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Sort of funny M-CAS story
today we had to take an m-cas pilot test. i didnt read the test and just drew all over it. i put on some really funny stuff (apparently not so funny to others...). one of the teachers for some reason looked into my test after i handed it in (there not supposed to) ad gave it to my guadance councelor, assistant principal and principal.... they just called my parents and they are pissed off!!
here is some of the stuff i put in:
-a picture of bill clinton getting head from monica lawinsky (sp?). this was labeled "US HISTORY"
-a burning joint that said smoke weed everyday and under it said "LEGALIZE IT"
-a full page drawing of a person flipping off the reader wearing an "MCAS SUCK" tshirt
-a page of penis's
-a graph showing that every hour i spent on this test wasted an hour of my life.
-"do you wanna hear a joke?....... womens rights.... HAHAHAH"
-a few other things that i forget.
when my paretns get home there gonna flip.
I Ski Attitash And Cranmore
hahahahah thats hilarious dude. I fucking hate MCAS
Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.
Valhall Awaits Me When Im Dead
Lol. I drew an entire jib park on a science test, and still passed. Also i love writing with erasers on lab tables. I wrote some pretty profane shit today, like 4 full tables (people were away)
and thats why i dont like mayonaise
hahaha i remember takin mcas in highschool sophomore year and we did the pilot for the science section and i drew a huge vert ramp and a skateboarding doing a huge backside method. His hand stuck way out kind of 3-D, giving the finger. About the ramp I had a plane pulling a banner that said Fuck M-CAS. I didnt get in trouble though
jib on the cows...make em go moo
i dont smoke but the kids who do are really good
i got my priorities straight. Skiing, then food or something, THEN bitches.
Supporting Skiierman's NS Take Over of Top Post Count Dawg
haha one time we were doing acritical lens in english and i scribled off the letters on the test heading so it sadi like "ass shit face" or somthing liekthat and the teache r madde me redo it
what u starin at ? im not a mirra!!!!!
haha i took m-cas yesterday and drew my icon (iski) in the open respons place for math
and a bunch of fuck mcas type things
play video games, fuck hoes, and eat fruit snacks.
I LOVE PICKLES!
when im old and rich im gunna put a microwave, refridgerator and a huge tv infornt of my toilet and eat hot pockets all day and never move my feet again.
haha i had the pilot mcas for history today too
it was so easy
my friend drew a giant heart in every open response thing and passed it in after like 3 minutes. it was hilarious
yeah i had necaps the other day and wrote about shark attacks the whole time.
You're kidding me right? Who the hell would sponsor a 5 year old who can ski down a groomer?
- (e)heath...he even hates on 5 year old girls
dont lick a toad. cause then ur licking every toad that toads been with-marsland10
we have that history pilot test tomorrow. gets me out of 2 classes so im prettty pumped. and we have a half day on top of that
o ya and today i took a "regents history field test essay" and our teacher told us we ahd as much time as we wanted( up to 80minutes) so i wasnt writing anything adn he then informed us we had at most 40 minutes so as hes colltesting it i wrote AMERICA RULSE!!! and drew a big flag for my conclusion
what u starin at ? im not a mirra!!!!!
i took part of it seriously, after the teacher flipped out halfway through cause he looked at someones test and they wrote the lyrics to Dont stop believing, but i guess the teacher realized that he couldnt do anything, cause nothing happened
oh man i just remembered another thing i put on.
i had a story about how i got kicked out of my house (which is not true at all) and i slowly turned it into the intro song to "the fresh prince of belaire"
I Ski Attitash And Cranmore
Yeah, those were jokes.
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I'm not from mass, but I looked it up, and apparently you have to pass the 10th grade MCAS in order to graduate. So how exactly do they not matter?
this was a trial one, the first year anyone took it. they have a few years of it not counting so schools can restructure the curriculum before the MCAS counts. it was that way for bio last year, and this was teh first year of US History MCAS. this years 7th graders( you take it in 11th grade) will be the first who have to pass it to graduate. plus passing is 35% or some rediculous number like that, and its not a hard test
shit i was soo close to writing that out too
what a crazy coincidence!
It kind of bugs me how people joke about these things. Don't get me wrong - I hated many aspects of school, especially meaningless things. But at the same time, standardized tests are used to measure how schools are performing, which ones need money, which teachers are doing well, etc.
Granted this may not be the best idea - but being that things are how they are, the students that just jerk off on the test and turn it on are just fucking over the school/district/teachers. When I was in HS our some of the teachers showed us examples of the pictures/song lyrics/etc that people turned in and practically begged us (the honors students) to do well on them.
Yeah I really should proofread what I post, especially for a subject like this. NS needs an edit feature...oh well.
hmmm the fact that id rather sit through class than take this test really changed my mind on taking it seriously. im in honors history and my teacher begged us to take it seriously, but noone did. i thought i was done last year after i took everything that counted and then an extra one which i took and didmy best on even though it didnt count (bio). then last week i was told i had more mcas, it was the last thing i wanted to hear. and theres people who dont take the stuff that counts towards graduation seriously, i have a friend who wrote his english essay (talk about a book) on the dictionary because its the only thing we could use on it.
day two of mcas
i related the civil war to 'dont stop believin' thanks to some of your ideas
it was literary genius
i usually do my best job on standardized tests
but hey a couple days ago, my town didn't pass an override for money that we desperately needed for our school. they wouldnt allow seniors to vote on it either, so all these older members of my town didn't pass it because they wont want to give a little bit of money
now we have to pay for clubs, band, sports are way jacked up, we only have one custodian, etc. our teachers have kindof given up because we're on probation for being acredited. which means our town needed money to boost our school so we could get acredited. but nowwww, since we lost our override and have no money we wont be acredited so our diplomas won't even count
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