one of my friends was in the car with his gfs parents and he just met them for the first time, and he was explaining how much of a dumb fuck he was and goes yeah im gonna go somewhere like bunker hill community college (which is the community college near where he lived sorry for anyone who goes/went there) but so the mom goes oh well i went there is there a problem with that? my friend goes oh well you know what i mean, im like not gonna go to college at all, the mom goes, well my husband didnt go to school at all, hearing that my friend did not talk for the rest of the half hour trip can you say ownt?
- my crocheted hats website
me: Yo man you coming to my rail jam next week that im having in my backyard right?
jared: of course i wouldnt miss it for the world, wait a rail jam is a male orgy right because if not im not coming
throw some steeze on that bitch
you have the maturity of a four year old and the phisique to match
Mother earth comes fast...