Are you kidding, do you know how lucky it is that that bullet wasn't half an inch closer to his head? That is a 50 caliber bullet, his head would have literally been blown off. Comprehend what could have happened if that shot was an half an inch or an inch closer to his head.
Make them feel like shit til they hit it!
its 1:23 PM in Alaska, and you know what that means....TIME TO CLIP MY TOENAILS- Tanakaskier
That wouldn't have blown his head off, it was a slower moving ricochet. The ear-muffs were not really damaged and they were hit, so that gives you an idea about how much force the bullet had. Don't get me wrong, I know a 50 cal will make heads explode, and it would still suck to get hit by a ricochet, but I just wanted to point that out.
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If that guy was really the world's luckiest man, then oil would have gushed up from the ground he just shot, after, no less then 16 (sixteen) supermodels would have jumped out from behind the bushes ans started having sex with him. And all of this would be caught on tape, so he could get in the Guiness Book of World Records for having a 17-way with supermodels.
long story short he overshot. tried to finger a girl wearing a skirt in the movies, but overshot and got the pooper. then proceeded to wipe the poopy finger on the friend next to him.
I had a dream last night that I was friends with Ellen Degeneras. I talked to her when she was jogging by and we were standing in snow... I had no skis on... I was walking. Then some lady stopped in her car, took a picture then drove off. God help me.- Skiierman
my brother fell asleep on my couch watching a show about the process of making jelly beans- Chrissy
I HAVE BROKEN MUFFS!!!111!!!!!!!!!11 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!11
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