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God Hates Shrimp

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www.godhatesshrimp.com
May 6 2007 4:04PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I really wish the website wasn't a parody. I really wish they believed eating shrimp would send you to hell.
May 6 2007 4:07PM
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720skiguy
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funny religious nuts always use the word "hate"
May 6 2007 4:07PM
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proZach
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May 6 2007 5:24PM
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Tom.
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i pretty that shrimp have scales, because they are a crustation, and its shell is made up of a bunch of scales.
May 6 2007 5:51PM
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UNREAL
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You, good fellow, have found my home page
May 6 2007 6:32PM
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akerbacker
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what the fuck. l01
May 6 2007 6:40PM
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My cat doesnt like God just because God hates the one thing he likes the most.
May 6 2007 7:46PM
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lushlaxstr
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"pinch the tail, suck the head, burn in hell, www.godhatesshrimp.com"
May 6 2007 8:00PM
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SHRIMP
May 6 2007 8:28PM
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Snubluck
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My cat just likes puking on stuff
May 6 2007 8:47PM
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fucking hell, what is this world coming too? protesting that god hates shrimp.. bahahaha
May 6 2007 9:38PM
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Gavajabra2
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ha
May 6 2007 9:39PM
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SlickRick.
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clever
May 6 2007 9:52PM
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dweezileast
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figure it out
May 7 2007 12:09AM
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Sno.
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i just love the "the name of bubba shall be anathema", just cause we have an NSer named anathema
May 7 2007 12:12AM
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aznpcskier
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the website is poking fun against homophobic christians....THEY REALLY DON'T BELIEVE GOD HATES SHRIMP 
May 7 2007 12:34AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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give your cat an olive. I guarantee he'll get a boner (my cat does, its hilarious). Unless its a girl, then I don't know what will happen.
May 7 2007 1:11AM
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Calvin.
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Ya, cuz that's not fake at all.
May 7 2007 1:27AM
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ride-rider
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i love sea food man, shrip! crab! labster! fish!, clams! mussles! oyster! squid! and snails!!!
May 7 2007 1:30AM
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mtbakerteacher
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shit! then that 50 piece shrimp meal thing i bought from costco just guarenteed that im going to hell!
May 7 2007 1:54AM
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*monsterskier*
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ur not goin to hell juss cuz u eat shrimp/crab/lobster etc etc.
May 7 2007 7:04PM
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TheButterHashira
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yeah the old testment says no shrimp crab or lobster or crawfish ill be living in new orleans so im gonna get me some crawfish
May 7 2007 7:33PM
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mtbakerteacher
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ahahaha
May 7 2007 9:18PM
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artfullydodged
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BWAHAHHHAHAHA look at the banners!!!!
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/banners.php
May 7 2007 9:30PM
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artfullydodged
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yeah well jesus says you're a liar
May 7 2007 9:34PM
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*monsterskier*
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yes. i'm christian n i eat shellfish.
May 7 2007 9:37PM
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Crock360
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Wait, shrimp? I thought God hated fags...
May 8 2007 12:15AM
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mtbakerteacher
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both
May 8 2007 1:44AM
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and New Orleans?
May 8 2007 8:06PM
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lushlaxstr
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hahahahahaha
May 8 2007 8:08PM
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parkchilla
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go god! go!!!!!!
May 9 2007 1:26AM
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