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Stopping bleeding FAST

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jibmaster_josh
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so i cut myself shaving right before going to my girlfriends house. i put a piece of kleenex over it and shit, but are there any other techniques to stop bleeding quickly?

Jul 12 2007 11:05AM
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tequila
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cauterise (sp?) it haha :D
Jul 12 2007 11:06AM
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followCam
Posts: 1907 - Karma: 446
get a hairdryer or something that gives out heat and put it towards the cut
Jul 12 2007 11:07AM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
burn it
put a bandaid on it
stitch it
put liquid bandaid on it
Jul 12 2007 11:07AM
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ryano
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Cauterize
Jul 12 2007 11:08AM
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jibmaster_josh
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thanks guys, its basically stopped now.
Jul 12 2007 11:11AM
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kepler.
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super glue. works like a charm. 10 times better than liquid bandaid.
Jul 12 2007 11:32AM
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killabees
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^yes super glue works wonders

Jul 12 2007 11:48AM
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chickenwang
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yea im not putting super glue on my face for a razor cut
Jul 12 2007 11:50AM
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juanborlando
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rub some tussin on it
Jul 12 2007 11:54AM
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steevner
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it's what it was made for. (a substitute for stitching cuts)
Jul 12 2007 11:57AM
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killabees
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rub it in, it will be warm but good
Jul 12 2007 11:58AM
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kepler.
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yea face maybe not so good. but if you've got a bad cut and need to close it fast then superglue is your best option
Jul 12 2007 12:22PM
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t-roy
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try putting an ice cube on it then apply pressure
Jul 12 2007 12:43PM
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artfullydodged
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piss on it
Jul 12 2007 1:40PM
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Shorton
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gun powder and lighter , rambo style
Jul 12 2007 1:41PM
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andy_boy
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What I was gonna say, haha.
Jul 12 2007 2:00PM
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BvK
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duct tape it shut
Jul 12 2007 2:02PM
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mcnutty
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yes
Jul 12 2007 2:06PM
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ryan.c
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wouldnt that be bad? ice stops/minimizes swelling, and wen u cut urself sometimes it swells on the edges...if it does, isnt it a good thing and helping the blood dry and kinda clump in the cut?
Jul 12 2007 2:21PM
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spudz
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tampon
Jul 12 2007 2:40PM
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t-roy
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i've never tried it. kind of just thought of it on the spot. but to me it makes sense that it would work. any kind of pressure helps to stop bleeding and allow the vessels to clot up. and cold reduces blood flow. so less blood + more pressure = stopping faster?

worth a try sometime. too bad i only shave about once a month once my beard gets to about half an inch long, then it takes half an hour to shave it off since i don't have an electric one.
Jul 12 2007 2:43PM
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jadHafeedChris
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i dont think ne1 here would piss on their own face for a cut
Jul 12 2007 2:44PM
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ryan.c
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wouldnt u want more blood flow so that it healed faster?


oh well, not worth fightin over haha


im the opposite, i could shave like every 3 days if i wanted too
Jul 12 2007 2:45PM
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t-roy
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to me it seems like continuous blood flow would prevent the platelets from clotting up?

anyone else have a thought on this?

i could ahev every couple days if i chose to also, but i don't, hahaha
Jul 12 2007 2:54PM
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45.
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actually sugar will help the platelet's clot it
Jul 12 2007 3:14PM
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0123456789
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def. ur best option

Jul 12 2007 3:18PM
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Dr.Seuss
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BAHAHA claimerr....

OO LOOK AT MEE I SHAVE AND I HAVE A GIRLFRIENDD

Jul 12 2007 3:22PM
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soulskier
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i laughed
Jul 12 2007 3:30PM
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naftel
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get some soldering paste from the hardware store, the basement or whereever else you can seek out plumbing supplies- then brush some of that on there. hurts a lot but cauterizes the wound instantly. have fun
Jul 12 2007 4:21PM
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Snowcase
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I cut myself once but it wasn't too bad. Do you guys really not shave that often? I have to shave every day or every other because mine grows really fast but isn't thick enough for a beard. A bread would be prime though. Someday...
Jul 12 2007 4:28PM
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ktollefson_1080
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i hope ur joking?
Jul 12 2007 4:32PM
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kepler.
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no way. it really works
Jul 12 2007 4:38PM
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comeatmebro
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hah i shave like once a week, it grows in but not enough for a beard. i would look like the biggest douche ever with a beard though so i dont care...
Jul 12 2007 4:38PM
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Elijah.
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I have to shave everyday for that clean feeling, but lately I've been ignoring it because I'm sick, and I have a nice little fuzzy.
Jul 12 2007 5:10PM
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*thebusiness
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i lold
Jul 12 2007 6:05PM
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hurrisun
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i have this stick and u rub it on the shaving cut and it stops instantly its the only way i no besides patiente lots and lots of patience
Jul 12 2007 6:13PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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have a dog lick it. a wolf preferably.
Jul 12 2007 7:43PM
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james44
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hahahahaha that was funny
Jul 12 2007 7:56PM
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kepler.
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hahaha that made me laugh so hard becuase i remember rosie odonnel sayin something about lettin her dogs lick her kids asses because of diaper rash. i saw it on the soup
Jul 12 2007 8:33PM
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-dva-
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according to man vs wild, a little bit of crucifix spider web works wonders
Jul 12 2007 8:36PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
yeah ice would constrict your blood vessels making the blood flow less so it makes sense


im no doctor though
Jul 12 2007 8:55PM
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SteezePatrol
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i haven't cut myself shaving in along time.

but i did once, and i made A THREAD, IT'S PROBABLY IN THE search bar
Jul 12 2007 9:50PM
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-dva-
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when youre in a life or death situation like this theres no time for the search bar. the man needed results. fast.
Jul 12 2007 10:48PM
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Armada08
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put glue on it!
Jul 12 2007 11:14PM
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Desjardins
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shaving is such a hassel, but if i do get cut i ussualy just put some paper over it, not much else you can do
Jul 12 2007 11:23PM
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