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If your GF's came on NS.com...

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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
Would you be scared? do you say shit that you hope they wouldn't see? I don't say much but you never know. She would then consider me a nerd for having this many posts and contributions.

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
Jul 1 2003 6:05PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
and having '2 inchers club' in ur sig


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
Jul 1 2003 6:12PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
she knows it's girth already...oh she loves it huge size

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
Jul 1 2003 6:13PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
people always talk about their girlfriends. We should have an NS Girlfriend Day and see what happens.

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Jul 1 2003 6:17PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
^ i don't understand

2 Inchers Club

I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
Jul 1 2003 6:18PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
my gf doesnt even have a computer, but she puts out, and thats all what matters these days.


'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus
I think i'm going crazy...
Jul 1 2003 6:19PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
or the 'how often do you masterbate' thread
Jul 1 2003 6:24PM
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newschooler14
Posts: 2843 - Karma: 25
my g/f wouldnt know about the site or my name which is a very good thing


Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ
Jul 1 2003 6:28PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i havent the need to masturbate with my new gf


'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus
I think i'm going crazy...
Jul 1 2003 6:32PM
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SteveXs2
Posts: 7922 - Karma: 40
i don't have a girlfriend, but the girl i like came on this site a couple times.


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gethyped.net | gethyped.net | gethyped.net

'you said you didn't mind my velcro shoes... :( does this mean your gona break up with me?'
- ductapeboy

'fold yourself up and give yourself head,i havet left the house for 3 weeks'
- Lateralis
Jul 1 2003 6:43PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
im never goin to have a girlfreind, and the closest thing to a girlfriend ive ever had was jenny and lisa (punkskierjen) (linechick1260) cuz we hang out and ski and the shizzle like thizzle. yo


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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Jul 1 2003 6:48PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
cmon sam, just put ur arm around her casually, in a friendly way, then turn to serious and be all like.. yea i'm sam ...yea that's right...you'll have em in a second

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I Miss My Friends...But my Aim is Improving
Jul 1 2003 6:55PM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i tell all my less fortionite friends about newschoolers including my girlfriend.

she often asks to see it but i tell her no, not for fear of content and comments i have made. but for shits i suppose


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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
Jul 1 2003 6:56PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
sam, its not impossible to lose weight


'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus
I think i'm going crazy...
Jul 1 2003 8:36PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
just introduce yourself as 'Tits, Beefy Tits'
it gets 'em every time.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jul 1 2003 9:04PM
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rhcp
Posts: 2598 - Karma: 18
i wouldnt care if they looked at the threads, just as long as they dont know my screen name

'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!' - homer simpson
Jul 1 2003 9:16PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
i am someones gf. i come on ns. yep.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Jul 1 2003 9:20PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i just thought of something extra stupid with the name icecreamsandwich.


'when i first heard them, i was like 'oh my dad''-jesus
I think i'm going crazy...
Jul 1 2003 9:22PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
did you just call me stupid? i mean that was rude. asshole. yep.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Jul 1 2003 9:23PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
wow, stacey and dave are kinda alike. with the 'yep' after everything, they seem soo happy all the time


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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Jul 1 2003 9:24PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
haha thank you sam. eeeek how did you know i was daves gf? are you hitting on me? ;)

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Jul 1 2003 9:27PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
yeah, im hittin on you :P

no, its just that it kinda seemed obvious when i read on of your posts and someone said you bite dick, and then you said 'actually its more like a suckin action, but only dave would know :D' or something.


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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Jul 1 2003 9:32PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
oh hey girl. i mean......how you doin? ;)

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Jul 1 2003 9:40PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
huhhhhhhuhhhh..uyhh......URPL:#WE~.uh..hhhhhh

*drool*


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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Jul 1 2003 9:41PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Right now I don't have a girlfriend. I feel in love with a girl at the baseball game the other night and she was totally cool and awesome and badass but her friends got jealous and they left. So she had to go too. It sucked. She was completely... cool, too.


I don't understand why girls have other girlfriends. Is it so that they always have someone's back to stab? I don't get girl-girl relationships. Except the pay-per-view kind.


Teddy
SRMC
SFHNC: 240/2000
Jul 1 2003 10:00PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
*FELL in love, not feel in love.


Teddy
SRMC
SFHNC: 240/2000
Jul 1 2003 10:00PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
''I don't get girl-girl relationships. Except the pay-per-view kind.''

HAHAHAHAHA I love it. its going in my profile
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jul 1 2003 10:02PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
i have a girlfriend.... but she seems to be hitting on other boys.... hmm.


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
Jul 1 2003 10:20PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
its time for u to slap that bitch and say 'hey bitch, i aint gonna take no mo of this hittin on otha guys and the like, now suck it' or somthing like that
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
Jul 1 2003 10:25PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
no no alex, no no dave, stacey wasnt hittin on me, it was the other way around eh.

just kiddin dave. just kiddin, you lucky... ugh. i wish i had a girlfriend eh


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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
SFHNC 0/1700
Jul 1 2003 10:28PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
um excuse me. but NO ONE is going to slap me. and sam is right. it was all him. none of me. :| hahaha. yep. dave you are cute.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
Jul 1 2003 10:45PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
haha my g/f is on the site.... my only safe haven was the NU for a while

.:l[Tyler]l:.
Jul 1 2003 10:45PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
ya, my gf came on, and my screenname, is the same as my email, so i changed my icon, and she still found my posts, and the masturbation thread killed me, wow
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Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jul 2 2003 3:21AM
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lagwagon
Posts: 2074 - Karma: 15
girlfriends are overated. sooo cool when you think they love you ,but then youll see its lies and find yourself drinking or shaking your self to sleep in a cold puddle of your own drool and no sense of reality, wake up with a bottle in your hand... good tmes of heartbreak high.
'We offer kids a little darker slice of punk rock. Hopefully it separates us from bands that sing about going to the mall and chewing bubblegum.' - Matt Skiba
Jul 2 2003 4:36AM
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skier_chick_360
Posts: 1693 - Karma: 10
My ex bf was a member for a while... meh i dunno what happened to him.. but ya it was kidna scary casue he knew my username and I had to censor my posts so I wouldnt get in shit...
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Jul 2 2003 12:31PM
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PowderPrincess
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 20
TYLER.. and too bad for you boys that girlfriends know everything and in my case including the NU cause tyler gossips more than ME! (and yes i still want to know what my surprise is tyler)

*brooke*

'What's so wrong with being happy?
Kudos to those who see through sickness.
When she woke in the morning
she knew that her life had passed her by.
And she called out a warning,
'Don't ever let life pass you by.''- Incubus
Jul 2 2003 12:54PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
m gf will never come on the site,and evem if she did she wouldnt know my sn or my password or any idea how to use the site


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jul 2 2003 5:25PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
My ex is on NS and so are a lot of the guys I would potentially date, I think I even posted in the masturbation thread... whoops hope none of the guys notices that... haha.


And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
Jul 2 2003 5:50PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5772 - Karma: 3,867
i wouldn't care....if my gf broke up with me because im an active member of 'the world's largest online freeskiing community' then shes not worth it


Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is
(Gallant)

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'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
-Pep Fujas


-MR
Jul 2 2003 7:57PM
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