Senior Pranks

I don't know what type of car it was.

'Tipshift is the most sexiest guy I knowed like ever.'-CROYCE

I love you tipshift marry me-lizziebeth

a few years ago a pig covered in vaseline was set loose, it took a while to catch it. sombody also took a shit all over the bathroom floor, right by my locker, it smelled horrible all day

^That's just disgusting. I don't get the point of taking a shit in some random spot, it's only funny for like one person. YOU...


On my way to goddom

buy like 5 pounds of weed and go light it on fire up in the vents and just get everyone fuckin stoned but get more like 20 pounds











Go Big and Die!

best one is to put exlax in the coffee in the teachers lounge. hahahhaha

up in arms apperal represent

representin the east

-fill a syringe with 5 minute epoxy and inject it into the principals key hole on his door and the locks on his windows, he'll be in there for a while.
-buy some fish, like big 25 pound fish. remove some ceiling tiles from random rooms(you know how they slide over) and toss em up there. they stink to high hell.
-pee on a heater
-flush every single toilet in the school at the same time, especially if its an older school, the pipes will explode. let tons of people know and coordinate it so that everybody does it when a bell rings.
-plant lots of bamboo on the football field it never goes away unless you dig it up completely and remove every single last bit of root material.
-put powdered milk all over the football field, when it rains or the sprinklers come on it will stink like sour milk for a very long time.
-find the valve for the sprinkler system(most of them are just chillin outside) and turn them on during a football game and run like hell.
-find out the car your principle drives and put a piece of fresh poop under the door handle. or you could buy a log of sausage or something and stick it in the tailpipe of his car so he cant even see it, his car wont start.
-pour glass marbles(like thousands) down the main set of stairs in your school
thats all for now, enjoi.
-paul




i think i think i like it like thata
*Official Martha Stewert of NS*

a friend of mine dumped a big box full of bouncy balls down the stairs

there's this one plant (i forget what its called) that grows like 4 feet tall in about 2 days in the end of august, and u cant get rid of it w/ out completely redoing the football field. if u cut it down, it will just grow back until i think the end of october.
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***Official Newschoolers Drunk***

God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

bite a teacher you dont like on the arm, some girl did it in my school and i couldnt stop laughing even no its not a prank its hilarous to watch, she got charged with like assault

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

Member of the, 'I dont no Bryan Gallant but I respect him club'

^ You would have to be pretty screwed up to be able to do that.

-Randy

dress up in black with black masks and have black squirt guns that look like real guns and pretend like u r gonna shoot ppl and then go up 2 some1 and hold them hostage and then b like im gonna kill this fucker and squirt him





jesus saves!
gretzki gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to laclare. he shoots he scores! the crowd goes wild

dont think thats a very good idea
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'so long sweet summer'

I did that without the guns and I still got taken outa school in handcuffs... apparently there is a rule that says you cannot have your entire body concealed while in a public building or something shrug


On my way to goddom

on year all our seniors bought alarm clocks and an extra lock so they set the alarm clocks to a certain time at the end of the day when everyone is gone then put a seperate padlock on there lockers so the janitors can't open them to stop the alarm clocks..

that sheep one rules

i think this is the best senior prank....but it only works if your school LETS you do senior prank. Some do if you pass it through the matience guy.

Anyways, take out lots of lockers and make a model of 'Stonehendge' with them out on the athletic field.

Other good oens are filling the principles room ALL with garbage(brothers class).






Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

sounds cool

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'so long sweet summer'