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BEER vs. LIQUOR round 1.

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Nihiriju
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Beer:
PROS
-tastes delicous
- can be shot gunned
- is kinda like food
-goes good with food
- comes in many shapes, sizes and flavors
- is relaxing
- sometimes a really drunk horny girl will put the bottle in a very naughty place, which you are originally excited to see, but quickly become grossed out by. 
- can be drank casually
- can drink a lot fo in one sitting
- home brew

CONS
- costs more to get drunk
- can't really get wild drunk
- makes you piss
- gives you dirty ass beer shits
- weighs a lot to lug around
- cops can find it on you easy

LIQOUR
PROS
- gets you druker quicker
- costs less for drunnk amount recieved
- makes people go into wild differnt moods
- easy to conceal
- tastes relatively the same at any temp
- price ranges with differnt neat bottles and so many kinds of booze
- is really fun to call ripple
- no beer shit

CONS
- when you do eventually shit, and if you have had a lot of hard bar the night before, your shit may very well smell of vodka, jagger or whatever you drank, this may induce vomitting.
- generally is hard to get down
- you look like a bum when you drink it out of the bottle in an alley
- harder to judge you drunkness if you drink fast, then you end up going overkill
-produces a higher chance of vomit
- easy to smell on breath

Thats pretty much all i can think of. I am bored, and hung over so i wanted to make a list. tell me more if you know some!
Jul 7 2007 8:10PM
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soulskier
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with beer you get to experience the stages of drunkenness, with liquor, you just get there
Jul 8 2007 12:06PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
oh to the people who said less beer gets them drunk...take the shots you would take and mix them with a carbonated beverage and it will get you drunk faster than beer.
Jul 8 2007 12:13PM
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grubix2
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I agree. Some of my worst nights have been rum and coke, and redbull and vodka nights.
Jul 8 2007 12:24PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Agreed.
Jul 8 2007 12:31PM
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KLovelace
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werd
Jul 8 2007 12:54PM
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parkchilla
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beer tastes better
Jul 8 2007 1:02PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
I really like liquor, but beer is definitely better for parties. Just because of games and the fact that it's much easier to control where you're at so people don't get stupidly fucked up. Keeping it mostly with beer with a bottle or two handy to help latecomers and heavy drinkers along is the way to go.
Jul 8 2007 1:25PM
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Shpadoinkle
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liquor.
Jul 8 2007 1:30PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
weed and beer
Jul 8 2007 1:35PM
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chapz
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i prefer beer. ive had too many bad experiences with hard stuff
Jul 8 2007 1:44PM
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skogenjake
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wine bitches
Jul 8 2007 2:20PM
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doritos
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Haha, I like wine because it's easy to steal. I don't like it because each sip is like eating a Tylenol PM. If I smoke with wine I don't stand a chance of staying awake the whole time.
Jul 8 2007 2:23PM
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skogenjake
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last night...vanilla smirnoff, like a third to a half of a fifth, then some 99 cherries, a sam adams boston ale, then like most of a bottle of chardonnay
Jul 8 2007 2:25PM
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FartBoy05
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yeah like 4 beers would give me a nice buzz, but 4 shots of vodka wouldnt do shit for me. beer is awesome because you can play drinking games, liquor is awesome because you get crazy drunk.
Jul 8 2007 4:00PM
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emopoppins
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liquor is easier to steal
liquor is easier to sell

beer is more relaxing

beer is for hicks
Jul 8 2007 4:41PM
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*DwC*
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 28
beer is better
Jul 8 2007 4:48PM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,334
Mostly true, when it comes to price its the same. And with a beer bong you get drunk just as fast as you can with shots.
Jul 8 2007 5:01PM
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Steezysmurf
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But I'd say my favorite part about the liquor is the straight shots that make you warm. Mixed beverages can taste good, added to soda can taste decent, but hands down if I'm sipping something its gotta be a cold beer.
Jul 8 2007 5:34PM
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TimothyLord
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vodka is my choice
Jul 8 2007 5:57PM
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-justice-
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Hard A is a must for getting crazy cause beer weighs you down too much.
Jul 8 2007 6:19PM
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charmander
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jea
Jul 8 2007 6:25PM
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Sir.Pete
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the force
Jul 8 2007 6:47PM
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KatieMcCork
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Beer is sooo refreshing. There's nothing better in the world than a cold pitcher on top of Whistler (Roundhouse Patio) after some Spring skiing. Mmmm...countdown begins.
Jul 8 2007 6:51PM
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ryan.c
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redbull and vodka is just nuts, ive never had anything that got me so crazy drunk in my life. im not sure if there is anything else that could get you more drunk
Jul 8 2007 7:05PM
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comeatmebro
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if your at a party, you need liquor and beer. im more of a liquor person if i wanna get wasted as shit, but usually dont want to. id rather have liquor, get mad bitches to get crazy drunk be sippin on my beer still in control of myself and possibly pick them up. this hasnt worked because, liquor tastes nice and beer runs out quicker oddly =[
Jul 8 2007 7:11PM
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MistaFab
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beer for sure. i cant handle hard liquor without an empty stomach, that or i puke like crazy
Jul 8 2007 7:42PM
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FUUUCK
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im typically a beer guy, it just tastes so good.

i used to be heavy into gin and rum (not together). its great if you want to get smashed but not if you just want a casual drink with some homies
Jul 8 2007 7:48PM
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ValPow
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you are differetn when you are drunk on them, spirits gets me hyper and then you do stupid shit you regret whereas beer makes you more chilled and fucking lazy, both good in the right places.

abit like the differences between green and hash
Jul 8 2007 8:29PM
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396222687862
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please, never ever try to beg me to play call of duty when your drunk, ever again
Jul 8 2007 9:08PM
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Nihiriju
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Click for larger image     yeha it fuckin iss! Click for larger imagei love the force. It is the ultimate combo.......

Ingrediants:
12 pack of cheapest beer
26oz of the cheapest vodka
2 cans of frozen lime concentrate
= best time of your life. 
Jul 9 2007 1:58AM
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Nicholas.
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got a good one here, liquor can sterelize shit so if you are going to do something dumb like pierce your nipple with a thumbtack you wont get infected.
Jul 10 2007 11:23AM
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J.D.
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Are you serious? Four types of liquor don't come close to covering the necessities. You need every speed rail liquor, and then liquers on TOP of that. Which liquers is mostly up to you (you need kahlua and creme de cacao obviously), but white rum, dark rum, vodka, rye, tequila, trip sec and gin all need to be present, not to mention non-alcoholics like grenadine, sour mix and bitters. Stocking even a basic bar takes a lot of money, and if you want to do it half-decently, time and effort.
Jul 10 2007 11:52AM
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hennessy1
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cocaine
Jul 10 2007 12:02PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Magic Hat #9
Jul 10 2007 12:27PM
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BFFset.
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+1 for liquor
Jul 10 2007 12:57PM
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twintip_payne
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he says it the best
Jul 10 2007 1:30PM
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doritos
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I think it also really depends on your age and drinking experience. Early drinkers tend to like liquor better because they haven't acquired a taste for beer yet and liquor goes down fast and easy. Once early drinkers become party drinkers beer becomes preferable. Once party drinkers settle down, they face a crossroads. The alcoholics and classy motherfuckers choose liquor or wine, everyone else goes for beer. It's the alcohol cycle of life.
Jul 16 2007 1:35AM
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