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Why do men have nipples?

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Peter.
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Seriously, what is their purpose on a male's body?
Jul 24 2007 10:42PM
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GGreene
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damn good question
Jul 24 2007 10:43PM
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comeatmebro
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probably cause we would look retarded without them...
Jul 24 2007 10:43PM
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hurrisun
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they are air vents without them we would explode
Jul 24 2007 10:43PM
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Peter.
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yeah OK
Jul 24 2007 10:43PM
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mophead
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seriously?
Jul 24 2007 10:43PM
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hurrisun
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ya
Jul 24 2007 10:44PM
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mophead
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haha now Im gonna duct tape somebody's nipples while theyre sleeping and see what happens
Jul 24 2007 10:45PM
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Nicholas.
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so i have a target to nut on
Jul 24 2007 10:46PM
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SkiEastCoast
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i loled.
Jul 24 2007 10:47PM
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Piste.Off
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for other men to nibble on of course
Jul 24 2007 10:47PM
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TheButterHashira
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probly because just incase you want to have a sex change its already there.
Jul 24 2007 10:48PM
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hurrisun
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thats considered manslaughter in 11 countries
Jul 24 2007 10:49PM
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kickerking
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the only reason shits r in fashion duh!
Jul 24 2007 10:50PM
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Ericpbp
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The real answer is....NO JOKE. We all start out at female when we are first made. sounds weird but its the truth, dont believe me? look it up
Jul 24 2007 10:51PM
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bigwhite.steeze
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i believe it...its like that with alot of animal species
Jul 24 2007 10:52PM
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Nihiriju
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i saw a man lactact out of the his nipples once.....it was fucked. maybe he was just swetaing wierd or spilt somethign right there...but i was like ahh....wtf? 
Jul 24 2007 10:53PM
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Reptar
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haha there was a book called why do men have nipples? and a book called do penguins have knees? and a book called why are dogs noses wet? pretty insightful
Jul 24 2007 10:56PM
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twix_182
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13 as of may
Jul 24 2007 10:56PM
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Wis_Skier_23
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damn right we would.....just a big chest of nothing......
Jul 24 2007 11:00PM
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e.will
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i thought we all started out as male, thats why girls have clits
Jul 24 2007 11:00PM
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PagesHouse
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false. we start out as a fetus with structures of both the male and female. all the parts are there.... its just depending on the chromosomes, only certain parts grow and develop. male nipples are called vestigial structures which are left over from a previous time but have no significance.
Jul 24 2007 11:02PM
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PagesHouse
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the clit and the head of the penis start out as the same thing
Jul 24 2007 11:03PM
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Reptar
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haha u totally just went to wikipedia.
Jul 24 2007 11:04PM
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kepler.
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wasn't there a thread on this in ladies men. or am i confusing this topic with the kid who lactated?
Jul 24 2007 11:04PM
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comeatmebro
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shit. im learning so much from this thread. keep with this birth info guys.
Jul 24 2007 11:05PM
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PagesHouse
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no im a biology major....
Jul 24 2007 11:05PM
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J.Bass
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go get the book with that exact title and look it up. a lot of other questions answered too.
Jul 24 2007 11:06PM
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PagesHouse
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hahaha i could keep going if you wish but i didnt htink i should get into much detail
Jul 24 2007 11:06PM
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chickenwang
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not really
if we didnt have them since day one then we would think its wierd if we had em and the thread title would be "why DONT men have nipples?"
Jul 24 2007 11:07PM
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TheButterHashira
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Jul 24 2007 11:07PM
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comeatmebro
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yeah i know what you mean. you get used to something and everything else is weird.
Jul 24 2007 11:08PM
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Peter.
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no answers yet?
Jul 24 2007 11:09PM
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comeatmebro
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i think ive learned enough for a day. its summer, i dont "learn" in the summer. in fact in about 1 hour ill probably forget everything i  just typed. and ill forget clits and penis heads are the same thing.
Jul 24 2007 11:09PM
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Peter.
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yeah lol
Jul 24 2007 11:11PM
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bobbaganouche
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My clit is big.
Jul 24 2007 11:13PM
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comeatmebro
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but really if you woke up tomorrow without nipples, youd look weird as shit. it would just be plain skin all the way down. hah i would feel like an alien...
Jul 24 2007 11:13PM
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Ceru
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we all know the real reason that dudes have nipples is so that guys can give otther guys purple nurples(titty twisters)
Jul 24 2007 11:14PM
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comeatmebro
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MXC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jul 24 2007 11:15PM
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TheButterHashira
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why dont women have penises? its just so confusing
Jul 24 2007 11:17PM
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comeatmebro
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because how could we have sex to reproduce if they had penises...and how could they have kids without a vagina...
Jul 24 2007 11:21PM
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TheButterHashira
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butt secks
Jul 24 2007 11:21PM
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comeatmebro
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sex to reproduce
Jul 24 2007 11:24PM
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Swan_Solo
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i learned that in 10th grade biology
wikipedia FTL
Jul 24 2007 11:28PM
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chickenwang
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im telling ur mommy and daddy!
Jul 24 2007 11:28PM
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Piste.Off
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kinky
Jul 24 2007 11:29PM
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grams.
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is this an owl also?!:
Oh Rly




Jul 24 2007 11:29PM
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Swan_Solo
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clerks 2 anyone?
Jul 24 2007 11:30PM
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Ericpbp
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I got my original answer from
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/notesandqueries/query/0,,-7531,00.html
All humans begin life in the womb as females. If no Y chromosome is present in the foetus, then the embryo will continue to develop as and be born as a female. If there is a Y chromosome present in the embryo, the male sex hormone testosterone restricts the full development of breasts to just nipples, the labia fuse to become the scrotum and clitoris develops fully to become a penis. If the Y chromosome prevails in producing a male, this is not done without a fight. Male babies are weaker as a result than female ones, occounting for the slightly higher death rate in male babies.

Are you really a bio major?  thats pretty cool that you learn that in bio though.
Jul 24 2007 11:42PM
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ThaLetterM.
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what POSSIBLE situation were you in wher you witnessed that. weird
Jul 24 2007 11:42PM
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Sufferboy
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its like learning with no teachers

i think god likes to make different things

so we have nipples

or maybe there just to tell when we r cold
Jul 24 2007 11:54PM
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