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parkour is freaking amazing. no cost. no lift tickets. just shoes. and it helps you run from the cops
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Even my falls are progressive.
i think calling it parkour is weird. i just always recognized it as russians jumping off of roofs
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some of the shit in parkour is fucking sick, I wish i could do that...damn
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yeah it's freakin amazing. david belle started it? or am i wrong/drunk
free running is the shit.
shit don't concern you son
yeah it is cool
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i personally think it's just mad dumb, but whatever.
"dude her dress was like cut down the middle and stuff, there was great side-boob action!" -g$
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i like the really good stuff, but watching people try to do that suck is just so lame.
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bitch im the stuntman
ya my friend is trying but he sucks shit because he has no balance
I love how you completely deny Rynos accusation that you were the trogdor alias and now you have a trogdor icon.
it can be cool or it can be totally lame
yo bud don't talk about jesus that way
its the shit. its all about not feeling confined by the literal walls and boundaries society tries to confine us in.
fuck you and your fucking world
hmmm too bad most of you guys have no idea what youre talking about. i'd say about 90% of the stuff you guys have seen is not parkour at all. youre all talking about free running or tricking. which yes is awesome and soo much fun. parkour is simply getting from point a to point b as quickly and efficiently as possible. there flips and all those things that are meaningless are not parkour at all.
"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me
also love having to ask the chubby 14 year old girl with no self esteem how much she weighs.
hey, if you dnt wana tell me youre weight, i cant fit you into a real nice snowboard.-Albino
parkour is french for "the grounds"
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I've been getting into parkour and running, its really fun and you progress very fast. Climbing stuff, hoping over things, dropping and rolling out, its soo incredibly fun, but when you start doing more extreme stuff its dangerious as shit. Miss a ledge and you fall down and break your arm. Roll out of a drop wrong and you sprain your back. Serious shit, but very fun. Because I've been trying I appreciate freerunners and tracers so much more for the shit they do, its fuckin exteme.
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