Most trouble you've ever been in

that story seemed well worded and easy to read, one of the better ones tonight, but everything on here right now(NSG) is either depressing or badnews.







IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition

i got in trouble for threatening some girls, even tho i was joking, it wasnt that bad tho
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

why is everybody so down lately?



motoXer198: chicks love to do neal

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black

Oh I didn't intend for this to be a saddening thread... I thought it could be kind of amusing, like one of those things you look back on at laugh... cause I laugh that I got away with it.

its cause its right in the middle of the off season and were hitting the peak of our lows, if that makes sense
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis

Member of the 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl' Club.

Bonnnnnnnnnnnnnggggg

i got expelled the last day of school for a driveby wiht an airsoft gun. that sucked. but then i got back in, and now i have to do 100+ hours of community service at this gay hospital.

COC sesh E

Back in May a me and a bunch of friends went paintballing and we just so happened to go in teton national park. well anyways, some tourists saw us and were scared and reported people wearing masks and shooting guns. well as we were heading back to this kids house, two park rangers pull up and open their doors and pull out their M-16s and tell us to freeze and drop our weapons. It was scary shit. We ended up not getting in much trouble but it was real scary having two automatic weapons pointed at us.



'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd

The biggest trouble I've been in was being busted for coke at school... and it's still being dealt with but needless to say next year I'm going to a new school.

The scariest time was the summer after the 7th grade, I had stolen a nice big graduated cylinder from my science class in the end of the year and made a nice homemade bond out of it, one night I was coming home from somewheres and I walk inside and my mom is in the next room and I head to go to my room and she is like 'Lauren will you please come here' and I said 'hold on a minutes' and she goes 'Now.' and so I go in and sit down like she is going to tell me to clean my room or something and she pulls the bong from beside her chair and put's it on the coffee table and says 'WHAT IS THIS?' and I totally go blank and she starts screaming and just them my older sister pulled in the driveway. So my mom is screaming at me and I for sure dead as fucking meat and Sarah, my sister, walks in and she sees my mom sketching out on me and my mom looks at her and Sarah looked at me and saw the bong and she goes 'What the fuck is this in here for? This is mine.' and my mom says 'Why was it in your sister's closet?' and Sarah looks at me and I look at her and neither of us know what to say and my sister is like 'I was hiding it from you and dad in there!' which was a good call even though she never had a reason to hide anything. So totally covered for me and even though my mom knew it was bull there was nothing she could do.

well this one is funny, and I will make it short. In 10th grade I got kicked out of school for hitting a kid over the head with a dictionary. He took my seat in the library and then stabbed me wiht a pen when I tried to move him. Soo, I preceeded to grab the GIANT dictionary that laid open on the stand in the middle of the library. I dropped that janks on his head. It echoed in the library, otherwise I wouldnt have got in trouble.
by the way, I am nice now :D

'Yeah, I'll get that cleaned up lickity-split. Speaking of lickity-split what do you say you and I meet up later, see what's going on? Just kidding. But seriously, I'm new in town, kinda lonely, looking for my parents..

That kind of reminds me of my first day of Jr. High- the first class, of the first day, at a new school: we were all like going around saying names and hobbies and stuff and all of the sudden this kid flips out and he charges at this chick and starts punching her in the face and knocking her with his backpack. He proceeded to grab the huge box fan and SMASH IT OVER HER HEAD REPEATEDLY. I never saw that kid again... but man was it weird, and throughout all of junior high the teacher kept the fan, it had broken but he duct taped it all together.

ThisAngelicRage, you are so lucky to have such a chill sister




'Hey I first smoked when i was 10 and look at me now! Wait...I am trying to make an intelligent point...ahh nevermind fuck it let's go bowling'
-ThisAngelicRage

one night i was jsut driving around with some kid and then we stopped at a gas station, for which i thought was food. so i go in and buy a pack of gum, and while i was buying it, the other kid ran into the back room and robbed the place $700, which i had no idea he was going to do. so then the next day the cops found out it was that kid and they got a statement from him. in it, it said that I ran into the gas station while he sat in the car and robbed the place, which was complete bullshit, considering i had no idea that he was going to do it in the first place. so then the cops came to my house in front of my WHOLE family (grandma included) and put me in handcuffs and took me to the police station (real scary). then they interogated me for about 2 hours in one of those little rooms and shit then wrote up a statement, which included the truth, what actually happened. this got sent to the DA and he didn't approve of my statement, so a week later the cops came to my house again and took me away, then interrogated me AGAIN. i told him the exact truth, as i told him the first time and he tried to screw with my mind and shit, thinking that i was lying so he was trying to make me crack but i was telling the fucking truth. so then i had to go to court and shit and speak and everything, which was so scary, and finally they believed me and the other kid is getting charged with robbery, lying to a police officer, and contributing to the delinquency of a child (for blaming it on me). he was 18 at the time and went to my school, and i got legal protection from him, so he was sent to a different school for a month, then got put in prison for a long time, and he can't come near me ever again. it was a scary and depresssing 3 months that the whole thing happened in, but now things are OK. my parents didn't even believe me at first, they thought i did it, which really changed things a lot after i was proven innocent, things are kind of strange between us now.... and that's my story sorry if it was long i really hadn't thought about it in a while, i had to re-get it off my chest... but things are ok now...
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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!

well one time in elemntary school my friend and i were eating lunch and he bumped my milk off the table. One of the lunch ladies came and helped us clean it up. Then another lunch lady (a really really mean one) asked whos milk it was and i said it was mine and she took me to detention right there. Becaue my friend spilled my milk. It was horseshit.

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police busted my party, thats it


The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

Hey I am in Candide's signature! Boo yah!

i once stayed up until 8:05 and my bed time is 8:00 i thought my parents were gonna call the cops. they just beat me instead.

Fuck the g-rides, i want the machines that are making em.

Kodak Courage gets you injured.

^^ not funny.

I once threw a penny in science class, underhand, a sloooow throw that bounced past the teacher and he was like.

'anyone have any information on who threw this, if i don't find out who threw it, you're all staying after school'
so to not get the rest of the class mad at me I put up my hand and he was like 'you know who did it?' and I was like, 'yeah, me'.

then he sent me to office and I was like 'can't i just sit in the hall, i like it more in there' and he was like 'no, get to the office now!' so I went there and he threatened to kick me out of science for the rest of the year and I had to set up the grade 9's fish dissection stuff and write a long apalogy.

FOr throwing a fuckin penny.
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'ok.. put deodorant on your penis.. then jerk off... then smell your hand,it smells like that'
- Rich (Korawarm)

my friends and i were talking about sex and shit in class once and this chick ran down to the office, got the councillor and told him she was being sexually abused by us. she tried sueing us for sexual harrasement, but it didnt go through. dumb bitch
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anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

Everytime someone agrees with me, I feel I must be wrong

last night me and my friends were going to get some drugs in the ghetto of a town near mine, and on the way there were got passed by like 6 or 7 cops, and the house we were going to got raided like 1 min before we got there..ive never been so high on life ever.. i laughed for like 20 min straight.

one time back in like 9th grade i think. me and my buddys were riding our bikes from one friends house to another. on the way there somebody decided to be funny and kicked over a garbage pail as the homeowner was walking down his driveway. the guy got in his car and chased us, he was doin like 80 on a 30mph street, the guy was a nut. so he went flyin in front of us and the sideview mirror caught my elbow and i fuckin flew off my bike. the guy stopped and got out of his car. my gay friends ditched me and i was layin there in the middle of the road bleeding with this crazy ass motherfucker comin right at me. i was like ok i didnt do anything ill just talk to the guy. so im like look man it wasnt me ok i dont know who it was but it wasnt me. and he was like give me a name punk! and i told him i couldnt, id rat out my friends and i cant do that(even though they fuckin left me) then the guy came at me and said he was gonna break my neck, so i gave him a name. i went home and told my pops what happenned so we can go talk to the guy so he wouldnt go to my friends. so we went down there and the guy was like the nicest person ive ever met. he was all polite and forgiving when two seconds ago he hit me with his car and threatened to break my neck. it was so fucked up. i think he was being nice so i wouldnt sue his ass for hitting me his fuckin car, i shouldve. and this is all over a stupid fucking garbage pail. people in New York are so uptight and stressed out.
-paul


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-Tom Green

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-Member of the OTC-

i got a handjob on the school ski trip in 7th grade by two girls. it was totally their idea, i just went along for the ride. well, they didnt get in much trouble at all, but everyone with athourity at school plus my parents were so pissed at me. they threatened to expell me, but since i didnt techinically break any rules (they tired sexual harassment) they couldnt do anything. i got off so lucky


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^ from two girls? thats kickass. How did they find out it happened?

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god damn that brings me down so much thinking of what happened, i don't know how to explain it, just wish i could forget it forever. (see my story)
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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!

i can only imagine how you feel bro, if my parents didn't believe me in a case like that i'd be so fuckin hurt




'Hey I first smoked when i was 10 and look at me now! Wait...I am trying to make an intelligent point...ahh nevermind fuck it let's go bowling'
-ThisAngelicRage

yeah, it was febuary and it just snowed like 2 feet, so me and a bunch of people stuffed our pockets with snow and in the middle of tech we had a huge snowball fight. anyways I guess it got inside a few of the computers and we got in a lot of shit. out of school for a few days and iss for like a week. and we had to pay for it, but I got out of the somehow
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most trouble i have ever been in, legally, DUI, while my ex gave me a bj when i was driving,and blew a stop sign in front of the cops.
Socially-i never really got into that much trouble that, with the exception of beating the shit like outa some1 who was supposedly 'really cool'.
Life-almost freezing to death in the middle of the ocean, almost died of hypothermia in 15 more minutes.


help me find my bike, and beat the shit out of those theives

This summer at high north ski camp, everyone under 19 had a 1030 cerfew and im 18 so i thought it was kinda bullshit that in my own country i am legally an adult and now i have a bed time.... so it was 4th of july and me and my roommates got an extended curfew cause we had the day off and i went back to check in, but i was chilling with soo many cool people at the bar, like matt harvey lol... so i snuck out and well.. i guess dave and derek went to like every bar and club looking for us, and he found us and i got in a lot of trouble.. the funny part is shane didnt give a fucccck.... and gave me an award basically for tearing shit up on the mountain and for going out. so i guess i didnt really get in that much trouble, but at the time i thought i was ganna get sent home.




'..I am like what the f--k are you talking about. I am a skier..' -eric pollard

i was with my girl in an elementary school parking lot at like 2 in the morning. A cop happened to roll through and caught us fucking and called our parents.

woah so what kind of trouble do you get in for that..I just think it'd be embarassing
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-Dave O'Neill
Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York

All I gotta say is unless you are Tom Cruise, dont represent yourself in court and try to 'put the system on trial.' The judge wont buy it. I just got slapped with $1100 in fines on Thursday.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

My Gay Photosite

^haha I've never really gotten in big trouble. My parents found my whole stash and all my pieces in one night, but it was ok, they were cool. My friends and I were chased by like 12 K9 Units through the woods, but I hid under a woodshed and then I hit the road and pretended to be jogger until somebody picked me up. A good story though.... We had just gotten a big snow storm so I went went skiing, my friends who don't ski carried out the plan, which was this. I go to a Catholic School (which really blows cuz' I've never even been to church) and we have this one religion teacher we all hate. Well anyway they went to this teachers house at nigh and paintballed/egged the shit outta of it. How they got caught....well there were 10 kids in two gettaway cars, one of the drivers of the cars freakd out and drove away and left a bunch of kids stranded....asshole.





'I wouldn't have showered this morning if I hadn't thrown up in my sleep.'

pc'ed...protective custody for being a drunken baffoon in highschool. thats what happens when you run from the police during a house party and your drunk ass falls down. didn't go down alone though. we filled a paddy wagon and two cruisers. talk about having one pissed off athletic director when three of his spring sports captains get busted.

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