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Worst Movies ever

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Diabhal
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What are THE worst movies you guys have ever seen? I'm not just talking about shitty hollywood movies I'm talking about the DVDs you buy from the pawn shop for a few bucks. Smash hits like 'the flying Guiloteen' a chinese movie about assasains who throw a guiloteen on to peoples heads the guiloteen can also destroy EVERYTHING it comes in contact with. Or 'the gladiator' about this guy making a super truck to take revenge on drunk drivers and to eventual find and kill the mysterious Black car that has been killing people by running them off the road for ABSOLUTLY no reason what so ever. I'm talking about movies SO bad that they make up credits.
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Aug 18 2003 9:33PM
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lanks
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xxx: vin deisel is a horrific actor, and stunts dont fit in at all (getting 20 feet of air on the motox bike from flat ground etc...). just terrible.

dude where's my car: the two guys made out. in public. and the rest of it was exceptionally dumb as well.

how to lose a guy in 10 days: dont ask why i saw this one, but it was frustrating to watch for sure.

crossroads: see above.


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Aug 25 2003 10:18PM
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Krongos
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dude benditto ernest scared stupid is hilarious!

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Aug 26 2003 12:07AM
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bakerlocal
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No your all wrong it's Escape From LA, it's still badass though



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Aug 26 2003 6:50AM
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Freeskifro
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^ thats a huge cult film. I met Bruce Campbell. He was the mad scientist in Escape form LA and the main character in all of the Evil Dead films. He is fuckin' hilarious. He was making sexual inuendos towards hot chicks at this one lecture.


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Aug 26 2003 9:29PM
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SkierDave
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U guys mustve been smart enough to not watch this movie. But some girls made we watch it with them.
Moulan Rouge...ahh! horrible

and It looks as though Chicago would be just as bad, being the plot is that these 2 lady's killed their husbands and theres sing ing and dancing like broadway..yuck
Aug 28 2003 12:46AM
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Neffer
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the others, i fell asleep during that in the theater. it was the most boring movie. oh and that red water movie on tv. it sucked ass, and the one guy in it was super funny lookin
Aug 28 2003 3:53AM
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