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The Amazing Claim Thread

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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
who can make the best claim?
May 28 2007 9:11PM
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spen-cer
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 652
im steezier than russ buss

May 29 2007 8:34PM
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lushlaxstr
Posts: 3063 - Karma: 41
LIES!!!
May 29 2007 8:38PM
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mtbakerteacher
Posts: 4185 - Karma: 20
dude. we didnt want her to get banned like the 2nd day she got her account, as kickass as bakerskeetinmyfacewetpussynipples is, we have to think with a more rational edge.
on another note, she will always unofficially be bakerskeetinmyfacewetpussynipples
May 29 2007 10:32PM
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R.Fahey
Posts: 8602 - Karma: 539
hahahahahahah. Man, i'm so glad someone mentioned Chazz Wallnish like second post. That kid even claims in his sleep.... and i'm not even joking.
May 29 2007 10:36PM
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bombin_baker*
Posts: 202 - Karma: 12
well i was going to, but the mods wouldnt let me
May 29 2007 10:37PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

dont quote me fucker

May 29 2007 10:39PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
no but really he did
May 29 2007 10:39PM
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invader7
Posts: 5756 - Karma: 49
thats shitty that was such a good name
May 29 2007 10:40PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494

like seriously

May 29 2007 10:40PM
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Tom.
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 12
i suppose.

whenever i need to quote or mention her i will refer to her as bakerskeetinmyfacewetpussynipples.
May 29 2007 10:41PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
I spent all night on NS, and post whored my way to 21,000 posts
May 29 2007 10:43PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674

BUMP CLAIM

Jun 29 2008 12:43PM
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*Nickdel*
Posts: 2258 - Karma: 868
i am Chuck Norris
Jun 29 2008 1:00PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
Posts: 832 - Karma: 171
i put on my robe and wizard hat
Jun 29 2008 6:12PM
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
i banged dylan's mom like a hammer.
Jun 29 2008 11:26PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
i babysat Zeus when he was a kid
Jun 30 2008 10:16AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
i smacked someone in the forhead right after they had a v8
Jul 9 2008 11:51PM
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HPskier
Posts: 1072 - Karma: 30
i roundhouse kicked chuck noriss in the face
Jul 9 2008 11:54PM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
i do quintuple cork 2610s on to single barrel 800 ft rails, but thats easy shit
Jul 9 2008 11:54PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i found out how to get to chad's from the bottom of alta AND i told a cool story after i changed my name to Hansel
Jul 9 2008 11:56PM
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landonn
Posts: 2913 - Karma: 385
i am chuck norris.
Jul 10 2008 1:39AM
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fezz
Posts: 542 - Karma: 28
i peed in her butt
Jul 10 2008 3:14PM
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908
Posts: 716 - Karma: 11
all snow is actually my jizz
Jul 10 2008 4:07PM
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Sufferboy
Posts: 4241 - Karma: 122
i own a rofl copter and crushed ur fail boat
Jul 10 2008 4:09PM
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908
Posts: 716 - Karma: 11
i am the searchbar
Jul 10 2008 4:11PM
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Dr.Scholl
Posts: 1139 - Karma: 47
im having sex with red head twins while posting on ns
Jul 10 2008 4:22PM
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Celone
Posts: 1998 - Karma: 114
im father time, bitch
Jul 10 2008 6:42PM
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skiizy
Posts: 2137 - Karma: 16
i have two
1. i beat up a black man
2. i beat up a white man and got away with it
Jul 10 2008 7:14PM
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