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miker92
Posts: 621 - Karma: 36

so today in french i had a sub. he was your average goofy sub, 6' tall, about 65, moustache, etc.

he also wore a tweed suit from like 1975, talked in a british accent, wavered his voice cracking it up and down so you could barely understand him, and spent our 80 minute class telling us about how he used to be a proffessor of psychology at Oxford and traveled the world and could speak 10 different languages. i guess you had to be there but it was pretty funny

i love how our school will hire anybody off the street to sub.

Mar 20 2007 8:27PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
we have one guy who is like 90 and all he talks about is the cold war, its sooo easy to get him off track. he talked about the a bomb for an entire hour and a half.
Mar 20 2007 8:29PM
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ECGove
Posts: 1947 - Karma: 75
ahhh i thought you were talking about sandwiches, i was gonna comment on the excellent steak and cheese i had at dangelo's today
Mar 20 2007 8:31PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
i had this one sub on the bus that called the regular bus driver a bitch lol
she was like: shes pretty uptight
me: meh shes a fuckin bitch
(im at the back not talking to her)
her: yea she pretty much is
lol this was uber funny
Mar 20 2007 8:40PM
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Bini.
Posts: 760 - Karma: 16
yeah, i thought it was going to be about sangwiches....i was sort of excited.
Mar 20 2007 9:41PM
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Bigwoods
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 76
same here, but my sub was terriaki chicken
Mar 20 2007 9:44PM
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PagesHouse
Posts: 6024 - Karma: 104
my sub on friday was the best. told us we didnt have to do the assignment she left because we were seniors and her class was a joke anyways.

then he proceeded to teach us life lessons about getting laid and getting drunk

so prime.
Mar 20 2007 9:44PM
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pns513
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 12
all my subs are stupid women who don't know what they are doing and just make us do busywork
Mar 20 2007 9:44PM
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chickenwang
Posts: 5639 - Karma: 40
our subs are old dudes who give us candy...i dont accept it
Mar 20 2007 9:47PM
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hartig
Posts: 8192 - Karma: 10
Today in English class, we didn't have a teacher. Or even a sub for that matter.
Mar 20 2007 9:52PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
we never have subs in our school. if a teacher is out we have a free. its pretty sick
Mar 20 2007 10:00PM
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2+2=5
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 18
i had a sub that slicked his hair black and talked exactly like Al Pacino in Scarface. I dont know if it was a joke, but it was pretty funny.
Mar 20 2007 10:00PM
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ShadyHillGroup
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 213
my school doesnt have subs, if a teacher is out we just get an extra free period, ive had a couple days the past few years where all of my teachers were out on the same day so nice
Mar 20 2007 10:04PM
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Rajna
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 90
we had a old lady who talked about her cats for about 55 minutes in a heavy accent
Mar 20 2007 10:05PM
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SmoKinSkier
Posts: 5501 - Karma: 20
hahaha ur mother taught you well then!!
Mar 20 2007 10:05PM
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tribefan226
Posts: 2122 - Karma: 209
one time i had a sub who looked like the cat lady from the simpsons. this one kid kept saying stuff like "i am so stiff right now" and other things that meant boner. she never caught on until he was just like "boner" really loud but she still just kept rambling on.
Mar 20 2007 10:10PM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
haha. we had this sub last week in geometry. it was a test day and i sit on like the other side of the room away from the desk. one kid raised his hand in the middle of the test and asked, whats geometric mean? our sub asked the rest of us to pretty much share the answer. we all were like talking to each other getting test answers the WHOLE time. and then the best. i took out my notebook and looked up an anwser, he didnt even notice.

i love when we have subs. those are my favorite days.
Mar 20 2007 10:16PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
our sub in algebra II today was this old shakey guy who kept touching my shoulder. i was very uncomfortable
Mar 20 2007 10:27PM
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T-Wash
Posts: 1656 - Karma: 37
yes such a let down. but the meatball sub is a treat to eat
Mar 20 2007 10:29PM
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EH_DUBS
Posts: 3080 - Karma: 969
i had this sub a few weeks ago and she was like 80 and she just talked about how she went to harvard (in a strong texan accent which was pretty funny) and was just really full of herself we just yelled at her all class and then when we finally did start our assignment we had to read poetry and she read it out loud and started crying it was pretty funny
Mar 20 2007 11:21PM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
I just had that guy for english. He may be wierd but he is by far one of the smartest people in our school. Plus he doesn't give a shit what you do. He could be making soo much more money, but he trys to pass on his wisdom to the kiddies, you gotta give him credit for that.
Mar 21 2007 10:07AM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
the best sub at my school is this really old guy must be like 85 and can barely hear. super nice dude. he can analize ur writing and tell stuff about u by the way you write stuff. its super intersting
Mar 21 2007 11:17AM
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4frnt1440
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
one of our full time teachers beats women

He is a male. its akward
Mar 21 2007 11:21AM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
wtf
Mar 21 2007 11:33AM
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da-bling
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
we had a dude from the marines in when i was in high school, he was like 65. kept reciting some rediculous thing, pretty much a joke
Mar 21 2007 12:11PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Anyone ever watch the movie Stand and Deliver? We had to watch it like 4 times in high school...as it turns out, one of our subs, Dr. G as we called him, was the principal of that school when the actual event happened and they then made of movie of him and his class and such. He is probably the best I ever had, he was always hilarious and class was fun with him.
Mar 21 2007 12:17PM
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spudz
Posts: 2564 - Karma: 5
miker your gay, i saw your picture of you doing josh in the butt... that guys cool
Mar 21 2007 12:18PM
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miker92
Posts: 621 - Karma: 36

well ill pretty much admit to being owned there... but for the record i was taking him down not eating him out.

who are you anyway

Mar 21 2007 4:16PM
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bp.lando
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 1,495
i miss d'angelos!
Mar 21 2007 4:19PM
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C.R.420
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 28
hmm this sounds like a guy that subbed at my school before.
Mar 21 2007 4:56PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
thats jokes when i clicked on the the thread i though it was about sandwhiches too.
Mar 21 2007 5:01PM
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604.
Posts: 134 - Karma: 15
It is good, but i find its a little to messy. I usually end up getting the sauce all over me.
Mar 21 2007 6:25PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
i had that guy for spanish one day. he reeked of cigs. its like it stuck the whole pack in his mouth at once
Mar 21 2007 7:01PM
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cracko
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Mar 21 2007 7:04PM
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cracko
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newschoolers, you be the judge.
Mar 21 2007 7:05PM
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miker92
Posts: 621 - Karma: 36

why thank you alex

Mar 21 2007 10:00PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
thats what i thought. quiznos owns
Mar 21 2007 10:01PM
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tBatt
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Mar 21 2007 10:12PM
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lineskis360
Posts: 462 - Karma: 11
i had this sub 300 pound black guy with sideburns that go straight to the moustache, said some of the funiest shit ive ever heard, he was the man
Mar 21 2007 10:31PM
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cofreeskier
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 15
We had this one sub who was from Russia in math and I honestly did not hear a single thing he said for the entire class.
Mar 21 2007 10:54PM
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Bini.
Posts: 760 - Karma: 16
i had a sub today. turkey, cheese, lettuce, mayo & mustard. so good.

Mar 22 2007 4:03PM
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