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I Peed on my friends floor! HELP!

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*Neil
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Last night me and a couple other ppl were all drinkin at my friends house... anyway to get to the point of this thread, it was about 3am and i feel a tingle in my sausage... I didnt think of it much cuz i was so ripped, actully i dont even remeber feeling the tingal. so i get up to go to the bathroom but there was a tv in the way so i turned into a bedroom thinking it was the bathroom, pulled down my pants and let it go... i was finnaly done and the next thing i notice is my friends little sister walks in the room and ask my why is was in her bed!!! (she was drunk to cuz we got her and her friends ripped) so there i was with my pants down and the floor soaking wet and a little girl standing right in from on me.. witch is exactly when my friend (her sister) walks into the room cuz she herd my piss hittting the floor... And she was like what the helll are u guys doing? it must of looked bad. So i said sum stupid drunk shit and curled up and fell asleep in her little sister bed... well now its the next day so what the fuck do i say to her??? do i applogize or just pretend i dont remeber shit all
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Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 8 2003 2:05PM
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*cowboy*
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HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA. Pretend you don't remember anything!! And just laugh about it with her. eww, that's so sick. haha, how old is she?
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Aug 8 2003 2:09PM
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stixonmtholly
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not only should you say sorry you should also get a mop and clean up your mess. I think there is a thread out karma on here, you don't wnat somebody to take a DUMP in the next new car you buy. Just a thought here,but maybe you shouldn't drink anymore.


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Aug 8 2003 2:14PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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HAHHAHAHAHHA this is a great thread. One time last I had been at a field party and I woke up in the morning because I had to walk to my boyfriend's house and I had pissed myself in my sleep and I ended up taking my ex-boyfriends pants off of him in his sleep and taking them for myself.




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Aug 8 2003 3:00PM
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baha. tell her to suck an egg.

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Aug 8 2003 3:02PM
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Lebbo
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We were down at a beach shack and my friend slept walked one night (don't get how coz he was on the top bunk so don't know how he got down) and took a piss on my CD player. Next morning another friend said he heard him taking the piss so we open the CD player and all this liquid comes gushing out.
Aug 8 2003 3:50PM
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lanks
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its better that you let her know that you did it, cuz she probably will suspect that it was you anyways cuz you were caught with your pants down, literally.
so use the excuse that you were 'piss drunk', and then get a mop and go about your business.


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Aug 8 2003 3:56PM
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waterville_NH
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say that you saw her piss on the floor, and then give her a beat down like a red headed step child

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Aug 8 2003 4:02PM
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K_2
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That's crazy drunk man! lol. Yeah just pretend not to have known about it. Someone i know pissed their pants before....
Aug 8 2003 4:08PM
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$jiberkid69$
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hahaaha how is the girl i know a fool prof plan if she is a serte age
Aug 8 2003 4:58PM
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^old
Aug 8 2003 4:59PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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ive pissed my pants from drunkeness, but never on something (other than mising the toilet). I did once piss on the bathroom wall because all the urinals were being used.
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Aug 8 2003 5:03PM
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*Neil
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i pissed on the carpit tho so i cant mop it up... i just like used my hands and socks to make it dry faster... damn looking back on how i tried to clean it thats preaty desgosting, i guess i was still drunk when i woke up...
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 8 2003 5:13PM
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five0
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how young WAS she?
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Aug 8 2003 5:18PM
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*Neil
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the sister, 13 or 14.. my friend 17
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 8 2003 5:23PM
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Skibum420
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yeah my friends house is so sick, hands down best party house. so this kid shows up who ratted us out to the cops before so we already didnt like him, he drinks a whole handle of capt morgans more drinking than ive ever seen before in one night. they had saturday school so they pulled an all nighter at 530 am we see this kid stumble outside and while taking a piss in the middle of the yard just fall over, he comes back in with piss all overhimself...he didnt make it to saturday school

second time he got drunk passed out face down and took a piss when he woke up there was a puddle of piss underhim and his clothes were soaked and he denies it totally oh well i have it on video ill try to post it sometime
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Aug 8 2003 5:27PM
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*Neil
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so stupid.. i wish ppl new when to stop drinking.. so errasposible.
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 8 2003 5:31PM
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*Neil
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and i sat on the bed to pee! wtf i didnt pee standing up, i sat on the edge and peed off it onto the floor. probbily get it in my pants
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 8 2003 5:32PM
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five0
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was she hot?
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Aug 8 2003 5:33PM
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BrodyLeven
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that's hilarious Neil. good job, you've returned to your evil ways.


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Aug 8 2003 5:45PM
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lanks
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lemme get this straight...your friends sister came in when you had just finished taking a whiz, so you had your dick out, and then your friend came in while you had your dick out in the presence of her lil sister? who cares about the piss, id clear this situation up first if i were you...


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Aug 8 2003 6:05PM
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*Neil
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well they didnt see my dick cuz i sit when i pee so i was sitting on the edge of the bed with my shirt over my cock.
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 8 2003 6:10PM
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D-spin
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hahah that reminds me of a few weeks ago when we were at this super hot chicks house and everyone was just trashed and all of a sudden this chick gets up goes to the middle of the floor and starts pissing in her purse, her brother didnt even stop her witch is sorta creepy.



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Aug 8 2003 6:22PM
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lanks
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but did your friend think you wanted some play from her sister or something, cuz you were with her sister in her bed?


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Aug 8 2003 6:26PM
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*Neil
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no
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 8 2003 6:26PM
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just act like you can't really remember it that much.

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Aug 8 2003 7:04PM
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P-JO
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where the story was going it really seemed like you were going to sleep with that little girl. yeah but i would just tell her you pissed on her floor, she'll either laugh or be pissed.







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Aug 8 2003 7:11PM
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mattster
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where did u fall asleep ?


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Aug 8 2003 7:25PM
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smuggs
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the term piss drunk is a term that means ur so drunk u piss your pants. its not irresoponsible to get piss drunk every now and then.

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Aug 8 2003 7:33PM
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*Neil
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in the little girls bed, she probbily left the room, i donno
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 8 2003 7:34PM
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weazelzb
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bwahahaha thatas great...

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Aug 8 2003 7:45PM
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HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA AHAHaHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA HAAAAHAA. that is funny.
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Aug 8 2003 7:45PM
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UpDawg
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nice work
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Aug 8 2003 8:39PM
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five0
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admit nothing deny everything make counter accusations


and was the girl hot
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Aug 8 2003 9:14PM
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$jiberkid69$
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is she hot and can we c a pic of her



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Aug 8 2003 9:43PM
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*Neil
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shes ugly and u woulnt want to see a picture of her.... and u must be deprived of hot girls if u are asking random ppl to post picures.. wanna see random hot girls go to the mall
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THE POWER IS YOURS

Our world is in peril. Gaia, the Spirit of the Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plagueing our planet. She sends five magic rings to five special young people: Kwame, from Africa, with the power of Earth. From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire. From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind. From Asia, Gi, with the power of Water. And from South America, Ma-Ti, with the power of Heart. When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet!
Aug 8 2003 10:06PM
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skierdudeguy
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no, too lazy you go take a camera
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i would have to say my eyes, or my lips. i love my lips. and my hair. oh god my hair makes me soo wet. and my nose. so very very sexy.
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'Get Sam Caylor super fat club to boycott the other un-important weight loss club'

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Aug 8 2003 10:08PM
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$jiberkid69$
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just wondering i dont relly care



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Aug 8 2003 10:13PM
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five0
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man i saw this girl today in amsterdam at a flour shop..she was with her milf and her dad...god i love it when tall skinny guys fuck girls with big tits..they all come out hot by the time theyre 14,this one had to be 14,fuckable,and had HUGE TITS!!! omg i was shocked
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Aug 8 2003 10:17PM
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NH_LiNe
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one of my friends shit his self and puked at the same time when he was drunk but pissing on the floor has never been heard of for me, you had a good idea of just going back to sleep though

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Aug 11 2003 8:50PM
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Jodi
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no worries - I did the exact same thing - in my boyfriends brother's room - and then proceeded to crawl into bed with him - (I was was naked)after I just peed all over his floor and he watched me.
Aug 11 2003 9:10PM
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mammothpunks
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im sure he was stoked


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Aug 11 2003 9:17PM
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i knight this the official fucked up thread
Aug 12 2003 2:41AM
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