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MistaSkier
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Shit, this is scary. This kid I know who's pretty damn good at skiing was doing a backflip, which he's done millions of times, on his tramp, and somehow he set the rotation wrong or something, cause he broke his neck and got paralyzed. It's so scary and sad to think about never being able to move again, and I'm probably gonna have even worse mental blocks now than I had before.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Aug 21 2003 2:59AM
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Mad_Trix540
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yeah thats shit.
Aug 21 2003 3:27AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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woah....


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Aug 21 2003 4:27AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
not to be insensitive, but i bet his legs gave out on him right off the mat and he went straight to his head, its happened to me a couple times, a tip, learn to flop in the air so u land on ur back or ass or somthin

but about the kid, that sucks, he may walk again in the future tho
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Aug 21 2003 4:29AM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
^what the fuck?! this is serious.
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Aug 21 2003 4:31AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
ya that would suck, i mean your whole life, just fliped upside down, no skiing, biking, not even walking, that'd suck big time




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Aug 21 2003 4:36AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
ok, these sympathy for strangers threads are getting a little out of hand, none of u deeply care for this guy, if u saw him on the street ud say 'o, a cripple, thats sad' and go on with your lives, u wont remember this guy when u wake up in the morning, its just a way to make urself seem like a good person to say 'im sorry, my sympathies', im an asshole, but come on, i dont see how a bunch of people on a website are going to make anyone feel better by saying theyre sorry, maybe cause i havnt dealt with it but really i dont care, accidents happen, fuckin deal with it
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Aug 21 2003 4:40AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
ya, but most of us are just saying that would suck, but a saying sorry about something like that while don't mean is just the proper thing to do




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Aug 21 2003 4:42AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
yea, i dont like how weak society has become
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Aug 21 2003 4:44AM
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Ds91260
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like how when people start cheering for someone thats doin somthin, like i take karate and they make the kids cheer when someones doin a form, its fuckin weak ass shit, people just rely on people so much nowadays taht in 50 years humans will all be a bunch of pussies fighting wars over teh internet cause theyre to afraid of real interaction, fuck that shit, if or when i have kids im not bringin them up that way
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

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Aug 21 2003 4:50AM
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Ds91260
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ok let me explain what i meant, its weak how people need other people, strangers that have no meaning to them even, to get behind them and support them so that they can feel important, fuck that, u should know your important, then i just kinda switched what i was talkin about there i guess, but my point, society is fucked
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

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Aug 21 2003 4:58AM
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MistaSkier
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I didn't post this so that you would feel sorry for him. I feel sorry for him cause I know him, but I didn't expect anyone on here to. I posted it cause it's a scary thing that we are all at high risk for since we're skiers.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Aug 21 2003 5:00AM
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MistaSkier
Posts: 1781 - Karma: 17
And by the way, sleezemcfly should die. It's true and it rhymes.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Aug 21 2003 5:01AM
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Ds91260
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it would rhyme to a song with no beat, and no offense to u personally i was gonna make a thread about my rant but i just did it in here instead
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Aug 21 2003 5:03AM
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j.bird
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hey my aunt is quadrapalegic. she was on true life for mtv about a month ago. her name is jennifer. if you see the show watch it, its pretty good


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Aug 21 2003 7:12AM
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mikee
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that would suck, but I definitly aggree with alex, society has become much too weak. People should stop relying on these petty things and learn what is really important in life.

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Aug 21 2003 7:16AM
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Jooky
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I think DS's point is that it sucks, which it does, and he gives a tip on how to keep yourself from doing it. Damn, he's just tryin' to help...cut him some slack.

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Aug 21 2003 10:42PM
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MistaSkier
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^ Who are you talking to? No one's said any shit about DS.


Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.


Aug 21 2003 11:07PM
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teneighty_skier22
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agreed, DS....everything about today's society sucks balls...
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Aug 21 2003 11:10PM
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j.bird
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i really am going to kill you fuckface. we are trying to have a 'grown up' conversation. thats why you can't join, so u just hav to say gay shit.
grow up you little fucker. because i really will kill your ass


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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho
Aug 22 2003 3:06AM
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LifeJacket
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Ok, this Febuary, i was suppost to get spinal surgury to fuse my spinal liothisis, upon hering i would probley never ski again, and that they would be fusing oveer 6 vertabray together, i booked it to whistler, to have one good season, and i would get the problem dealt with when i need to, so now, my L4 HAs sepearted from my back, im fucked, i may never ski again, on top of that im getting ACL surgury in 6 days,


Aug 22nd

I just saw the Orthopdic surguron, my back really really, is fucked, chances are i won't be skiing again until 2005, if ever again, my family doctor recommeneds that i get my knee done, then go home to ontario, and get back surgury, because in that order, id be the shortest waiting time,

the funny fucked up part is if i wait 4 weeks between surgury i will quailify for a second round of unemployment, trust me, id' give anything in order to be able to live a normal life, pain free,

today i had the talk with my doctor about medical Marajuana, she also gave me a percription for Perks, and demeral, these are both heavy drugs that i don't want any part of so i brought up the dope debate, i have an address in vancouver........

EI, still won't pay me, i won't see any of that money until mid September, between now and then i have under $300 to live on in whislter, I think im flying home at this point, i reallly don't know what s going to go down........ Scary shit,

My back hurts so much,

Craig

i have a 50 pecent slip anymore, and i get emergency surgury, i could go paralised, but not if i get surgury 1st...............

FUCK


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Aug 23 2003 1:39AM
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seven20
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getting paralyzed is scary shit. it almost happened to me two seasons ago and now I worry about it all the time.

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Aug 23 2003 1:50AM
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buttocks
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shut it pussy





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Aug 23 2003 2:00AM
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mikee
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'i have a 50 pecent slip anymore, and i get emergency surgury, i could go paralised, but not if i get surgury 1st.....'

I dont understand this statement... does it mean that if you slip you will get paralyzed? And anyways man, how did that happen? And that really, really sucks. damn.

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Aug 23 2003 4:09AM
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