Wakin up

there was a thread about this like 4 days ago, but i woke up in someones house, i dont know whos it was tho
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how the fuck do u funnel vodka? thats fucking crazy if funnel it the same way u funnel beer
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idiots around me take vodka thorugh the eye. fucking stupid. deteriots vision while gettign you tryly fucked.

wierdest place ive ever woken up?
on the city bypass missing one shoe and wearing my jacket back to front with a mate sleeping on a tree branch.
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ive seen people squirt milk out of their eyes, but how do you get liquid in? that would kinda be bad for your vision, yes
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'this is called the vicious blow, when you hit him you gotta strike him with yer mouth!!'--gay football coach

'wow look at the weirdo, he got his dang nab skis on backwards.....and backwards the other way too!! wow i bet that feels funny.'--some hick in Idaho

outside my condo with the key in my hand

Last week I woke up in my friend's garden on a sunbed. He says we were up til 8.00am drinking then set the sunbeds up. I woke up at about 3.00 and I was pretty badly sunburnt. Nasty.

We were at the British Universities Snowsports Championships in Les Deux Alpes, France at Easter. This one dude Kev decided the night before we left for the place that he would try to sneek along. He hadn't paid for the trip and didn't have a passport but he still managed to come along on our bus without getting caught. One night we were in a club and at the end of the night we couldn't find Kev. So we went home got up the next morning and went out riding. That evening Kev comes back into our apartment saying that he'd woken up that morning ina completely random hotel room in a hotel a few blocks away from ours, with no idea how he found the hotel, the room, or managed to get in. The room was totally empty except for a block of cheese in the fridge.

^ that is one crazy story. I woke up at 10 30 this morning.

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its even more funny that there was cheese in the fridge. wtf? lol
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Yeah. Crazy story, crazy guy. The fact that he decided just to come along on the trip as a spur-of-the-moment thing was so awesome. And because he didn't have a passport we had to hide him at the French border, and we so nearly got busted on the way back when the tour rep was counting people on the bus. Some quick thinking from one girl saved the day when she said her name hadn't been called out. I lost my passport on the way out, so me and Kev were so scared on the way back going through the border that we wouldn't be allowed back into the UK, but they never checked passports, so it was sweet. He only snowboarded two half days the week we were out there, but it was a free trip for him so no big deal.

He looks really like Dave England from Jackass - check out this pic:

wonderful wonderful story superb job

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?
npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
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