonged 3 beers and i drank a lot of vodka in school. somehow (i dont remember how) i got caught. i got suspended from school and arrested. i got handcuffed and everything. i guess the sirens were on but i dont remember that. all i remember was trying to get my gum out of my pocket w/ handcuffs on. but i got to go to court and I CANT GO TO SWITZERLAND!!!!!!!!!!! this fucking sucks. apparently i got caught because i fell over in the bathroom.
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