went on this morning and:
"Introducing LivePoke™! 11:27am
Facebook will dispatch a real live person today to poke a friend of your choice.*
*offer good for only the first 100 pokers in each network."
"Two of your oxen drowned when you tried to ford the river. 8:15am"
"Harry and Voldemort have set their relationship status to "Mortal Enemies." 7:09am"
"Bracket Buster: Ohio State and Florida have mutually agreed on a tie and will not play the championship game. 9:01am"
wtf is all this shit