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ski8990
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they are so funny! my friend is fat (tittlywinks36). it is so fun to pick on him. lol. he is so cool about it too. i like people who can accept that they are fat



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Jul 5 2003 9:03PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
sam caylor is fat. he loves pie. sam likes lots of pie. mmm pie. apple pie. brown stuf pie. birthday cake. fat people like cake too.

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Jul 5 2003 9:06PM
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caylorswift
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i dont like pie, and i hate cake. i like bland food, like mcdonalds, bbq ribs, tacos, that stuff.


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Jul 5 2003 9:07PM
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ski8990
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how fat are you? 300lbs 200?



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Jul 5 2003 9:08PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
im 6 foot 1 inch , 210 pounds


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Jul 5 2003 9:09PM
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NomenClature
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i have no problem with people who are fat, know there fat and at least TRY to lose wight unless they dont really need to but still have a semi active lifestyle, but stupid gross so-fat-the-cant see-their-cock people disgust me cause they waste resources and are stupid americans.
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Jul 5 2003 9:10PM
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cj
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sory sam, by definition all fat people like cake and pie...

fat

The ester of glycerol and one, two, or three fatty acids.
Any of various soft, solid, or semisolid organic compounds constituting the esters of glycerol and fatty acids and their associated organic groups.
A mixture of such compounds occurring widely in organic tissue, especially in the adipose tissue of animals and in the seeds, nuts, and fruits of plants.
Animal tissue containing such substances.
A solidified animal or vegetable oil.
Obesity; corpulence.
The best or richest part: living off the fat of the land.
Unnecessary excess: “would drain the appropriation's fat without cutting into education's muscle” (New York Times).
People who like to eat pie or cake alot

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Jul 5 2003 9:10PM
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caylorswift
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if by the definiton of fat people liking to eat pie and cake then im not fat, cuz i dont like cake and pie


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Jul 5 2003 9:11PM
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DSpin_9
Posts: 664 - Karma: 11
The funniest people i know are fat, there doesnt seem to be any exceptions, all fat people are funny.. I'm not saying they are fun to pick on and thats what's funny about them
Jul 5 2003 9:12PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
some people are incredibly fat and gross but have huge dicks so they can still see them



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Jul 5 2003 9:12PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
sory sam. you like cake. theres no doubting it...in the words of 50 cent 'i love you like a fat kid loves cake'

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Jul 5 2003 9:15PM
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caylorswift
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chris, i dont like cake, i like bland food. the only sweet food i like is whipped cream


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Jul 5 2003 9:19PM
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ski8990
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i dont believe the man likes cake.



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Jul 5 2003 9:21PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
just admit it sam, ud buy a bakeries worth of cakes and pies if u had the money
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Jul 5 2003 9:22PM
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Sheltron3030
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sam...do you care if ppl pick on you cuz ur fat..i mean...phatt?
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Jul 5 2003 9:26PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
Sam 'cake tits' Caylor

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Jul 5 2003 9:27PM
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linejibber550
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its ok to admidt it sam, u cant hide it, fat people like cake and pie, your fat therefor u like cake and pie. and i wouldn't call bbq ribs and mcdonalds bland



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Jul 5 2003 9:28PM
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caylorswift
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when i say bland i mean not sweet, i cant stand sweet food, i dont give a shit if people call me fat, whoa, you someone called me fat, they must be a fuckin genius, i cant see for myself that im overwieght, they just have to point it out to me. wow.

and cake makes my puke


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Jul 5 2003 9:29PM
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caylorswift
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oh, and that wasnt geared toward anyone here, just that people somtimes do that. i dont hate chris for pickin on me, chris is a good guy


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Jul 5 2003 9:31PM
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DSpin_9
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i like cake and pie and im not fat, i dont see why your denying the fact that you dont like cake and pie, i dont know anyone who doesnt like either.. so i think your just tyring to deny the fact that your fat by saying you dont like it.. but you do which you think makes you fat.. so teherfore i get the impression that your fat and your a lyer
Jul 5 2003 9:32PM
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linejibber550
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u don't have to get all pissy u might pull a muscle with all that angry typing, now calm down and go eat the pie and cake u love so much



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Jul 5 2003 9:32PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
im just giving sam a hard time...i feel bad, mabe ill send him a 'Im sory i made fun of you on newschoolers.com because you are fat' cake.

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Jul 5 2003 9:35PM
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caylorswift
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how am i denying that im fat? i put 'beefy tits' on my sig, my SN on AIM is BeefyTits05, and my nickname at school is dozer. just cuz i dont like cake and pie doesnt mean that im denying my fat-ness


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Jul 5 2003 9:35PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I only like pumpkin pie and apple pie..I dun like cake either...icecream cake is good though...and muffins..

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Jul 5 2003 9:36PM
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Ds91260
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hahahahahah dozer, i know a fat kid nicknamed tank
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Jul 5 2003 9:36PM
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NH_LiNe
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there is a red head girl who is sooooo short almost midget size and she is fat as hell.... and ugly, but anyways first day off school a girl was walking behind her i think a senior and shes like, 'you are walking to slow so, MOVE IT TANK ASS' it was so loud and hilarous

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Jul 5 2003 9:38PM
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linejibber550
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sorry sam i was just messin i fedex you a delicious cake since u love it so much.




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Jul 5 2003 9:40PM
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caylorswift
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i dont like cake, pie can kinda be ok, depends on the pie


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Jul 5 2003 9:41PM
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SaraJ
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that's really mean!

There was this lady at stanfords who had a belly that sagged like 4 inches above the ground. It was disgusting.

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Jul 5 2003 9:41PM
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Ds91260
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bellys cant sag that low, but fupas can
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Jul 5 2003 9:43PM
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SaraJ
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bellies can sag that low...he stomach was swinging in some special made shirt neasrt the ground

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Jul 5 2003 9:45PM
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Ds91260
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it was probly her fupa, the section between her stomach and her jolly place
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Jul 5 2003 9:46PM
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linejibber550
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fatty mgee why did u take the stairs?
be bee becau because there fon!!!!!!!!!



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Jul 5 2003 9:47PM
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icecreamsandwich
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hrm i think sam thinks i am fat. its true. i am one fat motherfucker. i like cake and brownies and no...i dont like pie it is gross..i like timbits and donuts though. and i like cool whip. yes.

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Jul 5 2003 9:48PM
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SaraJ
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I eat a ton...but never get fat. When I get older...I'm gunna be fat if I keep eating sooo much. Yumyum...I'm on a diet of chips, ice cream, steak, fries, and...root beer or shirley temples.

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Jul 5 2003 9:52PM
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icecreamsandwich
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haha sounds like the greatest diet ever.
i like dr pepper.

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Jul 5 2003 10:06PM
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Matty.
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fat ppl are slippery when wet

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Jul 5 2003 10:34PM
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petek
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sam, i seriously am sayin its never too late to try and lose weight


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Jul 6 2003 12:14AM
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petek
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btw, ure only 14 lbs more than me, and i'm not fat, u can get there buddy


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Jul 6 2003 12:18AM
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Ds91260
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^not with all the cake and pie he eats, but i just watched shallow hal, and i must say, gweneth paltrow is one of the hottest fuckin females ever
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Jul 6 2003 12:53AM
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Mills
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fats chicks suck


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Jul 6 2003 12:56AM
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P-JO
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Your my boy blue!! fock thats a good movie.


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Jul 6 2003 12:57AM
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Lateralis
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fat people are hilarious,theyre fun to watch cuz they waddle around and move slow,its quite humourous


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Jul 6 2003 1:00AM
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KWagner
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ya, today i saw this fat lady get into her car. it took her like 2 minutes and the car sank like 2 feet.
Jul 6 2003 1:09PM
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cj
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americans are fat. they suck

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Jul 6 2003 3:58PM
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Ds91260
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\/ THE FACE OF EVIL


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Jul 6 2003 4:01PM
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Jul 6 2003 4:49PM
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cj
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hheehe cake tits...

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Jul 6 2003 4:50PM
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SaraJ
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i'm american...I'm not fat...I just eat a ton.

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Jul 6 2003 4:54PM
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miss_hevern87
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i dont really get hungry anymore...but my parents own a weight loss clinic, it's kind of funny cuz there's always fat people there. haha....yah.


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Jul 6 2003 5:12PM
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*cowboy*
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Eh, i wouldnt want to deal with fat people all day. I saw this HUGE disgusting lady today. yuck, her car dropped like a foot when she sat in it. I'm like sara, i eat SOOOOOOO much but i never gain weight.. Im like 5 11 and only 140 lbs.. mostly muscle too. its weird.. i dont know where all hte food goes
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