AESOP ROCK
christmas morning smelled fresher than angel pussy
but immaculate conception came second to playful goodies
like laser tag was way more spiritual than blood and body wafer bags
and manger statues as long as Santa ate the cookies
when i was a saint I'll eat paint with snakes and bullies
said if only you memorized your prayers like you did your cool G's
see by the time i was old enough to know what religion was
i was catholicism numb and truly didnt give a FUCK
94' moved out the crib and ain't seen a steeple since
what knievell evil seeks in christian leaders pitch
to priests who lap slap with parental advisory warnings
ill be auditioning gods in my office on Monday morning