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Thats right its.... MOUSTACHE MONTH!

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Mr.Bishop
Posts: 22671 - Karma: 75,830
Starting today throw away that razor, 'cause we're giving away some prizes for the gnarliest moustache of all of you!

Once again OBERMEYER has hooked it up, as they provided us with a massive box of prizes to do all of these wacky contests. So big shout out to those guys, go check their site out and send a thank you for all the love they've given NS!

So here it is... your 'stash has to be all-natural... no gluing, taping or any other cheat shit like that. You can dye it if you want to go crazy, but you've got 16 days now to get that puppy flourishing!

Use this thread to post up your progress, and then at the end of March we'll start a new one for the final results.

GO!

Mar 15 2007 11:48AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
hahahaha

that thing is bitching man
Mar 15 2007 8:07PM
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chrismoJBEATS
Posts: 5898 - Karma: 44
HAHAHA
Mar 15 2007 8:26PM
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eheath
Posts: 61107 - Karma: 118,279
I'll get a good one going.
Mar 15 2007 8:29PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
you think 13 year olds even HAVE moustaches? partly i dont care since i'm a girl..but 13 yr. old boys dont have it. unless they tape hair to their upper lip or somethin
Mar 15 2007 8:32PM
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schmies
Posts: 2032 - Karma: 505
What about the pairing of a 'stache and a disgusting neck beard?
[IMG][/IMG]
Mar 15 2007 8:44PM
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schmies
Posts: 2032 - Karma: 505
Whoops, my bad:


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Mar 15 2007 8:46PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
ahhh that neck beard is almost as bad as bedard's
Mar 15 2007 8:58PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
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started a bit late but its starting to come in better.
Mar 15 2007 8:58PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
let me just say that I am 19 but I have to shave every day and I get an 11o'clock shadow (5 oclock shadows are for girls) I can grow a decent one within 5 days, over two weeks I can have a fucking handle bar.
Mar 15 2007 9:00PM
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A_Thomas
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 254
apes arent allowed to enter
Mar 15 2007 9:07PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
do it chris. i dares ya
Mar 15 2007 9:36PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
Fuck I just shaved yesterday!
Mar 15 2007 9:59PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
yea, if this is gonna be a real contest, more than 2 weeks is required. that's just like standard, not kick ass moustache time
Mar 15 2007 10:03PM
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Jwenz
Posts: 8893 - Karma: 7,633
darn i dont have facial hair :( me know win you should do something for the 90 percent of NS that doesnt have mustaches
Mar 15 2007 10:17PM
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JTK
Posts: 1695 - Karma: 73
hahah neck beard only is some other month.
Mar 15 2007 10:41PM
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MALONE
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 73
Muostache's and Obermyer........
Mar 15 2007 10:44PM
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RudyGarmisch
Posts: 25443 - Karma: 13,844
Neck Beard November.
Mar 15 2007 10:51PM
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ogou0287
Posts: 603 - Karma: 47
shit, may need to shave for fireman test...will post pics soon. will try to fusion fascial hair to dreads...this will get it going, but tests are next week.
Mar 15 2007 10:57PM
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k-k-kyle
Posts: 112 - Karma: 10
my friend is 14 and he can grow a full beard in a couple days. he first had a mustache in the fourth grade. its crazy. he would own all of you.
Mar 15 2007 11:03PM
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A_Thomas
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 254
or just No-shave November
Mar 15 2007 11:41PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
Mar 15 2007 11:56PM
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parkerhouse
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 11
that only kind of worked, but you get the idea, doug is the dirty moustache master
Mar 15 2007 11:57PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
hahahahahahahaha oooh man
Mar 16 2007 1:08AM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
aww man I acctually was growing a little dirt stash for march and just shaved it the night before this thread was started. I kinda got sick of it but I tottaly would have kept it up for this had I known. I'll have to start over now but it's gonna be pretty weak by the end of march
Mar 16 2007 1:27AM
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ramennoodles
Posts: 226 - Karma: 10
im so down i got prepare
Mar 16 2007 1:55AM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
I love the neck warmer
Mar 16 2007 1:57AM
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hollygrove
Posts: 7845 - Karma: 93
I'm 15. I'll give it my all. But i'll bet you could see it if i didnt have fuckign red hair so it matches my skin colour slmaost perfectly.
Mar 16 2007 2:13AM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
ill do it even tho i just sshaved it seems to come in pretty fast even tho when i do grow it out it makes me look like a beaner and the weird thing is im only 16 and i have to shave every night cept my chin growing that shit out
Mar 16 2007 3:45AM
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quebecfreestyler
Posts: 13040 - Karma: 1,418
Go gog og moustachesmans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 16 2007 9:18AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
here's a starter we'll see where this goes in a few weeks.
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Mar 16 2007 11:38AM
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BK
Posts: 2353 - Karma: 1,122
i knew this shit would get trendy a week after i start growing one. shaving it this afternoon.
Mar 16 2007 12:19PM
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skibum1854
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 564
has any one seen the guy's satch that works the gondola at loon?
Mar 16 2007 12:39PM
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gabeski
Posts: 576 - Karma: 103
^ don't be mad that my dirt stache is killin' yours Blake!
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Mar 16 2007 12:40PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54

ahahaha

Mar 16 2007 12:41PM
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tjski
Posts: 5859 - Karma: 44
ya! mabye my mad beaner stache can win.
Mar 16 2007 12:50PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
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so when i always try to post pictures i fail miserably, but anyways (if this works). this was taken yesterday on the hill, i'm not sure what i'm going to do to it yet, but we'll see.
Mar 16 2007 1:17PM
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Drail
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Mar 16 2007 1:19PM
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cgroves
Posts: 581 - Karma: 125
Colby West has had eveyone beat all season!
Mar 16 2007 2:32PM
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grifter
Posts: 933 - Karma: 102
gabeski thats one awsome bit a facial hair you got going there !!!
being 16 im gunna find it hard to get anything substantial by the end, ill give it a shot though!
Mar 16 2007 3:30PM
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strongmark
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for the record, im only 19.
Mar 16 2007 5:18PM
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Silence
Posts: 16030 - Karma: 149
what about connecting sideburns to moustache?
Mar 16 2007 5:51PM
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rocktheLPs
Posts: 2095 - Karma: 14
do you have your nose pierced
Mar 16 2007 7:40PM
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strongmark
Posts: 3278 - Karma: 883
shit yeah i do!!

so does slash, and hes the man.
Mar 16 2007 7:50PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
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I win
Mar 16 2007 8:45PM
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phatbush
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 20
i am 19 i cant grow one yet! sucks because i would prob have one if i could...................
Mar 16 2007 8:50PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
i remember they tried to do this at high north
Mar 16 2007 9:27PM
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toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
fuck! its MOvember.. Gosh!
Mar 16 2007 10:31PM
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BFFset.
Posts: 2210 - Karma: 12
girls can grow staches too...
Mar 16 2007 11:08PM
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Bloom.
Posts: 3533 - Karma: 13,167
check out this sweet stache....i applied some rograine and the magic unfolded right before my eyes
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Mar 16 2007 11:22PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,122
^ LMAO is like all leaning to one side... hahaha but honestly, i'm 19 and for some reason i cant grow a moustache.. it takes me over a month to grow peach fuzz i can grow a beard thats it maybe april can be beard of the month, and i already have one started
Mar 17 2007 12:02AM
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