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I think im gonna explode

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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i just ate a whole thing of cookies and cream ice cream, and i am gonna die soon.
Aug 22 2007 12:08PM
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Mezmerize19
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shawn, your gonna have a massive shit. And I mean a MASSIVE shit. Go get a magazine on stand by

Aug 22 2007 12:09PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i dont have to shit yet it sucks. i thought it was a good idea at the time i mean it fucking tasted good. now im sitting here, not having to shit yet and my stomach is like 3 times bigger than normal. i cant wait to shit though it will be epic.
Aug 22 2007 12:15PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
maybe it will be thread epic. Those are the best shits. The ones where you can tell a story about
Aug 22 2007 12:20PM
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Tolz
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thread epic - nicely said
Aug 22 2007 12:57PM
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ski72685
Posts: 322 - Karma: 11
i have to shit right now..im gonna go do that
Aug 22 2007 1:13PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54
i just want this in my threads..this shall be an epic tale.
Aug 22 2007 1:28PM
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yelsel
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to eliviate the pain i would either eat an entire box of enimas or puke it up. if you happen to eat the enimas you should probably wear a diaper also
Aug 22 2007 1:53PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
so basically, i still havent shit. its like i have to, but i just know to wait. when i do though oh man it will be good.
Aug 22 2007 1:55PM
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yelsel
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coffee is a laxative too. have a cup
Aug 22 2007 1:57PM
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Mezmerize19
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or three. I hate coffee shits cause they always hit me while im in school
Aug 22 2007 1:58PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
your like trying to make him shit his pants haha
Aug 22 2007 1:58PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i had 2 cups this morning, i can only drink it in the morning though. im just gonna wait it out.
Aug 22 2007 1:59PM
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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
this is going to be the best shit youv ever had. And if you have any bad meat, go eat that too. I once hate three week old ham and man did I shit my brains out. Oh and while your shitting listen to some really heavy music. Like some between the buried and me. It will enhance the shit
Aug 22 2007 2:00PM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
i always bring my ipod for huge shits it just is funner. i have no old meat laying around. im not trying to kill myself, im just trying to shit sometime soon...
Aug 22 2007 2:02PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
im sorry but this is just fuckin hilarious.


"im just trying to shit sometime soon.." hahaha
Aug 22 2007 2:05PM
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R.Z.A.
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i do too. makes the shits more epic with a soundtrack
Aug 22 2007 2:55PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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um i doubt your gonna shit for a while. an entire box of cookies and ice cream? i'm thinking constipation...
Aug 22 2007 3:03PM
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ride-rider
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ahahha quote of the day. "i cant wait to shit it will be epic!"
Aug 22 2007 3:05PM
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lt.milo
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 138
who doesn't bring their ipod in for a shit?  well i have a zune but w/e. 

i like watching ski movies, like watching seth morrison huck his shit, then im pumped up and ready to shit.
Aug 22 2007 4:01PM
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hurrisun
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i jsut had a whole box of cinamon toast cruncha nd am halfway through a box of chocolate chip egos today was my get high and eat breakfast day it was sweet
Aug 22 2007 4:02PM
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josh.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 42
jummpin jesus this is funny
Aug 22 2007 4:05PM
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doublexl
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yeah then you hear that song again and your like, "yeah, that was a good shit..."
Aug 22 2007 6:03PM
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twix_182
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is it just me or can anyone else not read while they're takin a crap. when i go in there i have one thing on my mind, getting that brown corn cob out in record timing. and, of course i always do. i wouldnt even be able to read the full page of a childrens book
Aug 22 2007 6:07PM
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R.Z.A.
Posts: 778 - Karma: 11
something like that haha
Aug 22 2007 6:10PM
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Calvin.
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Dude same here...
I'm pretty fast.

But we better have pics of the aftermath or its not true!
Aug 22 2007 6:16PM
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kepler.
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i'm glad to finally hear i'm not the only one. my mom thinks i'm fucking crazy/disgusting when i walk out of the bathroom with ipod in hand
Aug 22 2007 6:20PM
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R.Z.A.
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anyone into battle shits?
Aug 22 2007 6:29PM
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STREETS
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lol I always either take a magazine or my psp.
Aug 22 2007 6:29PM
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t-roy
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you better bring a camera and capture evidence
Aug 22 2007 8:06PM
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Frostfired
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hahah epic shits
amazing thread
of and i too take my ipod with me it just makes the shiting experiance that much better
Aug 22 2007 8:18PM
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lunchmeat
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my shits already take ten mins at the least and it doesnt have to be constipated, i just take forever
Aug 22 2007 9:17PM
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meggles
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updates??
Aug 22 2007 9:34PM
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Tucks
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yep I hear you I scoop Ice cream for a summer job
Aug 22 2007 9:38PM
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mophead
Posts: 1172 - Karma: 309
dude record the sounds of your shit, and post it somehow
I don't believe I could handle visuals though.
Aug 22 2007 10:12PM
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ButteredToast.
Posts: 6459 - Karma: 2,570
yeah sometimes im tiger fast at shitting. my record is 30 seconds including wipe.

sometimes i read the shampoo bottles.
Aug 22 2007 10:54PM
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comeatmebro
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ah shit i didnt know i needed evidence!!

i doubt you guys woulda wanted to see it, it was pretty fucking great though. i mean seriously i had to turn down the ipod just to hear the amazing sound.

i havent been on since like 6, i had soccer then went to eat and chill. but the occurance happened at around 530ish. i dunno, i doubt you all want a lot of detail, but if you do i can type it.
Aug 22 2007 11:42PM
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josh.
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please detail
Aug 23 2007 12:35AM
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frostfire
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haha only on ns
Aug 23 2007 12:37AM
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Thomson.
Posts: 4634 - Karma: 227
I wanted pictures...
Aug 23 2007 12:44AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
hould we clap for you?
Aug 23 2007 2:10AM
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PeteyG
Posts: 2946 - Karma: 49
have a cookie
Aug 23 2007 2:15AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
or 4
Aug 23 2007 2:16AM
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skiEER
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how many threads have you responded to with the exact same words
Aug 23 2007 4:02AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
mebbe 10
Aug 23 2007 4:24AM
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skiEER
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whats the point?
Aug 23 2007 4:28AM
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Steezy_Street
Posts: 833 - Karma: 161
Meanwhile im here starving. :(
Aug 23 2007 4:41AM
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TheMoostafian
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haha you like to say that dont you?
Aug 23 2007 5:16AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
Posts: 9108 - Karma: 16
This thread is nowhere near epic, it is an alright one but not epic.  I hope you enjoyed your shit dude, I enjoyed tha thread holmes. 
Aug 23 2007 5:37AM
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miroz
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this is fuckin hilarious, only ns would want pics of shit
Aug 23 2007 10:43AM
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