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Why do men have nipples?

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Peter.
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Seriously, what is their purpose on a male's body?
Jul 24 2007 10:42PM
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PagesHouse
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yes.
Jul 24 2007 11:55PM
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soulskier
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cuz we all start out the same, i just said cuz, wtf?
Jul 25 2007 1:02AM
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SkiMN
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Whats that fancy science term? Vestigial structure? No clue.
Jul 25 2007 1:11AM
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bombin_baker*
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I had this exact conversation with a friend of mine while running a very long distance and i concluded that its because men used to have breasts...like cavemen...and over time they just evolved away because they served very little purpose, so now in thousands of years...men wont have nipples...because men right now are evolution in progress.

Jul 25 2007 1:12AM
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potato_man
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to bring out the muscles. wouldnt it look weird to just have bulging muscles, or maybe im the only 1...
Jul 25 2007 1:20AM
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lyndon
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haha, I remember that off of Inquiring Minds-the TV show. I was like 10 when I saw that. Its true, that why we have a geutch(sp?)(are between bum and balls), like that seam of skin. that allows the genetals to develop as female or male.

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Jul 25 2007 1:35AM
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skier_dude_1831
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so does that mean if you were a guy u would have a huge schlong?
Jul 25 2007 1:40AM
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TheButterHashira
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you wish dont you?
Jul 25 2007 1:41AM
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lyndon
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oh gosh
Jul 25 2007 1:44AM
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BigJew
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I ACTUALLY KNOW WHY, This is 100% Scientifically proven.


I work at tim hortons, and when we make icecaps we pour the liquid into the cup and then mix them. The problem is, you can only mix or pour at 1 time because you need 1 hand to push the handle down and 2 hands to hold the cups. I've discovered that my nipples and man boobs are at the perfect height to push down the handle while my hands are free to hold the cups. THE PURPOSE OF MAN BOOBS IS TO PUSH DOWN SLUSH MACHINE HANDLES.
Jul 25 2007 1:54AM
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dowalibeast
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pleasure?
Jul 25 2007 1:59AM
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lunchmeat
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i lactated once.
Jul 25 2007 2:05AM
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TheButterHashira
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my friend said if you rub them it feels good cuz they are made of the same stuff that penis and clit is made of and nerve endings are there i guess
Jul 25 2007 2:12AM
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dowalibeast
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ha ha that's funny (and bullshit)
Jul 25 2007 2:16AM
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JayDope
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because in ur early stages of a fetus, the sex of the human is not determined yet, therefore everyone has nipples
Jul 25 2007 2:44AM
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charmander
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u can get preggers through the butt
Jul 25 2007 3:15AM
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Sufferboy
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what
Jul 25 2007 3:16AM
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Shorton
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1 in 10 men lactact from their nipples..there was a program on tv about it agges ago

Jul 25 2007 4:19AM
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Peter.
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well, seeing as there are still no definitive answers, bump
Jul 25 2007 9:17AM
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grams.
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i'm never buying from tim hortons again
Jul 25 2007 10:48AM
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errrka
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this is soo much better than school
Jul 25 2007 11:14AM
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comeatmebro
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what else is there to learn in bio? i mean she should learn that shit....
Jul 25 2007 11:32AM
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thenakedcellist
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hahaha
Jul 25 2007 11:55AM
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Armada08
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HAHAH yeahhhh
Jul 25 2007 12:03PM
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Peter.
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well, we have an answer

thank you NS
Jul 25 2007 8:11PM
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ChadThundercock
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i look at this thread, and i realize how pathetic it ha become haha
Jul 25 2008 6:25PM
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Peter.
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why did you bring this back? i forgot even making it lol
Jul 25 2008 6:42PM
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JonH.A.M.
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HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 25 2008 7:15PM
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jsaya_SagStraps
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good thread 2 bring back lol
Jul 25 2008 7:26PM
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ChadThundercock
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i was going around and saw it... and the rest was history lol
Jul 25 2008 7:30PM
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