seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.
"when i was like 10 there was this crazy german sheapard down the street who attacked my cat and ripped its stomach open causing its entrails to spew all over my neighbors fence. I attribute that to why I'm so fucked up now." - Dick-juice.
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"My brother also took a shit right after that, yes, INSIDE the car in bumper to bumper traffic. He took a shit in the car. He layed down napkins all over the floor and shit all over them, it was so funny." ~ec156
“When I run, when I'm high, I just forget to get tired." ~mothaeast