Police, what the fuck?

So after getting kicked out of a rental cottage with 16 of my buddies for reasons of destruction, i get home and unpack, a day early. Im going through all my shit, and go through my wallet and it all comes back to me.

this twn we were in is a stereotypical "dirty/ ghetto/ go to get fucked up" tourist attraction to teenagers. One night me and my buddy, stealth steeze, went to the bar. We are both 17. We both had fake id's. we step out of the cottage we were staying in and walked maybe 40 feet before we hear a car comming up on the road behind us. its going, going, going, and not passing us. after looking at eachother we say that its a cop and he is going to get us because we have beer in our hands, as a joke and start laughing. we both look back, and its a fuckin cruiser.

he pulls us over and tells us to put our beers on his car after asking our age. it was pretty funny because he says: "how old are you guys" and my buddy says "were goin to banannas! (the bar)" and i say "17" and he starts asking how we are going to get into the bar if we are only 17 and my buddy was to fucked to know what we even going on i had to change the topic i didnt want my buddy and myself gettin busted for a fake id. So the cop proceeds to ask for identification. I whip my wallet open, avoid the fake at the front, and try to grab my drivers liscense. My stupidity i pull out my g2 and g1 and start looking at them to figure out what one is my g2 to give to him. He proceeeds to tell me its illegal to be in possession of 2 drivers liscense, and that he was about to destroy my g1 immediately.  The fine of a fake id, drinking in public, and drinking underage adds the fuck up.  he told us the fine, minus the 2 liscenses, just for hte drinking was 260 bucks. and we start going freaking. he tells us that he is going to let us off. hands us back our liscences, and is on his way. me and my buddy celebrate and go bar hopping.

this morning i go through my wallet, and go to hide my fake incase my rents are in my wallet for some reason. i pull out my g2 to put it in the front, look at it, and it says g1.

the fucking cop cut up my drivers liscense (g2). so until i go renew it, i cant drive, and i have to pay the fee for it to be done. I guess i cant really complain as he let us off with all the charges, however i think its kind of ironic that it happened like that. i just dont know how i am going to get there and get it done without my rents knowing, or if i should just tell them about it all?

i dont really know why i made this thread, and why its so fucking long. sorry if you read it all im just venting.