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Im on the phone with this navy guy...WTF!

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ax_murderer
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phone rings, im chillin at my comp listin to blowin trees by nappy roots. private call.
i pick up.
"hello is this ax this is ltn. morse"
yeah.
he starts saying how i entered some site and showed interest in the navy, so im like whatever and start talking to him blah blah.
he starts asking for me info, im like sure whatever. then he gets to adress. im like po box... and hes like no i mean physical adress so i can come up and visit to talk.
I was like wtf!!! so i say "oh i dont think thats necessary i had a change of plans im going to uvm next year and arent as interested"
he insists its nothing to big and its his job and he's in the area.
again i say "no thanks ive changed my mind"
and he insists again saying "oh its nothing big dont worry about it im in the area its nothing"
and then goes into this privacy shit and then he's like when have u used illegal drugs last.
im like uhhh school i guess
hes like 2 months ago.
im like 'uhh two weeks ago'(really like 2 hours ago haha)
and hes like "now what kind of drugs?"
and i start laughing cant help it, then say in my most serious voice "marijuana"
then he tells me hes gonna stop by my house monday at 6.
WTF i didnt want any of this shit he just kept on insisting and now i have a dinner date with ltn. morse.
poop
Jun 7 2007 4:47PM
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.jon
Posts: 2121 - Karma: 345
everybodys trying to recruit my brother lately
its kinda awkward
Jun 9 2007 12:58AM
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Rooddss
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hahahha
Jun 9 2007 1:08AM
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Rez4frederick
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If you are 18 and support the war and you think everything over there is totally worth dieing for, then join the fucking army tomorrow and prove that you really care.  If you dont do it, you dont truly believe in fighting overseas then.  I am not in the military fyi.
Jun 9 2007 1:35AM
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SteezePatrol
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you actually gave someone personal information over the phone who claimed to be from the navy?

wow.

I'm waiting for J.D. to find some other big word to describe the situation you've put yourself in
Jun 9 2007 3:15AM
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Worst.NS.Member
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Well theres a very select few jobs where the moment you sign you instantly have a paycheck, full medical, and $40,000 for college. I'll give it that. Do your time for 3 or 4 years, then you can write your check when you go for a civilian job. All my friends who went to college have $80k in debt, can't find a job, and have NO cash. After 4 years I had a bachelors, $15k in savings, a job skill, and a job lined up that pays more than my dad's. You don't have to agree with the war to know thats a good deal.
Jun 9 2007 6:22AM
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anna*
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ohhh yeh.

this is creepy.
Jun 9 2007 8:11AM
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vermontsteez
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everyone.
Jun 9 2007 9:39AM
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hippie_cat
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heh i went to this "welcome to uni" camp that was supposed to be all about getting pissed & naked, but right at the start we had this "introductory presentation" which was this hour long recruitment propaganda speil from the armed forces. then we all got our camp t-shirts which had "private" on the back and a huge logo of the australian defence force and this bag that had all these books and flyers and shit for the defence force. that shit was low.
Jun 9 2007 9:40AM
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KRASHED
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bam, completely valid point. I was hoping someone had experience in the army.
Jun 9 2007 9:56AM
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STREETS
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very valid point ! But personally the risk of getting killed and having to kill people outweighs all of those.
Jun 9 2007 10:15AM
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GreekAR6
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of course the military isn't suicidal, I was just stating that you can't call a soldier innocent when he wasn't drafted, even if he only joined for the money aspect, he still had a choice.  And we don't have a giant offensive army.  I think we have the right size for what we need.  And you can't get away with only having a defensive army...  you have no way to retaliate...
Jun 9 2007 10:46AM
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skiwoj
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same thing happened to me accept he called and said he wanted to meet me on my lunch break, but all you gotta do is tell them you have asthma and they say it disqualifies you from service
Jun 9 2007 10:54AM
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Worst.NS.Member
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You dont have a choice if you dont have money for food. People say it's a volunteer military but society kind-of mandates that many of us join to stay alive or feed our kids. Your chance of dying in a car accident is 1 in 10, so far out of 250,000 rotated troops, 3000 or so are dead, or 1:83. Get a desk job and you won't even smell gunpowder for your whole career, even if you go to iraq.
Jun 9 2007 11:05AM
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Shpadoinkle
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very tru.
but guns are fuckin awesome!

anyway...when my friend came back from iraq he changed ALOT. actually, i have never heard the word fuck used so many times in the same sentence. but he loves it. he still went back when he was checkin vehicles and one blew up right in front of him. it was some serious fucked up shit that he has told me over the past couple of years.

oh and...what girl can resist a MAN in uniform? hahaha. especially a marine.
Jun 9 2007 11:44AM
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moonofendor
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first thing im doin after highschool is goin to the armed forces. if thats your thing go to the dinner with him. if not go anyways, and you can learn a shit load from people like that.
Jun 9 2007 11:58AM
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Capt.Flannel
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wtf? let's see your proof on that.
Jun 9 2007 12:02PM
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anna*
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hahahah which uni was this for?
Jun 9 2007 6:18PM
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ColbyV
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wow i would have just hung up on the guy, its like jehova's witness
but i'm not really interested in the army
Jun 9 2007 6:35PM
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skier_boy26
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I'm pretty sure the potential for a fatal car accident in the united states is somewhere around 1 to 6500+, so not very likely at all (but still entirely possible). Where the fuck you got 1:10 is beyond me.
Jun 9 2007 6:35PM
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lushlaxstr
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ya
Jun 9 2007 8:03PM
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zzyzx
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man i would hate to be in the army
Jun 9 2007 8:09PM
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skifree919
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You are wrong with your major points. You are right though that right now, Iran and north korea aren't dumb enough to attack us. Why? Because we have an army and a very good defense system. So what would happen if we eliminated the thing that keeps our country safe? Hmmmm... n. korea attacks us, and we can't defend ourselfves because we eliminated our armed forces! Now, I think we should pull our troops from Iraq, but i still support them. And sorry, we don't live in a dreamworld where nobody will attack anybody. We need an army. Your opinion is completely unnecessary
Jun 9 2007 8:25PM
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ax_murderer
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this is war is for oil and to get rid of saddam. both of which are necessary.
Jun 9 2007 8:59PM
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ax_murderer
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he isnt allowed to do shit about it. privacy laws.
Jun 9 2007 9:01PM
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EastcoastAR5
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your a fucking idiot.

read this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casualties_of_the_conflict_in_Iraq_since_2003 and tell me all these deaths are justified for oil and the removal of saddam. sure saddam was insane but lets look at the big picture. in 1995 the us allowed the sale of bacillus anthracis(anthrax), Clostridium Botulinum, Histoplasma, Brucella Melitensis, Clostridium Prefringens, all fucking deadly chemicals, but he wasnt a threat then right, totally sane right? we also approved the sale of 1.5 billion dollars worth of dual use technologies which could lead to nuclear weapons adn biological weapons. and lets look at all the other dictators american let be, if you argue we were there to help the people of iraq from a brutal dictatorship. Cambodia w/ Pot Pol. The congo zaire, mobutu, enough said. The us coup put on the lw dem in brazil (joao goulart) which forced a dictator into power and led to 15 fucked up years.
Jun 9 2007 10:04PM
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skifree919
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maybe if bush subsidized more alternative fuel research and development.. o wait dick cheney would never support that.
Jun 10 2007 12:49AM
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Sholte
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haha
Jun 10 2007 1:47AM
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invader7
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word just dont answer the door
Jun 10 2007 1:50AM
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Reptar
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UR the real person to be scared of... ax-murderer???
Jun 10 2007 1:53AM
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potato_man
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ask him if he wants to play the tickling game and see how long he stays. but then you might get court martialed. oh well, see what happens.
Jun 10 2007 3:35AM
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hippie_cat
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uni of adelaide
Jun 10 2007 7:19AM
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tequila
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Wow, I don't think the British MOD give a shit about recruiting. They put cool adverts on TV and thats it....we don't get hassled by anyone.
Jun 10 2007 7:27AM
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Capt.Flannel
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He'd respond but he's probably out warning 30 million Americans of their imminent vehicular deaths.
Jun 10 2007 9:50AM
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skifree919
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haha if the odds of a fatal accident were 1 in 10, i would have died like 50 times already
Jun 10 2007 11:11AM
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UNREAL
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Wow, what started as a simple call from the recruiters turned into a controversy. Guys, chill out, it is what it is.

yeah, if he did come, you should have walked up to the door wearing a turban, in a too too or something, with flour or baking powder under your nose......

Jun 10 2007 11:25AM
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Microcosm
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I have a great amount of respect for those in the forces, even if I tend to be more of a pacifist, and I disagree with where this war is headed.
Jun 10 2007 11:50AM
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dgcarbs
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u should have just given him the wrong address so you wouldn't have to worry about it
Jun 10 2007 9:41PM
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AKburns
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Yo, seriously, go see him at his office, that way after you let him give his little talk and you tell him that you have zero interest in the navy you can split and he should leave you alone. If he is in your place, your going to have a harder time getting him to leave.
Jun 10 2007 9:49PM
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mtbakerteacher
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Lol. Read my second post. I state clearly that a defensive army is neccessary, a force of soldiers fighting people who they don't know who the enemies are until they hear the clock ticking on the guy, or the 13 year old boy pulls out an AK-47 and guns them down, is an unneccessary liability to American lives.
Jun 11 2007 12:04AM
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mtbakerteacher
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The point of a defensive army, is to... Defend.
Hence the name. So if the defensive army is doing its job, why would we need to retalliate? The point of an offensive army is to fight somebody whos declared war on us. I don't recall Iraq openly declaring war on us, or any of our allies (except maybe Israel).

And a lot of soldiers are innocent. Like my brother. Haha he's just retarded and decided to join the marines, after 19 years of video games and anime.
He's just lucky he's smart and scored well on the military test thing they take, and got a military computer desk job away from the front line.

The soldiers are basically sitting ducks over there so long as the insurgents remain hidden, and just sneak attack the soldiers. I read an article recently stating that soldiers used to bring candy to give to the children, but now they are training young boys and arming them, so its now dangerous to even feed them. This isn't a traditional war, and doesn't deserve a traditional army to fight it. If you want soldiers over there maintaining order, protect them better somehow at least!
Jun 11 2007 12:10AM
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skifree919
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o word.. i probably should have read the rest of the thread aha.
Jun 11 2007 12:16AM
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mtbakerteacher
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=) It's kew.
Haha I'm like the most anti-war person posting in this thread...
And I'm not even a hippy!
Jun 11 2007 12:19AM
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BFFset.
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he's a rapist watch out
Jun 11 2007 1:34AM
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CKpolicy
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ironic
Jun 11 2007 1:43AM
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derbski
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I very rarely will say anything disagreeing with a person with a pink name, but I figure you probably drive a pickup truck with a huge confeterate flag sticker on the back window, and after reading what you said throughout the thread, and especialy this little number, I must disregard everything you say. yous ignant.

Anyways, since the thread has trailed off a bit from where it started, the guy on the phone sounds like a serious shadeball, definetly give us an update seing as how tommorow, well actually today, is monday
Jun 11 2007 2:13AM
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sniper_6
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says the atomicbomber....
Jun 11 2007 2:37AM
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sn0wbl0w
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lmao
Jun 11 2007 2:44AM
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4FrntQC
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Piss on his shoes...
Jun 11 2007 9:36AM
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Shpadoinkle
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right about the pick-up...very wrong about the flag. let's see...i have a lost surfboards sticker, a winchester sticker, and a fox racing sticker.
i'm ignorant for sayin that guns are good? and saying pretty much nothing?

i have a shotgun in my truck. i have a 38 in my room. i am goin to protect myself and if you're lucky you too, while you are hiding in the closet.
Jun 11 2007 9:54AM
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