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Why are guys not alloud to drink coolers?

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timmi
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they taste so god damn good!
why not get drunk of something delicious?
May 6 2007 3:03PM
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Pwn.Mode
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haha well said
May 7 2007 8:21PM
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HappyTreez
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drink bitch beer if that floats your boat, just hope you don't mind being on a boat full of fags.
May 7 2007 8:26PM
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artfullydodged
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or pour it in the eyes of anyone who gives you shit
May 7 2007 9:47PM
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timmi
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its awsome how people are ripping me up for this. its a drink. i think they taste good. i also like vodka and gin. i drink beer. im not gay. they just taste good. saturday was my first time drinking them and i wasnt hungover at all.
May 7 2007 10:02PM
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mommy
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you're such a fucking bitch!
May 7 2007 10:05PM
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timmi
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AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
May 7 2007 10:08PM
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another1260poser
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oh yeah, drinking beer is so manly.. you show off your true masculinity when you choke down a drink that tastes horrible just because it looks cool to have a beer can in your hand. fucking people have turned everything into an image game, even alcohol. you drink it for yourself, so that you can loosen up when around people and have a good time and/or just get piss drunk... so why the fuck does it matter how you get drunk?
May 7 2007 10:20PM
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danedegruyter
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lets clear something up here.. Canadian beer = 5% american beer = 2%.. man up and drink beer, its better
May 7 2007 11:32PM
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Sno.
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american beer is not 2%
May 7 2007 11:43PM
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charmander
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dude your a fuckass we got some gin and we were taking shiots of that shit man like 60 sumthin percent alcohal ur jsut a lightweight
May 7 2007 11:49PM
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Sno.
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^to expand on that, i just don't know of any american beer that is as low as 2%. most are like 4-6%, same with canada i do believe. also the labeling is misleading:

this is from wikipedia:

When alcohol content is shown on U.S. beer, it is often labeled by weight. Since alcohol is lighter than water, this can leave the mistaken impression that U.S. beer has much less alcohol, on average, than Canadian beer. A 3.2% beer in the U.S. (by weight) would be equivalent to a 4% beer in Canada (by volume).

and then here's a good site for alcohol content:

http://www.realbeer.com/edu/health/calories.php
May 7 2007 11:49PM
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Sno.
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there's a difference between percent, and proof. percentage is half of whatever the proof says. so 151 is 75.5% alcohol. If you're drinking 60% gin, its 120 proof, and that's some STRONG gin.
May 7 2007 11:51PM
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Sno.
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here, this is helpful:

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May 7 2007 11:55PM
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FUUUCK
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softies tend to drink coolers because they go down your throat without a fight. guys are full of testostorone so we'll use any excuse to turn something into a competition.
May 7 2007 11:59PM
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flyinghighagain
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yah u should get the sand outa ur vagina and man up

coolers are for chicks and maybe last resort situations where u have nothing else to buy and the beer store is closed or is too far away and u can't walk there and thats all u got.

i don't like them cause their way to sweet for me
May 8 2007 1:18AM
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-justice-
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i'm not gonna rag on your personal choices but you had to know that you would get mad shit for posting something like this.

while i'm at it, personally I'm a big fan of Jager.
May 8 2007 4:24AM
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FartBoy05
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my grandma drinks soco and tequila. i didnt even know wine coolers still existed.
May 8 2007 8:47AM
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derbski
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anything that is sweet is nasty if you ask me, if some dude wants to drink them, I dont care, but as far as mikes hard goes, shit takes a ton to even get a buzz, and in general coolers and hard lemonaide and such costs more, and finaly, you better get used to beer, because Ive never heard of a colledge kegger with hard lemonaide inside. This thread reminds me of the scene in beerfest where the americans first get into beerfest and the germans are like you americans and your schmirnof Ices.
May 8 2007 9:41AM
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smuggsVT
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hay seed ahahha
May 8 2007 10:06AM
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smuggsVT
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this kid i know got drunk off of rubbing alcohol
May 8 2007 10:12AM
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Sno.
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claim. it makes you go blind.
May 8 2007 3:30PM
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jibjim
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i just drink bacardi 151, straight. No big deal, I drink it so often, it tastes good.

May 8 2007 5:26PM
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ogou0287
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9% ? in canada you can get beer at 10.1%
May 8 2007 5:42PM
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lushlaxstr
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damn...one more reason to love canada
May 8 2007 8:07PM
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timmi
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oh i know. its funny though.
like i said before. i am no bitch. i have no problem drinking hard shit, i just think this stuff tastes good. its like juice. i wouldnt bring it to a kegger or anything.
and plus, i am a lightweight, but i see it as a good thing. cheaper for me!
May 8 2007 8:13PM
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ridenslider
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some wine coolers have more alcohol in them, then beer does...
May 8 2007 8:18PM
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gnustreetfool
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haha wow that is fucking great
May 8 2007 8:21PM
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highsocietyrider
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you can drink win coolers. but you have to somehow fassion a backpack and drinking hose to do so. also you have to drink at least two boxes to be considered a man.
May 8 2007 8:28PM
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Benson23
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Canadian coolers are 2l 10$ and 8% tastes like fucking juice pretty fun to get drunk off of bitch drink though
May 8 2007 8:35PM
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timmi
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do people realize that im talking about like, stuff that actually has alcohol in it? not like 2% babydink drinks.

May 8 2007 8:36PM
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skiEER
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i hate sweet drinks
May 8 2007 8:38PM
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mohawkskier
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see skiierman  is just what his ns name says and he is so manly that he drinks gas and he is so skiier that he does not have a pennis but a snowgun and that is right.. east coast powdays are from him getting drunk
May 8 2007 8:39PM
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STACKS
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interesting concept
May 8 2007 8:40PM
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skiierman
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So that's why every time I pass out, I wake up in 2ft. of fresh... Thanks G. Plake for enlightening me.
May 9 2007 2:16PM
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LaxDerrick1213
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whatever, just drink what you want, but yeah mikes hard lemonade and wine coolers are bitch drinks
May 9 2007 4:58PM
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derick
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have you tryed the rockstar vodca stuff they have out now..that is a man drink id say and it tastes fucking allsome.personly i like beer more then hard licquar anyway.
May 9 2007 5:08PM
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LaxDerrick1213
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hey look we have the same name.
May 9 2007 5:09PM
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Hctiws_iks
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cause i drink shit like lemonade to get rehydrated not to attempt getting drunk. HAving just one drink is ok, but drinking that shit all night is just gross.
May 9 2007 5:35PM
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Lord_Piot
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i personally like 95% ethyl alchol.... seriously, its good.
May 9 2007 6:01PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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your not a man till you have taken shots of everclear.... 190 proof  95% alcohol by volume
May 9 2007 6:06PM
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freestyler540
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I like coolers

May 9 2007 6:33PM
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chapz
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get drunk off coolers? theyre .5% so have 10 of them and thats equal to one beer. no point and too much money
May 9 2007 6:47PM
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timmi
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dude the ones i drink are like 11 or 12 percent.
May 9 2007 10:37PM
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Steezysmurf
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i heard that if you drink coolers you grow boobs
May 9 2007 10:40PM
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A@ron
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ya man this guy totally gets it.
May 9 2007 10:48PM
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CTD
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the reason its annoying for guys (or girls) to prefer that stuff, or drink them exclusively, is its a pain in the ass if your buying booze. and besides, once your tolerance gets up and it takes more than 4 drinks to get drunk the amount of sugar in those things will kill ya. one or two are fine, ill have one from time to time if thier there (mikes), but to get drunk, i much prefer beer. mixed drinks are ok from time to time too, but im used to beer, and liquor just fucks my world up.
May 9 2007 10:48PM
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fujative711
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Yeah I've never seen a cooler with 0.5 % alc. Mikes and Smirnoff's are like 5%
May 9 2007 11:04PM
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tjski
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it just makes you look like a little bitch.... they are good but ice cold fucking beer is where its at..and i mean ice cold
May 9 2007 11:28PM
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Sno.
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yeah you're retarded, they're higher than beer.
May 10 2007 5:31AM
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shibby
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The only time I've ever puked was after drinking coolers (among other things aswell). Now I keep that shit on lock-down, just like orange crush when I was a kid.
May 10 2007 6:53PM
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