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I need a good saying to put on a martial arts t-shirt.

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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
i am in mixed martial arts and need a good saying to put accross the back.


hit me up with ideas.
Aug 8 2007 11:49AM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114
chuck norris jokes
Aug 8 2007 11:56AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
touch my skillet
Aug 8 2007 11:57AM
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NataliePortman
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 84
Bruce Lee Vs. Bruce Willis
Aug 8 2007 12:02PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
every man dies but not every man lives
Aug 8 2007 12:06PM
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Upgrayedd
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Jew Jitsu
Aug 8 2007 12:07PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
no i need something intimidating. like my buddy got "tap, nap, or SNAP!"

that isnt intimidatnig but you get the idea. lol
Aug 8 2007 12:08PM
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45.
Posts: 3164 - Karma: 170
"tree tree kick you in the knee, grass grass kick you in the ass"
Aug 8 2007 12:27PM
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cobra_commander
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howabout: "after I pretend to try to talk us out of this dispute peacefully and we get through the cat fight that will follow would you care to join me in a game of d&d?"
Aug 8 2007 2:01PM
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Sean...M
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BEYAWWWWW
Aug 8 2007 2:05PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
how about:

With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, muthafucka,
I'm 'onna kick your fuckin' derriere.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You muthafucka.
You muthafucka.
Aug 8 2007 2:06PM
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Reptar
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haha thats what i was gonna say.
Aug 8 2007 2:10PM
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fillup
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i had a black belt in imakickyoass
Aug 8 2007 2:12PM
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Tom.
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where's my fuckin' snichlze?
Aug 8 2007 2:13PM
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jibsworth
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 12
Kyle betrayed me, and then he lied, tried to hide, and I died deep inside, and you know the reason why....
Aug 8 2007 2:15PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
i win
Aug 8 2007 2:15PM
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vermontsteez
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Im flying through the air this is not good.
Aug 8 2007 2:16PM
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yelsel
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i ate it
Aug 8 2007 2:18PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
You want a taste of my gen wo sou?
Im gonna give it to you now
Who likes my chop stick
hit you in the shin with my little ass dick
yellow
if you want to see me
eat jello
Never seen nothing like me before
I can kick you
higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
who wants a taste of my oul long tea?
ho ha ho ha ho he he
everybody in the phone book named chang
wanna see my wang?
never could king kong hit a gong with a bang
whaaaaaa
Everybody wanna see me shoot a fire ball.
thats not right not in real life
you will fall down
and break your leg
everyone wanna see me break a leg
but I dont
because I like fried rice
and I aint that nice.

-Brians Freestyle-
Aug 8 2007 3:04PM
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Tasche
Posts: 5422 - Karma: 99
holy shit I havent seen that in a really long time

so good

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2829892800970708732
Aug 8 2007 3:07PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
just make it say


SKIIERMAN

your foes will quiver when they see his name.
Aug 8 2007 3:08PM
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lyndon
Posts: 7266 - Karma: 127
^Make sure when you print it, the faunt is big enough to read....
Aug 8 2007 3:25PM
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ThaLetterM.
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"if you dont stop reading my shirt, i will kick your ass"
Aug 8 2007 3:31PM
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BvK
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HARDCORE
Aug 8 2007 4:46PM
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45.
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Wax On, Wax Off
Aug 8 2007 4:52PM
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lyndon
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Death Lurks Here
Aug 8 2007 5:03PM
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grams.
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zing!


whatever that guy said in napoleon dynamite

"you want a roundhouse kick to the face while i'm wearing these bad boys?!"
Aug 8 2007 5:03PM
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j3Di
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"I'll kick you in the teeth"
Aug 8 2007 5:11PM
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hoodratz47
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SHUR RYE YUKIN!!!!!(SP)
Aug 8 2007 5:16PM
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UNREAL
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winner
Aug 8 2007 5:20PM
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j3Di
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poor attempt at spelling shruiken
Aug 8 2007 5:30PM
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Tasche
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martial arts
making Asians cool since Bruce lee
Aug 8 2007 5:31PM
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Luc.
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there are 31 posts in this thread. and not even 1 of them are a possibility.
Aug 8 2007 6:06PM
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Tinga
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you could always just have it say HIYAH!
Aug 8 2007 6:10PM
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anti_bunk
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how about "I would be hot shit if guns were never invented"
Aug 8 2007 6:19PM
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Ryan.Street
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Straight Fucking Edge
Aug 8 2007 6:51PM
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Shadows
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Free tibet
Aug 8 2007 7:07PM
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charmander
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ur lame
Aug 8 2007 7:08PM
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TonyTheTiger
Posts: 863 - Karma: 68
RADICAL!!!11!1
Aug 8 2007 7:45PM
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Sno.
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nice one
Aug 8 2007 7:55PM
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TheMoostafian
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mmmBYYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


or i like wax on wax off

or i have a blackbelt in imakickyoass

there all good
Aug 8 2007 8:04PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
how about

"id be wearing a black belt, but accessories are for girls"
Aug 8 2007 8:09PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
or

"i had a black belt, but i took it off to lynch and hang a negro boy"
Aug 8 2007 8:13PM
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t-roy
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"Just Try It"

Aug 8 2007 9:33PM
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Edward.
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HYA!
Aug 8 2007 9:34PM
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skijunkiedtm
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not cool
Aug 8 2007 9:38PM
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Ericpbp
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kick..pucnh... its all in the mind.  if you want to test my ill do you fine.  from pa rappa the rapper
Aug 8 2007 9:40PM
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babujib
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i cant punch you because my fists are considered a deadly weapon
Aug 8 2007 9:49PM
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Shpadoinkle
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something from remo, even though chiun is korean.

You move like a pregnant yak. Sit.

Monosodium glutamate.

The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.

now for from rush hour 2.

All he wanted was some Mushu.

If you ain't gonna shoot him Kung-Fu his ass or somethin'.

I'll hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it, I'll bitch slap you back to Bangkok!

Then they will cut off our egg roles.

I will bitch-slap you back to Africa.

DO-YOU-UNDERSTAND-THE-WORDS-THAT-ARE-COMING-OUT-OF-MY-MOUTH?




Aug 8 2007 9:51PM
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2+2=5
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suckey suckey five dolla
Aug 8 2007 9:58PM
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Luc.
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this is the only have decent one.
Aug 8 2007 11:09PM
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