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Whitty Comebacks

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Alpine3
Posts: 1811 - Karma: 24
idk about everyone else but.... "oh yeah? well ur gayer!" doesn't really work as good as it used to
Jul 1 2007 10:05PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
u just gotta same something that doesnt really make sense but be confident about what ur saying. that usually makes people feel like they're inferior because they cant figure it out, even though u cant either.

or make out with them
Jul 1 2007 10:11PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
just say whatever they said but tell them that their face is that.

"your gay"
"your face is gay"

you cant really beat that.
Jul 1 2007 10:14PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
ohh word.
and then if they say "ur face is gayer" u can just say "urs is the gayest" and u cant go above that. pretty much the greatest game plan known for comebacks
Jul 1 2007 10:19PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
"youre pretty"
"your FACE is pretty!"

yea, doesnt hold up.
Jul 1 2007 10:22PM
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Nilzor
Posts: 109 - Karma: 11
guy- "hey, wanna go on a date sometime?"
girl- "ewww, no!"
guy- "aww, c'mon, i lowered my standards a bit, lower yours..."
Jul 1 2007 10:24PM
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Dosh
Posts: 1818 - Karma: 14
you can't be "whitty" without knowing how to spell it correctly.
Jul 1 2007 10:34PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
why would you insult someone who gave you a compliment? and for the record that still works.
Jul 1 2007 10:38PM
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
i usually just reply with "you are adopted" or "that's what she said"
Jul 1 2007 10:50PM
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ktollefson_1080
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 183
dude: u suck man!
you: Not as much as u blow and how many gallons u swallow.

Dude: (tells a giant story expecting u to laugh at it and go crazy)
You: sweet dude...

^ that pisses ppl off.

Dude: (says something about how they are scared. or something about lowering themselve to a womenly status. like ex " ow my nails hurt or lets go tan.)
You: Ya you want me to get u tampons also?
Jul 1 2007 11:07PM
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Troutbum.
Posts: 45 - Karma: 10
what's better is after some elaborate story somebody tells, you say, "wow, good story. You should write that down man." That'll piss em off.
Jul 1 2007 11:08PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
don't resort to stupid "you suck lots of semen!" comebacks because they aren't creative and are boring and make you look like your 12. Just think of a random vegetable, and then think of something on their face, and put them together. For example, carrot nose, asparagus eyebrows, or something like that. It shuts people up every time
Jul 1 2007 11:13PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
best come back right here



gay kid - you're the dumbest kid ever

you - ya well guess what.. I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

gay kid - *eyes glaze over*

you - *walk away in victory*
Jul 1 2007 11:24PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
do what my friend did

little kid: you have brown and black hair

friend: yeah, well your parents don't love you
Jul 1 2007 11:40PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
yaaaaa
Jul 1 2007 11:41PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,861
dude your so gay

your moms gay!
Jul 1 2007 11:41PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
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Jul 1 2007 11:42PM
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meggers
Posts: 2094 - Karma: 70
haha i say "thats what she said" all the time! or "thats not what i heard!" ...or if the stroy really sucks i say "wow great story tell it agian"hehe....and if i tell a story that not everyone thinks as exciting as i do....then i say "and then i found $20" it always makes a story good.
Jul 1 2007 11:53PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
excuse me, are you aware that i am rubber and that you are glue and that everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you?

or a solid "kind of like your face" is sufficient.

but mostly i think you either have comebacks, or you dont. its not something that can be taught.
Jul 1 2007 11:56PM
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Swan_Solo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkgMbU-we1o
Jul 1 2007 11:57PM
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sn0wbl0w
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 10
do you go to VAHS? verona area high school?
Jul 1 2007 11:57PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
that's what she said is the best, cause it leaves the dumb ones thinking, and it's always funny
Jul 2 2007 12:01AM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
nah i rep kettle moraine hs to the fullest
Jul 2 2007 12:05AM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
try this http://rubbroll.ytmnd.com/
Jul 2 2007 12:09AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
you can just name a witty comeback, wit comes in the heat of battle and taking what they said/something about them and throwing it right back at them
Jul 2 2007 12:12AM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
yo momma
Jul 2 2007 12:28AM
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kepler.
Posts: 8761 - Karma: 139
the face thing really doesn't work unless you do what the characters on scrubs do. if someone says something bad they just say yeah, well so's your face!
Jul 2 2007 12:31AM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
cool story hansle but instead use there name

or just call em fat
or just yell "im gay!" and they will stop talking (warning do not use around gay people)
Jul 2 2007 12:34AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
I just tell everyone my moms dead.
Jul 2 2007 12:58AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
"I Rick Roll'd your mom last night"
Jul 2 2007 1:01AM
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potato_man
Posts: 2158 - Karma: 89
oh yeah? well i ski and ur a FAG!
Jul 2 2007 1:14AM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
Oh hot damn that's a keeper
Jul 2 2007 1:18AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
i like the, "hey, would tell that again if i asked reaaaal nicely?"
Jul 2 2007 2:13AM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,319
90% of NS is not witty, at all.
Jul 2 2007 2:15AM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114
i know you are but what am i
Jul 2 2007 2:17AM
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reggyboy
Posts: 1608 - Karma: 13
more than 20,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

you're the load you mother should have swallowed!
Jul 2 2007 6:00AM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
DING DING DING


we have a winner!

considering you make up for 90% of ns...



IN MASS!



OH



WHAT



haha
Jul 2 2007 6:05AM
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brokebutitsworthit
Posts: 2279 - Karma: 27
If you want my comeback, scrape it off your momma's teeth

Real witty comebacks are not planned though, hence the skill of a quick wit
Jul 2 2007 6:06AM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
i am so drunk right now.
Jul 2 2007 6:13AM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
i've had 6 hours of sleep in the past 3 days. i'm really in awe as to how i opperate heavy machinery at work...
Jul 2 2007 6:14AM
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Dynastar1242
Posts: 382 - Karma: 18
probably one of the funniest videos
Jul 2 2007 11:06AM
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jea_killa
Posts: 955 - Karma: 88
DUDE YOU NEVER FINISH!!
Jul 2 2007 11:37AM
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
hes happy
Jul 2 2007 11:41AM
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PilleDaKid
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 2,629
haha OWNED!
Jul 2 2007 11:53AM
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Hannah.
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 56
yessss
Jul 2 2007 2:17PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
learn how to spell "witty"?
Jul 2 2007 2:27PM
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emopoppins
Posts: 3996 - Karma: 269
if the person who says something gay to me is black i just say haha YOUR BLACK. it works well too because there are like 4 black kids in my school total and they know the rednecks will curbstomp or truck their asses for free.
Jul 2 2007 2:30PM
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honeydip
Posts: 984 - Karma: 20
hahaha those are good. i usually say stuff like,

ur face (and repeat what they say)
variations of youre mom

and other random stuff that doesnt really fit the situation
Jul 2 2007 2:41PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
LOL!
Jul 2 2007 2:45PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
who quotes themself in their sig. you suck, assclown.
Jul 2 2007 2:52PM
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