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Masturbation, Good for your Heath?

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waterville_NH
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I think it must be.

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Bob_Loblaw
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It's good for the soul
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Aug 11 2003 4:56PM
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theBOSS.
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some coaches tell their team to do it before a game, because it gets your adrenaline up
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Aug 11 2003 5:08PM
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kuoppis
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well hockey is gay. they wank in a bottle and who finishes last drinks the cum.
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Aug 11 2003 5:19PM
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z_boarder914
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^ thats horrible. but yeah it must be. its good excersie at the the least.
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kuoppis
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one guy told me that if you don't wank for a month you get some pretty damn scary side effects :D i don't want to try that
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Aug 11 2003 5:27PM
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NH_LiNe
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if ya dont wank for a month you prolly get wet dreams or something, also to many masturbation threads on this site its scary


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skodeo7
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they don't tell players to do it before a game to get your adrenaline up, they tell their team to do it to relieve stress before a game
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never_summer
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prolly tell wreslters to so they dont pop one durin a match



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maybe if i do it before golfing i'll golf better

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never_summer
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walk up to the tee box and all the suppen u forgot to wack it so u whip it out right there and jerk it quick like...then tee off



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Aug 11 2003 5:51PM
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NH_LiNe
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ya thats what i thought to... masturbation would relieve you not make you all hyper afterwords stupid stupid thread

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NH_LiNe
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actually im just grumpy dont listen to me

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ESB
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There was a recent medical discovery that frequent mastrubation helps prevent prostate cancer. Jay Leno was joking about it on his show... he said 'So it's been discovered that frequent mastrubation will stop prostate cancer! Yeah, yeah.... if that were really true... THERE'D BE NO PROSTATE CANCER!!!'

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1212j5j5
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yeah, its been proven that male masturbation is infact healthy.
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Aug 11 2003 6:22PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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and female...just because
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Aug 11 2003 6:25PM
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waterville_NH
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you know, McConkey told everyone to do it before skiing, he said it makes you have balls and try new tricks

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never_summer
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^ i think thats if u get laid



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ECFS-Attitash
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It honestly is good for your health...apparently if you keep the fluids in your reproductive system moving you have a lessened chance of some cancers.

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Aug 11 2003 6:29PM
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^ yup. i heard that somewhere too.
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Aug 11 2003 6:35PM
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good stress resease

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Aug 11 2003 6:42PM
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petek
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it is good because it clears ure urethra.
so much nudity and porn on tv, i just sit there shaking my fist at it!
Aug 11 2003 7:12PM
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rhcp
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its really scary how often we talk about jackin off on this site

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Mattman
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yeah its true
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Aug 11 2003 7:31PM
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Lateralis
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sometimes ill abstain from masturbation for a couple of days then my gf gets a nice fully loaded surpirse without warning,its funny


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Aug 11 2003 7:39PM
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waterville_NH
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^haha

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I rather have a chick do it for me, but thats never going to happen.




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Aug 11 2003 11:29PM
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Jackpot
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something to do with helping abstain from prostate cancer...

jackinworld.com is a pretty funny site, i dunno why i found it

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Aug 11 2003 11:45PM
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1212j5j5
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wow that site has a lot of gay people.
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Jackpot
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yea i know, it's actually really funny to read some of their shit

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Aug 12 2003 12:46AM
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*Neil
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what if u do it 5 times a day

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Jackpot
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my diagnosis is that u like it

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K_2
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I was reading the newspaper and no shitting there was an article about this! It said some tests show that it can reduce some sicknesses. Didn't read all of it. Maybe i should've...
Aug 12 2003 1:31AM
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never_summer
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i read where sex can help get rid of the flu because of exercise and enjoyment....i would think masterbation is the same...less exercise tho



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rockymountainmilitia
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if you've ever heard of cmh magazine, masturbation was known as the 5 minute miracle workout. It gets your heart pumping real fast and increases metabolism. so for all the fat kids out there the more you play with the snake the skinner you'll get. Also some other rumor about sex and masturbation. the first few minutes after sex or climax are a mans honesty minutes. woman can see exactly who they just fucked if they watch his reactions carefully for the short time after sex. I don't know how or why, but it was in some magazine article I read. but the bottom line is masturbation is fun. especially in class!
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SkeeOrDye
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i cut down on the masturbation lately, even skipping a day without sometimes. i notice im getting fatter, and diariah.
Aug 12 2003 2:48AM
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Tiffy
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Yep, whoever said it, I read the same thing somewhere, if guys don't masturbate for a while, they get wet dreams.
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CTripper
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so that's why i have never gotten a wet dream....i flog the log all the time.
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Aug 12 2003 3:02AM
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never_summer
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ok ya this thread is about jackin off...but for gods sake (and mine) dont tell us how often u wack it...sick



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fidottio
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my friend told me that in the old days they said it mades ur eyes worse and ur dick shorter


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mattster
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yeah im the same as ctipper
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Jackpot
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yea harry palms, cancer..... all that bullshit about masturbation..it's like older people promoting abstinence..they were right about that though..pregnancy is scary shit right now...

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should i get a penis elargement? its this long:
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Phrosty
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you could just change the font size


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CTripper
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yeah my last post was a wee bit sarcastic.
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Aug 12 2003 5:46AM
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haha phrosty...i love you
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never_summer
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^ i agree that wuz pretty good



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Bob_Loblaw
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its funnner to gdet heazcd rthan to masurbate. but masrturbating is still funm.
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stixonmtholly
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I heard that slammin the lizard adds girth(fatter) to your lil fella in your pants and also helps prevent premature poppage of your wad so you can please your lady(or lil girlfriend).


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what about when girls does it, is it healthy for them too or just make them 'baggy'?
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well im now a healthier man

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