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iggyskier
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Here is the situation.  I am moivng out of one house and into another.  Some douchebag kids are moving into our old house.  We had about 5 couches in the house, which they said they might want.  They were planning on letting us know today.

Got back today, and everything is in a pile on the street INCLUDING stuff of mine that had yet to be moved to our old house. 

I wanna get back at these guys somehow in the next day before we really need to be gone.  Any ideas?  They must not damage the house (and sadly....probably not their stuff...maybe), but need to make things as difficult as possible for these kids.  We are already going to sabotage the washer and dryer in the basement.  We were just leaving them as it is almost impossible to get a new washer and dryer up/down the stairs to the basement, so that is something, but these kids deserve more.

Come on NS.  I know you guys will come up with some good, reasonable shit.
Jun 1 2007 7:17PM
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Aclique_Clothing
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this isnt to bad but when you leave take out every single light bulb in your house so when they move in they will have no lights and will have to buy a shitload of bulbs to install
Jun 3 2007 1:56PM
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Skipig25
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get like 4 bottles of shaving GEL. put them in your freezer overnight. then the next day, take a can opener, and open up the bottom of the container. Take the little cylender shaped shaving gel grenades, and put all 4 of them in a closet, dryer, or some other inclosed space.

they thaw out, and expand like mad. so when they open the closet, it's filled to the ceiling with shaving gel.

it will also mask the smell of the salmon under the fridge until it's nice and ripe
Jun 3 2007 2:00PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
and you should actually do ALL of the things listed

I mean, they put shit on your fucking SKI PRESS
Jun 3 2007 2:05PM
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cobra_commander
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you live in Tacoma iggy, you don't need to do shit.
Jun 3 2007 2:52PM
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Darc686
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my roommate's rats just had like....10 babies and were trying to get rid of em.  u want a few?
Jun 3 2007 4:22PM
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jibmaster_josh
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and pull down the beads.

"ARE YOU HAPPY DOOR KICKER???"
Jun 3 2007 4:25PM
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Luc.
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hmmm...i would like to elaborate on the washer/drier idea...PULL A KRAMER!! put a bag of cement in each...mix well... and let it set. 1...they wont ever use the washer dryer...and 2.they most likley will never get it out of the house due to it weighing well over 300lbs. each...im telling you this will be major pwnage.

and also...the fish under the fridge idea is good. but a better version of it would take of the vent cover, and stuff a fish into the duct work/behind(inbetween) a wall...that way,..the smell will transfer throughout the house...
Jun 3 2007 5:32PM
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moonofendor
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piss in their gas tank. the piss wont burn so the only way to fix it is to drain the engine. release termites a week after they move in. the day you leave get a skunk and put it somewhere in the house.
Jun 3 2007 5:41PM
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Jake...
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get fish heads and put them in every room
Jun 3 2007 5:47PM
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josh.
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use porno as wall paper and use contact cement so they well have fun getting it off
um what else cement in the washers well work well
Jun 3 2007 5:48PM
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t_rob
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i don't think anyone said this one yet but it is gold. get wirecutters. Turn off the power in your old house. go to all outlets unscrew them cut the wire and screw it back on, do the same with light switches.
Jun 3 2007 6:01PM
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t_rob
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that one is brilliant. also turn the hot water off.
Jun 3 2007 6:11PM
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richards
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take big shits on random shit
like on the tv...
fridge
and put meat and fish all over the place where they wont find it
Jun 10 2007 6:45PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
put shit in the ground so they stub there toes alot, put shitty sticker that when there pulled up leave a mess, leave water on the hardwood floors, piss somewhere gross, shit somewhere gross, spill milk somewhere gross,fill up alot of your urine and spill it places. break glass everywhere
Jun 10 2007 6:53PM
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ColbyV
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like that one and...

order like 1000 boxes and stickers from the postal service and have them sent to their house
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/302266/
Jun 10 2007 7:36PM
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GnarBurger
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buy a big ass salmon from the store and hide it in a floor or a wall.

disconnect the electrical lines to the wall plugs.

change the wires on the fans so the turn the wrong way


its pretty easy

Jun 10 2007 7:42PM
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Nicholas.
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spread pubic lice all over the toilet seat.
Jun 10 2007 7:43PM
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marsland
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put fish in the curtain rods?  they wont find it
Jun 10 2007 7:51PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
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honestly this one is dick but it will be so fitting cus they seem like dicks.

goto your local fish store, buy as much as you can afford. Put it in every nook/cranny you can find. and I am not talking under a chair or some shit.

I am talking like ducttape pieces to the undersides of rarely use cupboards. Just think of the most hard to get to places and put chunks in them.

It will fuck with them for the next few months and they can't prove shit because it rots away and turns to dust in about 3 months time. And if you hide it well enough your set.

Just don't use any pieces that have bone cus bone leaves evidence.
Jun 10 2007 8:05PM
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fizzlefry
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get everyone on ns to email them like 3 times or get their number and post it on here
Jun 10 2007 8:10PM
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ColbyV
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yeah don't just do one fish do alot
Jun 10 2007 8:10PM
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skierbabe420
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awww for real!!! that shit reaks soooo bad. its really disgusting. i doubt any of them will know what it is.

Jun 10 2007 8:17PM
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45.
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ive always wondered what would happen if you epoxied all the windows shut and shoved roadkill down the air vents....... that way they have no way of cooling down in the summer
Jun 10 2007 8:18PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
fish is the popular idea but its kinda stupid there probably gonna have dirty cunt in there house anyways sooo its inevitable
Jun 10 2007 8:28PM
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squibble
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go to the fuse box, move all the labels and turn random things off like the stove/fridge.
Jun 10 2007 8:37PM
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Silence
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hopefully your ski press is all good.

change the thermostat on the hot water heater so it dont make hot water - then put a sign next to it saying 'Do not touch - will void warranty" so they wont know how to get it going again and will look like dicks when they have to call someone in.

Try to get their mail redirected (could be hard without ID etc)

buy some mice and let them loose in the house so they stay around for a while

put in noise complaints about them - constantly

Watch Home Alone - and do all those things as well
Jun 10 2007 8:40PM
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JPOB
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hahahhahahahahha,, winner
Jun 10 2007 8:43PM
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philipc
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food coloring in the washing machine = horrible stains
Jun 10 2007 8:49PM
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EH_DUBS
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the cement in the washing machine is a good idea
Jun 10 2007 9:08PM
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Piste.Off
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prank phone calls bwahahahahahahahahaha evil
Jun 10 2007 9:12PM
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timmi
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sneak into there house and put a horses head in there bed.
hide fish in the house
take a wrench to one of the water pipes
screw all remaining furnature into the ground.

Jun 10 2007 9:20PM
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whattheshit
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put dead things in the vents if you have central air,
Jun 12 2007 1:46AM
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Reptar
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loosen everything. before they know it the house will be fallin apart.
Jun 12 2007 2:27AM
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BFFset.
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pour powdered milk all over their lawn. then when they try ti wash it off with a hose it will just turn into milk and seep into the lawn. it wil eventually curdle and smell terrbile for a month or two, depending on how much you use... i know a kid that did this to another kid that he absolutely hated... and it worked almost too well
Jun 12 2007 2:35AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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Get your hands on some polyfiller like selley's no gaps, airtight seal the entire house, and fart.
Jun 12 2007 2:59AM
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BFFset.
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yeah, or airtight seal it and do the shitload of fish. and put their phone number on NS.
Jun 12 2007 3:16AM
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0123456789
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if theyre taking ur couhch make a video of u doing amd nasty shit to all of the stuff ur leaving for them and make sure they watch it and theyll be pissed
Jun 12 2007 10:40AM
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skierbabe420
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golden.

Jun 13 2007 7:53PM
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iggyskier
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forgot to update this.  Couldn't do anything too bad.

1) Took the spinner out of the washer, so the water will just sit there, and turned the dryer to lower heat and broken off every button.  It is a bitch to get the washer and dryer up and down to the basement, just a fucking bitch.  They can use the ones I left if they are fine with their clothes just sitting in the washer not spinning and taking (I would guess) 8-10 90 minutes cycles to dry (at high heat, it still took 2-3 cycles to dry all my clothing...that dryer sucked).

2) One of my cats is retarded and doesn't understand that pooping next to the litter box is not in the litter box.  We collected all of his shit, plus the contents of the litter box, and threw them in the ceiling above the basement room.

3) They had stupidly left a bunch of liquor in the garage (on the ski press).  How dumb can you be?  We took a bunch and then 2 roommates and myself preceded to fill to bottles back up to their original amount, except we did so with our own piss.  And I bet those cocksuckers won't even know it.

So yeah, nothing great.  It had to happen quickly, so we did what we could.

And about introducing mice, that house was dirty as fuck and they already lived in the walls.  Every once in awhile our cats would kill one.  without the two cats around, those fuckers are gonna take over anyway.

O, and I still have the key to the house, so I can go back and fuck with them more.
Jun 13 2007 8:00PM
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Alpineslide
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when we moved into my house the previous owner left 5 weeks of garbage in the garage.
Jun 13 2007 8:02PM
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steevner
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post their phone number asap
Jun 13 2007 8:12PM
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