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BEAR GRYLLS???

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Reptar
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so today i heard that bear grylls is a fake. i refuse to believe it, but does anyone have an article to prove it???
Jul 29 2007 2:35AM
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fuzz.
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hes not a real person? fuck had me fooled...wat do u mean fake?
Jul 29 2007 2:36AM
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Reptar
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like that he doesnt really survive on his own in the wild. he has help and stays in a hotel when he says he is campin outside.
Jul 29 2007 2:38AM
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fuzz.
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haha i duno i saw him eat an eye ball out of a dead goat..seems legit enough
Jul 29 2007 2:47AM
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Reptar
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ya and i saw him eat raw zebra, and drink water outta elephant shit, and spear a bunny.
Jul 29 2007 2:48AM
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potato_man
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he is. im sorry
Jul 29 2007 2:50AM
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fuzz.
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yeah i saw that water in the shit...if that is real hes a badass dude im sorry i mean comon its shit..
Jul 29 2007 2:53AM
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*DwC*
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no man not at all hes a badass
Jul 29 2007 4:07AM
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hauntedsandwich
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wait... what?
Jul 29 2007 4:17AM
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.David.
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This doesn't prove anything, but just something to read:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_Grylls
Jul 29 2007 4:44AM
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josh.
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Controversy
The Discovery Channel and Channel 4 are reviewing the Man vs. Wild program following reports that Bear stayed some nights in hotels when viewers were given the impression he was "roughing it" in the wild.
Jul 29 2007 5:10AM
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ataylor
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no way, there was that episode when he got up in the middle of the night to run away from the grizzly bear. no hotel there
Jul 29 2007 8:52AM
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13stripes
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yes wikipedia is by far the worlds most creditable sorce
Jul 29 2007 9:14AM
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JMR2012
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Bear is the fucking man. I don't believe it.
Jul 29 2007 11:01AM
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michelle
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he's fake

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article2116195.ece
Jul 29 2007 11:03AM
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Petey.
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He stayed in hotels?

I find that hard to believe..
Jul 29 2007 11:05AM
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Worst.NS.Member
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I posted a while ago how fake he was. 90% of the shit he does is more harm than good if youre actually trying to survive, he does what produces shock value because good survival techniques are boring. If youre hungry you dont search for a diamondback rattlesnake and try to hit it with a stick. But it's boring to pick berries or eat seeds and boring isnt good TV. I know one of the lead instructors at the SAS indoc facility and he's never heard of the guy. So I think he's entirely BS, lol.

Good lookin' lad though.
Jul 29 2007 2:24PM
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1stBlood
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he does everything you SEE on tv like eat worms n shit and drink his own piss

thats stuff you just cant fake cuz the camera doesnt cut away from the shot

but yea he has a whole crew up people wit him like medical staff, security guys, and the whole deal

and yea he did sleep in a hotel on the deseretd island one


and it wasnt even an island...it was a remote part of florida or somethin
Jul 29 2007 2:30PM
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Worst.NS.Member
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Survivor man's a much better survival show.

Bear's show is a better man-watching, worm-eating contest show.

Bear is a big dude, yet he travels around with a whole crew to carry his shit.
Survivorman is pretty much a twig yet he survives with less showmanship, and all the while hes lugging around 40-60lbs of cameras, lenses and batteries. And every shot you see of him walking around from far away, you have to remember that he walked allllll the way out, placed the camera, then filmed himself walking across the field or whatever, then went back, grabbed his shit, and went on.

Lets just say if I were stuck in the jungle and wanted to survive, I'd rather have survivorman on my crew
Jul 29 2007 2:37PM
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Franny
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so much better he has to carry around 60 lbs of cameras by himself and does all the filming alone. And the places he has been is more remote like staying afloat in a life raft in the caribbean
Jul 29 2007 2:56PM
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KoB21
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I love this guy. Hes so hardcore, well that is if hes not faking it, which i hope hes not but even if he is it doesn't matter 2 me i watch that show and it looks pretty real.
Jul 29 2007 2:59PM
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KoB21
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Oh damn i was just checking out his military training on wikipedia, i deffinatly think hes for real he is pretty hardcore it looks like 2 me.
Jul 29 2007 3:01PM
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TheButterHashira
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hes real. i mean his camera crew probly has tents with blow up matresses and iphones to watch porn on but he does stay in his little lean tos and stuff because i think he enjoys it. he drank his own piss for goodness sakes
Jul 29 2007 3:15PM
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KoB21
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true man very true. the crew deffinatly stays nearby just incase he is about 2 die
Jul 29 2007 3:17PM
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Gavajabra2
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There's a reason your SN is "Worst.NS.Member".

If you're concluding in that paragraph that Bear wasn't even a SAS then you're retarded. When you go into that kind of service, they have documented information about it, you can't walk on T.V. and say that without being it. If you took your hand out of your pants for one second and watch Man vs. Wild instead of bashing it, you'd find out that Bear infact DOES eat berries, DOES climb tree's for fruit, and coincidentally DOES kill Rabbit's by chucking a stick at them. Ever consider that he KNOWS where to find food? (His survival guide probably told him where to look, right?) I don't think it's naive to believe that he RESEARCHES his area's and finds out about it before he goes in. 90% of the shit he does is more harm then good? I'm sure finding sap ("Dragon's Blood") to use on cuts does harm if you're cut up, Mr. Tree Expert, or perhaps using Coconut oil as a natural sun protection? Maybe, jumping into a freezing cold river to show us viewers the proper technique of escaping it is "fake", made in the studio I'm sure. When it comes down to it, it's entertainment and a learning experience, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't dissapointed to hear that he was staying in Hotels, but that's the business for you. Just like they used to rig gameshow's, or like they have a screen-writing staff for "The Real World", it's television. Man vs. Wild, possibly partly untrue, is STILL a great show because it's entertaining, Bear does incredible stunts, and furthermore the things they show him actually doing are still more spectacular then Les Stroud. I mean, if you get your jolly's up hearing a fat guy bitch about getting camera shots for an hour, watch Survivorman. For all of us who enjoy watching Bear Grylls kick ass killing bunnys and eating rattlesnakes, we'll stick to Man vs. Wild.
Jul 29 2007 3:23PM
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Schoening
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nobody carries his shit. he only takes a knife and flint.
Jul 29 2007 3:46PM
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bitchassphatz
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one thing i can not stand about bear is his lame stories. its always "just 10 weeks ago a man was caught between two lions and busted ou the moon walk and the lions ran" well not that bad, but his story just cut into my time. i wanna see man vs. wild not man tells me stories about dumb ass hikers.
Jul 29 2007 4:16PM
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killabees
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with hovering cameras that always fallow him around?

Jul 29 2007 5:26PM
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j3Di
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fag
Jul 29 2007 5:36PM
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Half-Blood
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Hes just relating what hes doing to what other people have done to stay alive...
Jul 29 2007 6:08PM
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406
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those stories are like 15 seconds long
Jul 29 2007 6:19PM
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gmack24
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ok the show is made to show you how to survive in the wild...even if the guy stayed in a hotel, he still know's how to survive any situation if need be, ive seen him make a boat out of branches and kill fish with a ground up toxin he found in a plant... Fake? far from fucking fake
Jul 29 2007 6:25PM
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Gavajabra2
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I do hate how all of them end up in "And they were found only a half mile from their camp"
Jul 29 2007 7:39PM
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jimmychung
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very true.
Jul 29 2007 8:06PM
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sammyc25
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man vs. wild is the best. i just enjoy watching it but i never remember the stuff he does so it wouldnt help me if i were ever in that situation but i doubt ill ever be
Jul 29 2007 8:13PM
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Jhorski
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Bear is the real shit, he's english
Jul 29 2007 8:30PM
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SIX
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I don't care if some of his shit is fake because some of his real shit is gnar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqkIDd0hFbI&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdkX7KG-tlg&mode=related&search=
Jul 29 2007 8:34PM
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nashbuck
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he did naked pushups in alaska. i think thats badass enough right there
Jul 29 2007 8:54PM
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1stBlood
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and he drank his own pee, and ate a dead zebra
Jul 29 2007 8:55PM
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Tucks
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no way
Jul 29 2007 8:58PM
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1stBlood
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yea way
Jul 29 2007 8:59PM
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skifree919
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Jul 29 2007 9:14PM
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artfullydodged
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your awesome
Jul 29 2007 9:16PM
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Jahhsss
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bear delivered chuck norris out of his mothers whome
Jul 29 2007 9:17PM
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Reptar
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good call.
Jul 29 2007 10:11PM
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eheath
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No kidding hes still BA. Ok so he stayed in a hotel for a couple episodes, he still does crazy ass shit.
Jul 29 2007 10:18PM
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hurrisun
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no way hes fake hes to hardcore to be fake
Jul 29 2007 10:30PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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i dont want to hear it. i love man vs. wild. survivorman is up there too
Jul 29 2007 10:30PM
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jibmaster_josh
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yeah man survivor man is the shit
Jul 29 2007 10:38PM
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aznpcskier
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is the wall street journal hard to believe?  that's where the article was written and the one I based my explination to reptar
Jul 29 2007 10:43PM
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Onskis1111
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What a let down. I was watching a tivoed episode just now.
Jul 29 2007 11:19PM
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