well i got my skateboard finally, and i ordered a blank black bottom deck so i could write/paint something on it. here's where you come in. i have a few things in mind i could write, but i'm looking to see if there's something funny someone else could come up with. actually doesn't even need to be funny, just something i could put on the bottom of the deck.
and yea normally it would get scraped off really quickly, but i suck so i won't be doing an excessive amount of board slides or anything.