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So a third of my dignity is left at the mall...
So yesterday I went to the mall to get my haircut. which turned out horrible for the record. Then my friend gets the idea LETS PEIRCE YOUR EAR! Ive been meaning to do this for a while now so im like WOO lets go! So we be goin and we get there and of course Ive never done this before but im like eh how bad could it be. My mom signs the papers blah blah blah. and im sittin. The girls like okay where do you want it? I was like up top and shes like okay. Well I got it done and I was like oh that it? Didnt hurnt too much. what DID end up hurting was when my friend took it out and my mom tryed to put one in that didnt fit. So im closing my eyes whispering fuck to myself. Well now Im dreaming and its one of those things where like in videos where they put the camera in the windsheild of a car and speed it up. then theres this highpitched noise that sounded like a computer rebooting and im like woah this is a good sleep. then im like wait....why am I sleeping? Im at the mall arent I? then I wake up on the floor and im like The hell just happened? Finds out as you already figuered out, that I passed out. So now a third of my dignity is left on the floor at the mall
RIP Hot Girl thread
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me- "are you high or just incredibly stupid?"
you- "i dont smoke pot"-lushlaxstr
Toughend your nipples didnt it?- Hannibal Lector
hahaha that really suuucks
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you're not supposed to change your ear piercing right away. i think its like 4 - 6 months, i dunno, thats the time i was told. but i know you shouldnt change it right away.
oh by the way....
wow not only were you gay enough to get your ear pierced but you were femmy enounh to faint.
Raw imma give it to ya, with no trivia
Raw like cocaine straight from bolivia
perhaps the young attractive virgin you were with was really a middle aged homosexual man with a asshole big enough to put a baseball bat into-timmi
boys with earings...what is this world comming too
"Im your girlfriend, you're suppost to think im hot!"
-Aja (aka Eastkiki)
"i think the problem is we only have a couple wagons, theyre both 45years old, rusting, and overflowing with gapers and tourists... now that new empty wagon looks kinda nice roomy"
even as an avid reader and studious, persistently ambitious teacher's assistant-Aja!
thats blood and it dont run no deepaaaa'-Bails!
bunch of queeeers!
love one another
Precisely, and you had it done at the mall.
"Most conservatives are deep thinking, concerned, and considerate people who care for the environment as much as your average hippie, only they don't smell quite as bad."
Just do it, it feels like 3000 times better. it's like the difference between skiing in the east, and skiing in the west, both are fun, but once you ski the west the east just won't be the same- Jklops
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sounds like a fun day at the mall. if i saw some kid laying on the floor of the ear piercing place (and the only place in my mall that does that is Claire's. a little girl store) I would probably laugh real hard.
3rd Swarth WHAT
^hahahaha i think i would fall over crying from laughing so hard if i saw that.
I don't tend to say this often, but.... hahaha fagggggg
"I like George Bush - he is awsome, funny and would be a fucking killer wingman at the bar - BUT - he is in no way qualified to run our nation and has proven it time and time again" - waynewong
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