ok, so this is what went down last night... and before i start... holy fuck i'm still hung over... so it started with me drinking JD then fireball then i found some black russian on the ground and.. yah good night... the funniest thing that happened was one of the employees was high on mushrooms and stripped down and we called him the matt sasquatch.. it was pretty funny, i never did get some shrooms, but i still had a drunk ass time. there was a good hockey game, the west won. umm we built little kickers like everywhere it was possible, jumped off the balcony with my ski's on... and while i was super drunk and everyone was going to bed i decided it'd be awsome to do a boot pack all the way up, but only made it to like tower 6 because it was getting soo hard to walk up it was like take 2 steps fall back 12... so i skied down and started to walk around naked, cause it was super warm and i felt like cooling off, then passed out in our engine room at bottom chair... but it was funny the sleeping bag i used had a big ass hole in the bottom, so it was like i was sleeping in a tube it was soo cold. one of the funniest things tho was that when i woke up everyone had started work and they were like hey wheres martin, and i yelled "hey i'm up here i think i'm still drunk" and it was in the slurred-ist tone ever, but all in all it was a pretty rad night.. oh not to mention i was smoking weed out of a ninja turtle.. BAM!
But anyways thats a bit off topic, i'd rather go home and eat some fancy dish soaps.
-"Whether its got Tits or Tires...your bound to have problems with your ride either way"-macmahoooon
-"I can always tell when my dog, Bart, has swiped the butter of of the kitchen counter. After he shits in
the yard, he drags his butt around on the grass for about a minute. I feel like I should offer him some toilet paper, but he has no thumbs." zylstra