u guys suck!
your butt is so big....u have more crack then a drug dealer.
Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up a hill to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Support Group for Yo Fat Mama
Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!
Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama is so fat, when you slap her leg, you can ride the waves.
What is a 6.9?
A 69 interupted by a period.
Christmas Cookie Dough
Every year, Grandma and her grandkids, Suzy, Jill, and Billy come stay with her over Christmas. And every Christmas Eve they would make a big bowl of cookie dough so they could make cookies on Christmas Day. And every time, the next morning the cookie dough would be gone. The grandma could never catch them, so this year she put metal bb's in the cookie dough. The next morning, the cookie dough was gone and soon Suzy came running downstairs.
''Grandma, I went to the bathroom to pee and bb's came out.''
'Suzy,' Grandma said. 'I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down.' Then Jill came down and said ''Grandma, I went poo and there were bb's in it.''
'Jill, I know you've been eating cookie dough. Sit down.' About five minutes later little Billy came.
''Grandma something terrible has happened, I was jerking off in the garage and I shot the cat!''
Q. Why was Frosty smiling?
A. He saw the snowblower coming.
Jack and Jill II
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To smoke some marijuana
Jack got high
Pulled down his fly
And Jill said I don't wanna!
Like Midgets In The Night...
What is grosser than gross?
When a midget walks by and says your hair smells nice...
Lose 20 Lbs. Guaranteed!
There guy goes to a weight loss clinic and says he needs to lose 20 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs, where he finds a beautiful naked woman with a sign that says 'If you catch me, you can screw me.' An hour later, he emerges, sated and 20 lbs. lighter.
A month later, he returns and needs to lose 50 lbs. The receptionist sends him upstairs again, but this time there are two girls with the same sign. A day later, he comes out 50 lbs. lighter.
A year later, he returns and needs to lose 100 lbs. He gets sent upstairs again, where he finds a Richard Simmons with a sign that reads 'If I catch you, I screw you.'
You're just like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
Why cant a blonde dial 911? She cant find the 11