Things that go vrooom!
and it would just be clips of people fucking on planes, trains, automobiles, boats, tanks, maybe a submarine or two, and the finale would be two people fucking while riding a tiger through the jungle. to clarify, the tiger isnt involved sexually at all, its just included because no porno could ever top that, ever. except maybe one that involved one of those zero-gravity simulation planes and every girl in the playboy mansion.
||....||...........try it, youll like it
i waked into hot topic and bought myself some arm fishnets. I was so psyched to get onto my myspace account to post some pics. Thats the closest ive ever got to hitting an urban rail.
Calling me emo? You're the one with a myspace, bitch. -skiierman
pirates... and another one... lord of the dinks.. or something like that
But anyways thats a bit off topic, i'd rather go home and eat some fancy dish soaps.
-"Whether its got Tits or Tires...your bound to have problems with your ride either way"-macmahoooon
-"I can always tell when my dog, Bart, has swiped the butter of of the kitchen counter. After he shits in
the yard, he drags his butt around on the grass for about a minute. I feel like I should offer him some toilet paper, but he has no thumbs." zylstra
i am a big fan of "hung wankenstein" but i didn't come up with it.
how about "beaten to death by hard cocks"?
i ended up killing my friends cat because i thought it looked at me funny. long story short my friend doesn't even have a cat and i woke up naked in a burger kings bathroom with a turd on my face.