whoever said 'it looks like the red sox won the first game' is ridiculous, you can't call it early ever, especially with the sox. even when we were up 7-2 i was afraid we'd blow it somehow. still a good game though. highlights for me:
1. home plate ump looks a-job in the eye and punches him out STRIKE 3
2. giambi sucking ass constantly
3. papelbon, even though he had a bad inning, it was funny watching him curse into his mit
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
"By and large, jazz has always been like the kind of a man you wouldn't want your daughter to associate with."