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ButteredToast.

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I've already searchbarred this junk and i couldn't find any good quotes. I want some for facebook or myspace or some junk like that.

Jul 6 2007 4:26PM

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fourhundred

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haha,
"when I was in the air I didn't really hear anything , really dead silence.

Aug 7 2007 12:02PM

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fourhundred

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Tanner Hall - "I heard a really loud explosion in my boots"

Aug 7 2007 12:03PM

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StanMcStanson

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are you like 10 or just really dumb

Aug 7 2007 12:18PM

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ButteredToast.

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i get what its saying but it doesnt really make sense

Aug 7 2007 2:42PM

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davyjones

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Ridiculous

there are as many skiers as there are lines down a mountain..ski porn

Aug 7 2007 5:18PM

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mistaskia

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Insane

"If i could change one thing about skiing I would make it exactly like it was before snowboarding was invented."
-Glen Plake

"I ride fat twins"
-tee shirt

Aug 7 2007 5:52PM

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R.Z.A.

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Ridiculous

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, everyday I'm out there." - Pep Fujas

Aug 7 2007 6:21PM

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grams.

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Crazy Fool

its not ski porn, its an advertisement in it for standstrongagain.org

Aug 7 2007 7:04PM

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TZP

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do you really need to have it spelled out ?

the "box" is a vagina. the "nosepress" is a metaphor for oral pleasure on the said vagina. the "rail" is a penis and the "lipslide" is a metaphor for fellatio. now, the interesting part is that boxes and rails are things you can jib (which means perform various skiing stunts) on. And to top it off, lipslides and nosepresses are stunts that can be performed on those said objects, hence the clever word game and the laugh it causes. If this didn''t help you... then I guess only god can.

Aug 7 2007 9:11PM

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Tex.

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hahahaha

Aug 7 2007 9:16PM

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StanMcStanson

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wow this kid actually had to have you tell him......just wow

Aug 7 2007 10:02PM

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*Michael*

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that quotes on an adidas poster i used to have...forget who the credit goes too.

Aug 7 2007 10:18PM

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juanborlando

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set it and forget it
if your in trouble, go for double

Aug 7 2007 10:24PM

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jimmychung

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BROKE! MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN!

Aug 7 2007 11:29PM

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ski_DC

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we are born with a finite number of breaths. use them wisely.

Aug 7 2007 11:59PM

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sdfjklioeur

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i love to snowblade!

Aug 8 2007 1:50AM

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PeteyG

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haha and then...

" It was like dynamite packed into them"
and then...

MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN...AHHHHHHH

camera man down below: "his ankles are broken...someone help"

Aug 8 2007 1:53AM

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ButteredToast.

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hahahaha i didnt need THAT in depth of an explanation, the vagina isnt really a goddamn box... and i sure as hell dont know why id stick my nose in it.

Aug 8 2007 9:06PM

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Cronin

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maybe in a few years...

Aug 8 2007 9:35PM

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comeatmebro

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Crazy Fool

its in the beginning of ski porn

which reminds me, dave gimme back ski porn you fuck!!

Aug 8 2007 9:37PM

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grams.

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Crazy Fool

i know its in it..but its just in the beginning cause its an ad for stand strong again, thus it is not part of the actual movie "ski porn"

Aug 8 2007 9:45PM

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comeatmebro

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Crazy Fool

true.

but foilskier1080x i think thats daves name, has my ski porn and needs to give it back. dave you fucker gimme it back!!

Aug 8 2007 9:48PM

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ButteredToast.

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hahaha i watched that a long time ago, and i loled sooo hard

Aug 8 2007 10:25PM

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k2steez

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Lame

you forgot the 7 to film it

Aug 8 2007 11:57PM

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1080grindMan

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Wannabe

"Me and papa, build jump, in yard, back of house. I like to catch the big air. Every year I go bigger and bigger, and I go higher and higher. I could have died you know." -JF Cusson from bonus in 1242

Sep 17 2007 11:33PM

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PeteyG

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this one wins because what tanner said their was classic tanner

Sep 17 2007 11:55PM

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